When the potato picking is just right.

Nov 30, 2016 10:52 AM

ratchetslayer

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The potato is growing limbs

I work for a french fry processing plant and this is one of the potatoes that came down the line.

Haters will say it's Photoshoped

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deep fry that bad boy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pioneer?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think your tumor has a few tumors.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tuber carpal syndrome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A group dildo?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

palms are sweaty

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The middle one clearly is a dick, even has tiny balls.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

not so tiny. compare to keyboard size

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You may want to stop growing potatoes next to the Nuclear plant.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, this place is really going down the tubers

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wallmaster: Destroy it before it goes back up to the ceiling!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Potatoes hate him

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mickey Potatofingers

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Don't look at the balls.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Dicktater

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paging @kantakistan - we need more sexy diakon and huggable eggplant!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Send it to Sarah

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

/a/N33y1 gotem

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fresh from Chernobyl Farms, Enjoy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has science gone too far?

9 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 2

They were to busying asking themselves if they could...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I say science hasn't gone too far enough.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No...questions...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Science can never to far. We can only ask why.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm going to have to disagree

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Click here to find out

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Reason 1: yes, yes it has. We need to stop science before it's to late...or is it to late to stop it?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Such strong hands."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ça c'est une putain de grosse patate .

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand what you just asked me. But, im going to answer with: the farmer planted a potato with 5 tubers so it grew 5 potatoes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He said " thats is a fucking big potato"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anything's a dildo if you are brave enough.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL I've been harvesting potatoes wrong. They get picked, not dig up.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Straight from the Potato Tree

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, you're right, they're definitely dug up... I lied to everyone.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

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Showed my coworkers this post, they told me to let them know when I can retire on fake internet points.

9 years ago | Likes 545 Dislikes 6

Very real internet points, don't demean what you're doing

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The exchange rate of Internet points to USD is only a little worse than the Zimbabwean dollar.

9 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

inception comments always get a +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That would be yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes I would.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 8, 2019 9:30 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Who stuck a Telltale Heart up your ass?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 8, 2019 9:30 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I think so

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Should've called them a faggot

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