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godofhorizons
Do not be fooled. If it were as docile as it looks it wouldn't have survived this long
blow14me
That's not Disney, that's Grimm.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
My father used to have a saying: If it's colorful, run the fuck away. I think now I understand what he meant.
Locke108
WillUleimi
The Cosby Frog strikes again!
TheDreadPirateWestley
ildon2
She's so high right now.
mastodoff0
I can hear the Family Guy fall down noise in that last picture.
CecilHarvey
Don't do toad
notblubber
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
More like a Grimm's Brother short.
Blast4Cash
Too bad it wasn't a Sonoran Desert toad
WillJeSuis
And then Quagmire passes by https://thumbor.247sports.com/kj4im2HxUTKCOB5gwYBynW06LT0=/0x0/top/Uploads/Assets/195/945/2945195.jpg
ofsavages
just me or is that one manly handed princess..
NeedToPeeButTheresASpiderInThere
Manly everything princess
justsam31
It's 2018... Don't assume any princess's gender
ofsavages
good point.
KingOfTheAnarchists
Poisoned d'artagnan frog.
CardinalCanuck
What about the other musketeers frogs?
KingOfTheAnarchists
You can just sub in one for all.
IIIHalezIII
PLOT TWIST: the kiss never connected..
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Is she trying to fool us into thinking she's dead?
IIIHalezIII
she whiffed the kiss.. and couldn't catch herself..
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
Nah she wouldn't die she would just trip balls.
Elitex62
She's tripping so many balls that she thinks the grass is made of Disney Prince dicks
SeriousCloud
Depended very much on the frog.
rshini
that's toads, this is a poison dart frog, those fuckers are very deadly to touch
bunchofsavages
Still a better love story than twilight.
KingDingus5
She ded
TxDragnier
I say you she ded
TsubakiTragic
Any cute little animal with real bright colouring is normally a killer. Some exceptions, but most are deadly.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Looking deadly is almost as effective as being deadly. Like Jodo Kast.
DanceDanceRepression
Don't touch the deadly colorful gays !
DearAtlas
Clowns
everypostepic
That's why I say away from gay midget parades.
LoudBirb
And the few that aren't deadly are specifically copying one that very much is.
AJMansfield
And many of those are in fact mildly poisonous in their own right, just not quite as poisonous as the real thing.
attackofthequokka
what a ripoff!
jixathejinx
skwint
gatharen
The parrots man, they came from out of no where!
Imprettybadatnamesandshit
Yup. If you can barely see the animal, the camouflage is the defence. If you can see them very brigthly its because they have deadly defence
bpetersen
And it seems that if they look scary, they are probably harmless
IJustLikeToArgue
I know. I can't tell you how many times I've come close to death by letting a butterfly and on my finger.
Imprettybadatnamesandshit
The guy I replied to said "Some exceptions". Didn't think I would have to mention that again, fuck me right?
djsdkdjsk
Some brightly colored ones are just copies or just taste bad
guywithwifi
Aposematic coloration!
HighlySexualLobster
JHawke
Depends on where you live, around here there are quite literally... 0. All the brightly coloured ones rare as they are are fake versions.
MadHakon
Everyone watch out for the flaming gay psychopath midget and his stunning good looks. I'd call him a ladykiller, but yeah, he's gay.
Jupman
glitchead
The exceptions are animals attempting to pretend to be killers, to be fair.
ziludoSmasher
Unless its a birb. It'll just bite your face off.
Tornadotaco
ToddlerPuncher66
Hmpf.. I’ll take my chances
guywithwifi
As long as you don't get any in your mouth or any open wounds you would be absolutely fine. Coyote Peterson holds one in a vid.
commentsthatnevermakesense
I'll meet ya mother at the funeral ;)
jacksCheeseVoter
5,tzgrdrug irtttt
tininacan
Surprisingly, poison dart frogs are not poisonous.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
In captivity they aren’t. In the wild, their food makes them poisonous.
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
Really only goes for reptiles, amphibians, and insects. I don't really see a parrot killing a human on purpose.
AjaxTGF
That's because the parrots are *very* good at hiding the bodies.
HighlySexualLobster
Its never premeditated. Most times its a crime of passion.
UselessEngine
So you've met my bird?
HighlySexualLobster
Thankfully no, im just contracted by the city to clean up after it's sated its blood lust.
MyInteriorZerosAreSigFigs
Iirc there is also an octopus with blue rings that is quite toxic
glitchead
Very accurate! Most cephas are major asses though, and there are many quiet underwater killers. Such as the urchin or stonefish.
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
Right, forgot to mention water critters
Cyractacus
The Mantis Shrimp is not a threat to humans, but it looks like a rainbow and a lobster mated while on acid. They also can break glass walls.
Radix865
My choice of creature to create giant mutants out of if I ever become an evil mastermind.
CthuluAlmighty
I mean if it wanted to it could probably castrate a man real easy
SuavessentSlim
The highly aggressive venomous flamingo.
YouThinkThatsBad
Flamingos are naturally white. They turn pink because their diet is composed entirely of pink shrimp. Remember when Arnold turned orange?
MattHerr
Was he 'hanging out' with Trump?
Kaitou
KansasComrade
Damnit came to post this
UrSwtLilButtPirate
Jijimufu I think?
Mxlespxles
Jumanji