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???? an awesome found.
Apr 22, 2018 7:20 PM
tenhawzer
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RoxanneLaWin
Aww look at the rock dork.
miltownmadness
That’s one of the biggest dad boner smiles ever
ZeroLyfe
wtf, it's just a rock, show me more of that sweet ass towel.
onefukkedduck
is it me or was this much longer than it needed to be?
ahdiboogoh
I didn’t know Ed Helms was a geologist.
DarkSock
I too act like the zodiac killer when I hold up rocks next to my head
killer10347
Jesus Marie!
boopinsnootssince92
One of most satisfying things a rock collector can ever do.
RuffleMyFluffles
Geologist sorcery, finding gem stones in random rocks
purplekittenskittles
Can’t wait to show this video to my son! Crazy how the earths crust do dat!
fuzznubbin
Rock candy!!!!!
AtsaMattaForYou
asdfghlkjgh
GEOOODEEE!
whitter86
where i'm from it's illegal to do this
numbersmczap
Thank you. I was hoping someone would mention it.
thatsmyupvoteidontknowyou
I think it may be a big ass smoky quarts cluster.
MiscPictures
What it looks like to me too.
AtSymbolUsername
Science and tech tag might be a stretch.
macrochelys113000
Geology
TinyBiscuits
Geology is a science, hammer and chisel is technology.
aDogNamedJohn
Hammer and chisel are technology yo
kittypoopappledrink
SarlaccBait
Nice rock
APlusInArsonClass
Marie
NotYourAverageWeeab
Was looking for someone that posted this!
wheresurgurl
That really is an awesome found
faptasticvoyage
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faptasticvoyage
But the two look alike.
MichaelOxford
It has a towel underneath it. Fake
InsultCatapult
That was obviously placed there to protect it when it fell away from the giant boulder it was attached to.
Angel666Hawk
What he was chiseling wasn't attached to it either...
InsultCatapult
I thought that at first, too. But looks like he couldn't pull it out unless there was more clearance in the hole. (That's what she said.)
GnomeDeGuerre
Why do you think that?
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GnomeDeGuerre
............. You wouldn't place a towel underneath the crystals while cutting them down?
CaptainMcRocket
Bob64
There has to be a better way!
gotalkie
Lol, was looking for this
antidentite22
That was 90% gravity.
SinSinna
Where is this from? A movie, skit or what?
ImCherokeeJack
Arrested Development, tv show.
SinSinna
Thank you!
ImCherokeeJack
notkvothethebloodless
Am I the only one that thinks kissing random rocks is a bad idea?
InsultCatapult
Maybe unlike the rest of us he knows what that is and this that it's harmless.
notkvothethebloodless
I was thinking more bacteria
InsultCatapult
I didn't consider that. Fair enough.
GetRicketyWrecked
I was thinking the same thing. I’m pretty sure some minerals are deadly when they come in contact with your skin.
Ootandabootehh
Pretty sure this dude is knowledgeable not to kiss deadly rocks....
HockeyFighter69
@ilookfuckingcool
ilookfuckingcool
I wanna do this so bad, I love smoky quartz!!!
HockeyFighter69
Then let’s gooooo
ilookfuckingcool
Okay whereeeee?
HockeyFighter69
Dunno. Where should we go first? Chinese artifacts in the Grand Canyon? Or somewhere round here? Anything in the high desert?
ilookfuckingcool
I'm sure there's tons of rock deposits here...even the trails up in the mountains have quartz...mainly rose tho
Jup1man
Guy looks happy, So how much is that rock worth ?
Trippyaquariumdude
Bout three f... oh nvm..
ASarcasticCthulhu
As a raw material probably not as much as you would expect.
Moridin23
$3.50
Trippyaquariumdude
Best me to it
Morg729
How do you find those?
SergeiBoobtitsky
By digging.
cominginhot
they find you when it's time
icreatedanaccounttoupvotethis
Knowledge of how they form, looking for lava tubes maybe? IDK just guessing.
mrtnchp05
Amazon
EdgelordPrime
Well, first you have to craft a stone pickaxe. Soon you'll find some iron, and you can make a better one. Then there might be some lava.
TuggSpeedmann
There’s a place just outside of eager Arizona in the mountains by the volcano ruins that you have a very good chance of finding them. 1/2
TuggSpeedmann
The trick is to find a few that have the same look, then you’ll find them all over like candy in a shop. Found a 70lbs one with the cousins
pancreas
with your eyes probably
HomeInspectorGuy
How do you found those?
Janusha
He found it, put it back, and then found it again for the camera.
LadyMidnightToker
No, it's "How do you *found* those? Didn't you read the title?
zeros000
Can't you see that's the guy's name, Mr Found
TakeshisApprentice
How do you found those.
DoingItWrongSince1980
Just turn on your geodelocation.
kungfujd
Made me say "God dammit." Take your upvote and get the hell outta here.
