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Sep 30, 2017 12:35 AM
mufasa1028
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Captain71
Could've had me for 3dollars n fitty cent
APairofDocks
I'd do it for ten bucks and a beer
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I'm sure there are some things I wouldn't do for a billion dollars. But I can't think of any.
thedon89
I'd slap my mom for $1
CorrectingYourGrammar
I'd do it for $100.
IHaveABigTruckBecauseMyCockIsTiny
I'd slap my mom for a family meal from KFC, hell I'd slap her for every dollar
whynotlol
Never said how hard you had to slap her.
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
I can't believe you have to ask.
barbwirelove
i would dig her up and smack the urn with her ashes in it for a billion
RoughJustice2k18
At the risk of taking this "too seriously", I will say NO. All the money in the world couldn't get me to slap mine or anyone else's mother.
LucienPhoenix
NOT FOR ALL MONEY OF THE WORLD
FromTheHeartOfIgnoranceICommentAtThee
Anyone who doesn't has some very very very messed up priorities indeed. Unless the 1000 million comes from killing orphans or some such.
arkemiffo
Sure. Who do I pay the billion dollars to?
JerHitchens
How can she slap?
3amLifeReview
Pookybear2018
I'd do it for free.
sistergoldenhairsurprise
I'd kick my mother into a hole for free.
MrSpankalot
I'd have to dig her up, but sure.
Dpwdesigns
Damn---- my internet connection must be slow I just saw the 1 billion part of that question and feel cheated
thewhifflingtit
Being paid to kill my mom would be wonderful.
femininewash
I'd slap her with my dick for about 3.50
mufasa1028
So tree fiddy?
tooomanysteves
I'd slap all 50 members of my family for AU$1Billion. Even the babies. Do you now how fucking much a Billion really is?
tooomanysteves
With $1B I could give 200 people $50,000 per year for the next 100 years.
bigdaddyfatpants
How about tree fiddy
WellThatsOriginal
Leroyyyyyyyy Jenkins. God this brings back memories of a long time ago. I think it was July 2017.
jwoytk01
You'd be surprised what I'd do to my mom for $1Billion.
RickDyball
True dat
Yrmsteak
Didn't know Ted Cruz browsed imgur
TheEwyator
ATalkingMushroom
YouLilShit
aditya91212125
God damn
RichyCigars
Why do you not have more upvotes? Comedy gold. I cried.
Nandabun
So did his mom.
jwoytk01
ZING!
Twiggerer
What you wouldn't do would be the more interesting list ... Then you get to see where the lines are drawn.
jwoytk01
That's a good point.
omgitsfye
Oh boy if your parents were lesbians.
Noodlevillian
I leg swept my mother for free so yes. Yes, I'll slap her.
cynicatt
Is this the edgy kid comment thread? I wanna join.
blairmichod
I strangled my mother and my father had to pull off of her. For free.
ImThatGuyForSure
Fuck you're tough
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
That's fukn edgy bruh
jaymckool
Id straight close fist punch her ass then pay her a million as a sorry gift.
aTokenOfMyExtreme
Dude you have over 999 million, slap your mom, and only give her 1 MIL? That's cold man! COLD!
jaymckool
Fine fine fine....2 million
WallpaperProblems
Like a Cold ass honkey?
RaptaGzus
You don't stay rich giving all your money away, man.
jaymckool
Exactly..
ThroughTheLookingGlass
I'd slap my mom for free.
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
makes me wanna do it in a supermarket
LloydMadel
Do it
TShooter59
Nope. My dearly departed dad would reach back through, space and the grave, to knock me on my ass.
imadeulook
rp19well
FleetingExplative
Danzigg
FerricGuy
perhaps for $1Billion, but not 1 Billion $ .. that's just a fuck ton of dollar signs.
ProxyPlayerHD
fuck americans, putting the unit infront of the number like some retards....
ShirouBlue
OliverClothesoff70
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
mufasa1028
IdoHateComments
Grammar Nazi spotted
Kangadilla
Heil!
LeadByBadExample
In Denmark we write the currency after the number.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Do you know how many people would buy a dollar sign for a dollar? Probably not a billion, but some would buy two
WhatisaYute
Doesn't it have something to do w/ check writing? It's easier to turn 100$ into 1,100$ than $100. Someone said something about decimals too?
thankyouforyourserviceforpointsonanythingmillitary
Took me a while but that does make sense
Pieala
I'm with you. Plus my mom has Alzheimers so it wouldn't really be very nice for a stranger to walk up and slap her.
KalleSchnikov
Ha! And awww :(
Pieala
It's ok. She was very abusive, and now she doesn't know who I am. So, know what? She's extremely nice to me!! I was amazed, and left.
boogertown
Are you, by any chance, a dad?
FerricGuy
three times over; but what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
I hate that '$' goes before the number. You say 'one billion dollars', not 'dollars one billion'
iSoulend
It's just a part of the US thing, to do nothing like the others
StillbornGod
Nah most European countries lead with the currency sign too. Source: internationalizing a campinghome rental website.
UWantSumFuk
Yeah that shitales no sense. Every other unit goes after the number, and you SAY it after
UWantSumFuk
You don't say "it's degrees Celsius 25" or "I will smoke grams 26 of marijuana" or "I will smuggle this ounce 40 bottle into the theatre"
LeadByBadExample
Brilliant. I've always found this odd, because it isn't how currency is written in my native language.