Aug 29, 2021 5:50 PM
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ChiiBaa
this person has an impressive sense of balance
LokiShade
I'd like to take this moment to point out that a lot of folks that have mullets are really good people.
RedGlobeRad
Yea... but other humans caused this and think of all the other animals not being rescued
IAmZephyre
And, it's not even Shark Week!
Jawesome19
Completely thought he was going in
sylphysylph
I'm impressed with the patience and strength required to do that. That shark is huge
FatBastardVegetarian
Fishing pollution is the biggest problem. Yeah, plastic... but discarded nylon netting? Miles of it.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Hard to fight as well. Inspecting every boat is impossible, so biodegradable gear is a must.
Ardranor
Think I read somewhere that something like 50% of the plastic pollution in the ocean is fishing nets, massive commercial ones just get left
thricebakedxyz
Good man
chupacabra505
Hey! I have that same fishing shirt
Cole2999
"ya didn't have to bite my trolling motor" lmao
nabtab
I had to calmly corral a loggerhead sea turtle to an area I could stand so I could remove a bunch of fishing line from head, neck, fins, ½
Etc,. It was trying tobget away until I cut the first bit, then he kind of just sat there till I finished then bolted. Dude was huge
teacherDad
Best part- "You didn't have to bite my trolling motor."
BenderBendingRrodriguez
This is what I would do if I had superpowers. Fuck crimefighting
HeladoDeBanana
About the daughter comment, if he falls the shark will flee.
JustStopTalking
So that's what a big o'l knife looks like.
Vengeraxe
Did Aquaman loose one of his Skis? (or did he ride 2 dolphins on leashes, can never remember)
justplainvanilla
starlord56
The woman that lassoed that guy got a solid person, I'm surprised the boat can support his gigantic balls of steel
10benny
Thats some solid strength from that dude
imallset
Shark was probably tired too, not to take anything away from him
DarkRedCape
The shark put up no fight at all which is unusual, so it may have already been exhausted from the rope. Dude still got chonky muscles tho.
StenYngve
From the mullet, no doubt
grandestoptimist
The source of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Sagsquatch
that shark was exhausted, only way a man could hold to a shark that big. Hopefully survived though
teacupsquid
Sharks are incredible at healing wounds if given the chance.
Yeah, you can see how deep that had already cut into it
invertedcenter
MeisterKleister
"Man steals necklace from shark at knife point"
MaximumMarks
I'm not judging but in a situation like this my mind just wouldn't be on filming.
DownUnderAussie
Me too, probs helping rather than seeking fake internet points….at least the dude had it under control. Good dude.
JStengah
There wasn't really anything the person filming should have been doing instead.
Kehy
Filming is not a bad choice. Keeps camera wielder out of the way of the guy doing a one person job
BeKindToAll
Later that night, massacre at local beach.
Apelike
You mean humans fixing what they fucked up?
MeowMachine12
Yep. And being bros
ItsSebee
Fixing what other humans did*
tangybreath
Whoo man that was risky. One solid yank from that boy and that man wouldve found himself in the ocean with a shark
Everyone in the ocean is there with a shark. They live there.
Lovingnsfwcomments
jawsoshuell
I love the gill flare from the air expulsion as he speaks
KevorkianScarf
Uhhh. Is this like a…live action Street Sharks?….or someone just skillfully out a shark CG over someone in a movie?
Phoenicopter
The Suicide Squad, King Shark.
TerryCrews
Watch The Suicide Squad. It's Stalone as King Shark and it's fantastic.
I saw suicide squad when it first came out…I don’t remember this at all…might have to rewatch it.
sec1237clip
Do you mean watching the 2016 Suicide Squad movie? King Shark is in the 2021 The Suicide Squad movie.
…I didn’t know they made a second one. Well that definitely explains it lol.
bobisslack
"Hey. HEY! YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME!"
JacobKreutzfeldt
"lol YOU'RE whalecum" - snarky sharky
Cha0sForever
I wonder if the shark knows that another creature has help it, and not just that it's escaped the rope.
Tentrees
Some species of shark, like great whites, are intellgent enough to play and be very curious, so ... maybe.
There's a lady who removed a hook from a shark once, it later returned and played with her, and brought other sharks with hooks.
Kind of like areas of reefs where dharks will come and let shrip and fish clean them of parasites. Fish all around can be pretty smart
"Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners? Thanks for dumping so much shit that it's impossible to move without getting caught in it." - Shark
Not sure I believe in collective species level guilt, but ok
Some shark species can't tell one human from another. You can't blame this one for being a bit fussy.
You know I think eventually we're going to find out a lot more species are smarter than we think as we learn more...
ZemoDanceParty
phukerstone
yes please
ChiiBaa
this person has an impressive sense of balance
LokiShade
I'd like to take this moment to point out that a lot of folks that have mullets are really good people.