BilboTanker
Ok u little shits listen up, there are 3 ways to find these puppies. 1) finding abandoned mineral mines (or active ones NOT FREE) 1/3
mynewestusername
Technically the abandoned mines aren't free to use either. If it's available you could stake a new claim on it for a few hundred bucks.
mynewestusername
There's also a chance the shaft you found was abandoned, but still has mining going on underneath.
BilboTanker
2) Earthquake and fault lines are real good places. 3) volcanic tubes (yes like the one from the movie to the center of the earth)
BilboTanker
CascadianTwilight
Very carefully
chtwhite
Looks cool although I have no idea what I'm looking at
PocketVist
Looks like a stagmite, maybe onyx? Font know to much about rocks but it looks black like an onyx
ImANurse
Rock candy
MrDirtyEars
They're minerals, Marie.
teeben
Khoolaid
It’s poop. And he kissed it.
supermonke
A Boeing bomb!
DevilDisowned
Nerds
adamlstf9
That’s kinda the beauty of this though: no idea what it actually is, but he’s happy and I’m happy! This must be what dogs feel all the time.
FangerPappet
It’s a dildo if he’s brave enough.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I think it's the lovechild of Stephen Colbert and Ed Helms
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Ed helms holding his new pet alien.
EmotionallyTransparent
Its a ZPM. The ancients use them to power their advanced technology. Looks like he will finally have enough power to dial Earth.
MoreAwesomerDan
I always upvote Stargate
cleverdesigner
Indeed.
3nd3rwiggin
6th Chevron... Locked!
EastwoodStare
I wish I didn't know what you were talking about. But I'm a giant nerd. So I do.
tuhnu
You don't really wish that. Stargate is amazing and you're glad you've gotten to enjoy it! ^^
chickadeedeedeedee
Who’s downvoting Stargate????
Dorsk84
EmotionallyTransparent
This needs more upvotes lol
tiedyedteeth
I. Love. This.
SpaceBetweenUs
He found a huge cluster of smokey quartz all in the same piece of matrix. It's a rush for every gem Hunter to find something so awesome.
Kyuukichi
Serious question. Can people just go around chopping pieces of rock anywhere to take home?
Kyuukichi
I mean, I have no idea how many people hunt these things and how hard they are to find, but I imagine there are regulations?
HamHungLo
Looks like some nerd going down on a rock.
dyslexicuntied
10wreckedtenrecs
I do believe that is what it was. And that nerd is going down...town on a scirocco of mineral mining glory baby!
Lutafist
That nerds got manlier hands and forearms than all y'all
matthew9390
ChronologicalMyopia
I always felt like Hank severely over reacted and that it was just the easiest way to end the series.
Lunchbox007
So Steven Universe Rule 34?
chrisman01
NotTheChad
Looks like Smoky Quartz, that chunk alone would go for $600+ easy
thatsvoodoo
Damn
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Golfbob
$600.
GutsTheStruggler
I'll give you five bucks.
ATLien84
Can anyone tell us what this is? From his reaction, it’s got to be valuable.
Tovarish1013
Uranium.
crazycatlady98
Looks like smoky quartz
20lbsCovfefe
Geode.
itsprobablysarcastic
Jesus, Marie!
kidbuddah
it’s the kryptonite from batman v. superman
WaggyTails
You could sell that rock for maybe 80 dollars or so to a collector.
Imnotapotatoe
I too would like to know
venslor
Money doesn't have anything to do with it. I went hunting for pink halite once. Found a beautiful piece. Halite is salt. Road salt.
cdncapt365
We call them....rocks
Janusha
Definitely more fun than value.
FatherofRogerSimon10
If it is smoky quarts its probably worth 200 Canadian
etherbunny41
It's a Geode, dude.
raeski
Smokey quarts
Adderkop
Brown Sugar https://imgur.com/Gt1LViw
areyoucummingtonite
The mineral isn't important, the quality of the specimen is what makes it a great find! Smoky quarky though but could be wrong.
Ericandstuff
That Boulder was pregnant and he helped it have its baby!!
GingerSnapKid
Its KRYPTONITE
TheNeapolitanMan
That or he's just a geologist. They can get irrationally excited about rocks
TarquinHammerhands
There’s nothing more valuable than knowledge my friend.
SirStylus
It could just be valuable to him.
OfficialJoeBiden
Not everything is about money, my friend. Smoky quartz isn’t very valuable. He’s probably proud that he found something.
masterchief11
It’s actually a rare Smokey bookend :)
PalmalaHanderson
Plutonic quartz. All we need now is some cesium and bottled water
ExactlyWhatYouExpected
You can’t just go around posting the recipe for concentrated dark matter!
highkeyloki
It’s Vibranium
dumbinsults
That's the face I made when I thought I was out of candy but I found a twizzler in the sofa. It's probably worth like a nickel.
Imhereforthelurking
Considering all the stores that would sell it for about 150 at least, it's probably worth a decent dinner.
DigitalHare
This made me laugh more than it had right to. Have my upvote.
SmartAssX
Like 50$ valuable from a museum
PopeyeTheSailor
youre missing a 0 at the end of that, size like that goes for an easy $500 +
GrampaJack
more like $500 - that's a huge chunk
zoezoebelle
Based on a quick lookup on Etsy, doubtful. Single crystals that size are going for less than $200.
