TheMachoManRandySavage
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May 15, 2017 4:21 PM
TheMachoManRandySavage
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Mcres13
leftyshuckles
Who does # 2 work for??
ProphetTenebrae
Buckle up, buckaroo!
robromoto
SuckMahWolleh
FlippyWiggler
I used to poop only once every for days. For years.
backsidenasty
We're going to need updates
TheCrawlDadMan
where dem haribo at?
ChristinaRnne
Hahaha
GhostPants69
Stool softeners first, or the laxative forces you to push out solid diamond turds the size of a football.
Arconyte
My unfortunately thorough experience leads me to believe he shouldn't have even used laxatives and just gone with weapons grade enemas.
krapmyself
Awww. You shoulda eaten a bowl of sugar free gummy bears. We could watch you say goodbye to your organs and most of your bones.
IamHereForTheComments
Showhermyoface
Hope you didn't take too much
mastersquancher
This is amazing! Hahahha
TCTom
Get a Squatty Potty. You'll thank me.
WhetPhart
Dude. I had to end a hunting trip early because of 5 day no dump bender. Long story short the finger saved the day.
WholesomeAsFuck
Been there too!
Acdkatie
All you took was a laxative? Ur gonna need a suppository or an enema after that long.
cousteau
I'm gonna invent handles for toilets; really needed them more than once.
clearwall
Allow me to introduce you to handicapped stalls...
cousteau
Note to self: remember this next time I feel a vicious shit.
ChuckKarma
You should probably get a scan to see if something is blocked.
StayClassyPonyBoy
How many Courics?
murks
2 Katies
DerpeDimmer
TheAverageMonk
what the heck dude
MediocreExtremist
Wait ... You didn't Imgur for a whole week!?
IamHereForTheComments
all the dumps he missed
SomeGeographer
I took 2 then, 2 more an hour later because I was impatient. I then preceded to piss from my butthole for 5 hours. Lessons were learned.
DiscoPhysicist
Ever have a colonoscopy? You prep for it by taking laxatives so powerful you shit out your shoes. Go Lightly and Phospha Soda.
wiskrbskit
apparentlysethrogen
It always bothered me that the guy runs out of the shower after this
mayanshitisalien
iwantyoutothrowmeaway
Drink lots of water man.
IamHereForTheComments
*hacker voice* i am going in
HelpHowDoIUsername
LookAtHowMuchFunImNotHaving
You should lube your asshole
Funboringness
nah just eat sugar-free gummy bears.
UncleMeaty
That's your solution for everything!
WholesomeAsFuck
useful advice
NR97420
HOTHOTHOTHOTHOOOOOT
forestfinagle
..as your tender asshole slowly tears
MrBobSaget
Read this to the tune of "while my guitar gently weeps"
thesplashingblumpkins
push ow hot push ow hot
KainWhisper
This is @OP in a few minutes: http://imgur.com/ifxrDNG
IOnlyUseHashtagsSarcastically
I knew what this was going to be before I clicked it. +1
Jus10Ed
Put an Emmy in it.
dolphindreamsandsatan
I cam to the comments looking for this gif! Nice! :-)
corgiman
PotatoGunnaPotate
What the hell lol
ExplainTheJoke
Hot hot hot hot hot hot!
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
I mean, it's a little sexy.
Sunbazesnewaccountbecuasegooglehateme
you spin my right round' baby right round
Imostlycommunicateusinggifs
SgtHartman013
There it is
WarriorSuperman
HOT! HOT-HOT-HOT-HOT!
squirrelfury
I remembered that looking more cartoonish.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
BruceWillisFromTheFifthElement
Cool username
Sullivanish
Weigh yourself before and after. For science.
satanscott
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squirrelking
Make sure you pee first to reduce error.
BipolarPenguin3
I once pooped 9 pounds throughout the day.
VirtualNaut
That doesn't sound healthy....
thenameshandbanana
Plus pics
grumblemoose
I lost a 7lbs shit baby this way...
Voidkilla
CrimsonGypsy
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lordofhouselurker
And post results
Voidkilla
ImgurTexan
@op, I second this
TedTheMan
To the gram.
apparentlysethrogen
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clearwall
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cutteroo
Or y'know, just weigh the poop like a normal person.
VirtualNaut
I'd rather weigh myself before and after than fish out my poop from the toilet.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Then poop into a bucket. Make sure to zero out the scale while the empty bucket was on the scale so you get accurate weight.
TheYankBanker
My scale is a liar. I tried this and it said i gained a pound!
DrChimRichulds
Dude, same!
merelyadequategooglymoogly
I'm no scientist, but I would say you pooped wrong.
TheYankBanker
I wasn't using a squatty potty so... maybe you are right?
brknsoul
"This can't be right, this man has 104% body fat!.. Hey! No eating in the tank!" "Go to hell!" https://youtu.be/KLnUCkeol3Q
d0o0o0d
It's supposed to go out, not in.
ChrisWsrn
SURPRISE! You did not get all of the enema out...
plainoldusername
Did you... did you literally take a shit?
WashingtonRed4skins
You must be pooping negative mass, you should talk to scientists
VirtualNaut
You... I like the you think.
Sullivanish
That's what you get for eating a sandwich on the can.
LordChappers
https://youtu.be/KLnUCkeol3Q
TheYankBanker
Lol, I wish i could multitask like that. However there is no man creepier to me than the man who can eat a chocolate bar while on the can!
ashipthatshipsshippingships
We need a scale that converts to Courics.
DeliciousMeatCurtains
But what about converting to bananas?
SjyiN
That's what OPs mom said after using 3 courics
TheJackBurton
One Couric is about 2.5lbs, according to the episode.
Stensticles
So Randy Marsh took over a 250lb shit. Awesome
MEMRITV
So 1 kg?
mybrainwonteven
1kg = 2.2lbs, so... very close yea
armstronacchi
This is fucking science we don't need about. We need exact measurements!
TheJackBurton
Unfortunately, I couldn't find a more exscat conversion.
woodjoiner
Most people don't have scales more accurate.
armstronacchi
Most people don't have scales (maybe? I don't actually know)