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Snake tax (no photos of my dog)
jennym123
#2 wasn't Anakin made a Jedi master right before he turned evil?
blindpiggy
Why does Plop’s card say “Pete”?
Mattiesdaddy
His name is Plop
PaintYourWagon
#3 who the hell is Pete, I think you misspelled 'Plop'
ILoveRocksAndBJs
Snek**
GrumpyYoungling
#10 NORN IRON!
wick3dc4ke
I want "the office" guess who to be a real licensed game
ChampagneThursday
So are we making these Office versions of Guess Who, or what?
Iwanttofingeryou
Red before black friend of jack, red before yellow, youre a dead fellow
tinman04
Where do I get that Office Guess Who game at?
Mewmus
Oedipus was destined to (unknowingly) kill his father and marry his mother and have a kid w/her and be king (for those wondering)
relativeminor
#4 he's especially good at precipitating!
BlankMage
mynewfavoritething
HerMajestysSecretButthole
It’s only gay if your lightsabers are touching...
vandan117
#2. 1. Whiner 2. High ground 3. Motherfucker
wakeforthesun
PLEASE MAKE A POST ABOUT YOUR SNAKE and tell him/her/anakin I love him/her/anakin
ExtinctasaurusRex
Why doesnt Oedipus like to swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
Tilthend
Saudi/ jam, classic. Hilarious. Couldn't stop looking and laughing.
MissAnny
If red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow
Mewmus
i guess anakin was made a jedi master when nobody was looking
supernova202011
Red touch black, safe for Jack. Red touches yellow, kills a fellow
Shanegt1
Northern Ireland is very pleased to be British (for the most part)
GodEmperor0fMankind
I swear to GOD if these shadow people don't stop licking my FUCKING EARS I'm going to lose my marbles!
Onetwothreesix7
There are only 2 Jedi Masters.
JanusKaisar
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
Applepotamus
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BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
Is it opposite day?
DynamicGoose
Other way around
Applepotamus
Knave333
How do you not have photos of your dog?
theguy5621
omg, Ikr. https://imgur.com/BXQFcfy
Lepercake
Ah, the three genders: evil, good, and black.
TheCardq
Amazon is not a Jedi master
Lepercake
Sith Lords and Amazon.com have a lot in common.
nevoreJunkie
There's only 2 jedi masters in that picture
Lepercake
Vader is a force ghost. Defo master.
nevoreJunkie
That's not vader on the picture. Besides master on the council is a political position. Evidently is good evidence for the corruption of 1/2
nevoreJunkie
The jedi that they made it do 2/2
Lepercake
Point in fact it's anakin who's the force ghost as well, and considering they pretty much eradicate the jedi before he dies I figure 1/
Snadethebeast
#2 Ah yes, male, female, and black, who could forget
1metalnation
Anakin isnt a jedi master. Only mace and obi-wan are
OtterlyRidiculus
There are only 2 Jedi masters in that picture.
MydnightWhatever
The joke is that Anakin is not a Jedi master
DukeDarkwood
Maybe he identifies as one?
CumsInPies
And even if Anakin were a Jedi master I don't think his gender would be black.
Stormik
I still don't get it. I mean I don't get the relevancy to genders.
nevoreJunkie
There's only two genders and there's only two jedi masters
Stormik
Well yeah but all of them are of the same gender.
obviouslyrob
But gender is a spectrum, not a binary, so the joke doesn’t really work.
nevoreJunkie
That's not a universally held position
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
Its pronounced gif
platinumskink
The person who made the original joke does not consider it so.
ClemFandangoAskingCanYouHearMe
CISMaleScumLord
Language! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
DodderingCommandant97
“Oedipus was the first motherfucker” - Bo Burnham
wolfpreist
on this mother fucking front page
ManickTheSmith
Beat me 2 it
RedClaws23
TBH, all of these are unfair to Oedipus anyway. The guy didn't mean to fuck his mom and when he found out he regretted it so much he stabbed
RedClaws23
out his own eyes. And yet when people say Oedipal Complex it means knowingly attracted to your mother? Dude's not Electra.
Roger8086
Lobstah1
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes
acunninglinguist
BennyJ03
jore00001
OMG LoL this is for smart people only! You wouldn't get it otherwise. BRB, literally reading Oedipus right now
darkraix
Omg lol xd xd :3 emoji emoji emoji
Icecreaman
So lit ???????
Milesgloriosus
Why does Oedipus never swear?
Milesgloriosus
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
thefatlonelyjew
Why did the person who reply act like you have to be some kind of scholar to get the joke
KeepTheEarthBelowMyFeet
Because when you're 14 and youre first learning this shit, you think you're a genius for reading something considered "classic."
xcambamx
I'm tired of the way Tumblr people react to jokes. omfg I just read that go to jail I fucking spat my milk on my copy of Homer!
Ventralfinn
Don't worry, Tumblr memes won't be around for much longer.
DukeDarkwood
Then at least your copy of Oedipus Rex is safe. That one's by Sophocles.
Paulmk1
bobstonhouse6
What is the name of the artist?
Schrod1ngersCaT1701
I'm ashamed that i know what this is.
Paulmk1
Don't be brother :)
Jarzii
I'm not.
fireeternal
Well im not
YarnsNbarns
No idea here, what is it? Share the shame
JokerTheHero
Alfie, its porn
SecretlyARedPanda
Buttsmithy
acunninglinguist
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yesiamdude
Ashamed? I'm honored really, the artwork is fantastic isn't it
override367
The characters are well written too
kbkrow
*desire to know more intensifies*
yesiamdude
A Buttsmithy search on Google should quench your thirst for knowledge, yet beware, as it is not safe for viewing in public