GrampaJack
Just bare crystals? Nothing extra? Time to clean out Grampa Jacks closet!
zoezoebelle
Yep. You could probably make a few hundred bucks if your grandpa liked collecting quartz.
Pentaquod
Kyber crystal, they are rare, Force-attuned crystals that grow in nature and are found on scattered planets across the galaxy.
SillySnipes
this guy ddos
paulssisisssssii
Why is the open crystal part of the rock sitting on a towel if it was not removed yet ??? You know what I mean ?
MoreAwesomerDan
He could feel by hand that there were crystals and wanted to protect it.
Blubberpet
He probably shoved the towel under there so he wouldn't damage them while he broke the whole thing loose.
Nightcaste
Money isn't the only thing that makes people happy.
stabby506
This
jcbunch88
BJ's work too
Sarcasticbombastic
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Geologist, can confirm
ottotravel
Ask any rock hound. Pockets full of rocks, gardens full of rocks, houses with sills full of rocks.
Alkuam2
They call'em hound 'cause he's horny.
27yoUGLYvirgin
This. I found it odd that comment OP made this association.
Flyms
Money makes people happy?
YouwontlikewhatIhavetosay
Depends. Money can buy forms of happiness, money can even buy forms of love/affection. It cannot buy unconditional/true love though.
Poulpc
if you lived your whole life without money then Yes, if your parents are super rich and you are super rich your whole life then no
Strangeboke
Up to about 70k/year, yeah. Past that it just makes you more stressed. Already at 70k a year, so I guess its all downhill from here.
EnricoPallazzo
27yoUGLYvirgin
It's odd how you assume that. I guess people have different priorities. I assumed he was just happy because it's pretty.
justleaveittome
But it’s not odd.
pancreas
He likes that boulder. It is a nice boulder
Blackrain39
THE BOULDER is pleased to receive such a compliment from a pancreas.
FlyingBananaHammock7
They're minerals, Marie.
LtColThorin
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FlyingBananaHammock7
They're minerals, Marie.
undeadsamurai
This is what I was looking for.
thatsmyupvoteidontknowyou
looks like smoky quarts. not worth a ton, but fun to hunt, and a find like this is pretty stellar.
ouchmyhair
Super fun to find it yourself! I love rock hunting as soon as it gets warm. If I found that I would probably cry happy tears
Baromian
Hunting Minerals sounds like a great passtime, but I live in western Iowa. All I can find are corn cobs and pig poo.
mentatthalia9
It's all in knowing what to look for :) http://www.gatorgirlrocks.com/state-by-state/iowa.html
Baromian
OlympicFail
Pott co represent
Oogibah
Ha you haven't been to many gypsy shops or earthbound have you, probably sell that for 300+
EnderPanda13
It's actually worth more in the rock it formed from, mineral and gem collectors dream for something that big.
OaksParcel
How do you hunt this? Does it leave footprints or a trail of dung?
Ilikeyogurt
Want to know too
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Dung.
VoIdemort
Geological surveying and visual markers of the surface stone, as well as chemical sampling of substrate.
VoIdemort
Most states have geological maps of the types of rocks, and there's a science on rock formation to study. Geology! \o/
MisterTrashPanda
Dung, mostly, in my experience.
MisterTrashPanda
Also, I'm not very experienced.
saidthejokertothethief
Yep some sort of quartz geode, probably a vughy infill in a lava. Chaotic crystals which means something about to formation but I forget
fen4
Geology! Mineralogy?
VoidofStatic
Gemology
JupiterJedi
What?
DarthLordPotato
Yes
addledPunster
If you can collect all seven something really super happens.
TK421isAFK
Yes - you get your virginity back.
saidthejokertothethief
Like when a lava bubbles, some of the bubbles freeze when it cools down and then quartz grows in the space.
Ryebread91
But where did the quartz seeds come from?
JupiterJedi
Ohhhh. That’s neat! Thank you for taking the time to explain it to a simpleton
bloodtypeinfinity
Did somebody say Smoky Quartz?
83aurelius
This is what I came here for.
elizardo
Wot in XXXtentaction is that?
APenguinInATuxedo
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Smoky_Quartz
AnokaJoe
Of course you would know
Nyoibo83
You say not worth much, you've obviously never been into a hippy crystal store, something that size would sell for $500-$1k here
MeSoErnie
Which isn't much in the gem and mineral world...
kadaeux
Factoring in that you've got to fund hunting it down, if that's all you get, odds are you just lost money. Maybe a lot.
DrSuvat
It’s a hobby isn’t it? Finding gems. Kinda like metal detecting from my understanding (not 100% sure)
kadaeux
For some people sure. But given how many of the new age type shops sell geodes and related crystals, there needs to be some profit in it.
YesImThatMrTrebus
Smoky quartz is my jazz name.
NerdyNerdTubaNerd
"jazz" meaning "exotic dancer"?
TruffleOilFarmer
I’ll smoke your quartz..