RedGlobeRad
Yea... but other humans caused this and think of all the other animals not being rescued
IAmZephyre
And, it's not even Shark Week!
Jawesome19
Completely thought he was going in
sylphysylph
I'm impressed with the patience and strength required to do that. That shark is huge
FatBastardVegetarian
Fishing pollution is the biggest problem. Yeah, plastic... but discarded nylon netting? Miles of it.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Hard to fight as well. Inspecting every boat is impossible, so biodegradable gear is a must.
Ardranor
Think I read somewhere that something like 50% of the plastic pollution in the ocean is fishing nets, massive commercial ones just get left
thricebakedxyz
Good man
chupacabra505
Hey! I have that same fishing shirt
Cole2999
"ya didn't have to bite my trolling motor" lmao
nabtab
I had to calmly corral a loggerhead sea turtle to an area I could stand so I could remove a bunch of fishing line from head, neck, fins, ½
nabtab
Etc,. It was trying tobget away until I cut the first bit, then he kind of just sat there till I finished then bolted. Dude was huge
teacherDad
Best part- "You didn't have to bite my trolling motor."
BenderBendingRrodriguez
This is what I would do if I had superpowers. Fuck crimefighting
HeladoDeBanana
About the daughter comment, if he falls the shark will flee.
JustStopTalking
So that's what a big o'l knife looks like.
Vengeraxe
Did Aquaman loose one of his Skis? (or did he ride 2 dolphins on leashes, can never remember)
justplainvanilla
starlord56
The woman that lassoed that guy got a solid person, I'm surprised the boat can support his gigantic balls of steel
10benny
Thats some solid strength from that dude
imallset
Shark was probably tired too, not to take anything away from him
DarkRedCape
The shark put up no fight at all which is unusual, so it may have already been exhausted from the rope. Dude still got chonky muscles tho.
StenYngve
From the mullet, no doubt
grandestoptimist
The source of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Sagsquatch
that shark was exhausted, only way a man could hold to a shark that big. Hopefully survived though
teacupsquid
Sharks are incredible at healing wounds if given the chance.
Ardranor
Yeah, you can see how deep that had already cut into it
invertedcenter
MeisterKleister
"Man steals necklace from shark at knife point"
MaximumMarks
I'm not judging but in a situation like this my mind just wouldn't be on filming.
DownUnderAussie
Me too, probs helping rather than seeking fake internet points….at least the dude had it under control. Good dude.
JStengah
There wasn't really anything the person filming should have been doing instead.
Kehy
Filming is not a bad choice. Keeps camera wielder out of the way of the guy doing a one person job
BeKindToAll
Later that night, massacre at local beach.
IamJACKSventedSPLEEN
Apelike
You mean humans fixing what they fucked up?
MeowMachine12
Yep. And being bros
ItsSebee
Fixing what other humans did*
tangybreath
Whoo man that was risky. One solid yank from that boy and that man wouldve found himself in the ocean with a shark
teacupsquid
Everyone in the ocean is there with a shark. They live there.
tangybreath
Lovingnsfwcomments
jawsoshuell
I love the gill flare from the air expulsion as he speaks
KevorkianScarf
Uhhh. Is this like a…live action Street Sharks?….or someone just skillfully out a shark CG over someone in a movie?
Phoenicopter
The Suicide Squad, King Shark.
TerryCrews
Watch The Suicide Squad. It's Stalone as King Shark and it's fantastic.
KevorkianScarf
I saw suicide squad when it first came out…I don’t remember this at all…might have to rewatch it.
sec1237clip
Do you mean watching the 2016 Suicide Squad movie? King Shark is in the 2021 The Suicide Squad movie.
KevorkianScarf
…I didn’t know they made a second one. Well that definitely explains it lol.
bobisslack
"Hey. HEY! YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME!"
JacobKreutzfeldt
"lol YOU'RE whalecum" - snarky sharky
Cha0sForever
I wonder if the shark knows that another creature has help it, and not just that it's escaped the rope.
Tentrees
Some species of shark, like great whites, are intellgent enough to play and be very curious, so ... maybe.
Ardranor
There's a lady who removed a hook from a shark once, it later returned and played with her, and brought other sharks with hooks.
Ardranor
Kind of like areas of reefs where dharks will come and let shrip and fish clean them of parasites. Fish all around can be pretty smart
bobisslack
"Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners? Thanks for dumping so much shit that it's impossible to move without getting caught in it." - Shark
IamJACKSventedSPLEEN
Not sure I believe in collective species level guilt, but ok
bobisslack
Some shark species can't tell one human from another. You can't blame this one for being a bit fussy.
IamJACKSventedSPLEEN
You know I think eventually we're going to find out a lot more species are smarter than we think as we learn more...
ZemoDanceParty
phukerstone
ZemoDanceParty
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