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Park ranger uses a shotgun to separate 2 entangled bucks
https://globalnews.ca/news/6493320/calgary-wildlife-shotgun-deer-antlers-locked/
Sep 2, 2020 2:34 AM
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https://globalnews.ca/news/6493320/calgary-wildlife-shotgun-deer-antlers-locked/
NutellaJar0
Good shot ?! You're kidding right ? The guy manage to miss them both standing less than 10 meters away
DoctorofThuganomicsRyanB
Rdj326
'Achievement unlocked' "Shotgun surgeon"
RaZorHamZteR
Good guy ranger dude... najs!
JustMe4455
JerzeeTomato
Fine... you both lose... stupid bucks.
mikeatike
"Guns don't save people, I save people." -ranger
Yourpoliticalpartyisaterroristorganization
Hell of a shot.
Polarbit
You know I'm surgical with this bitch Jake. How you want it doe?
BrailleCortex
alakablam
InspiredForestRaptor
This is how you advocate for guns doing good!
Bonesy84
Shotgun pruning of trees is another use. I’m not anti gun. But guns shouldn’t be a right. They are a privilege
whyisthisusernametaken
alexcoldt
My favorite thing about break open shotguns. I use mine to kick empty shells back toward my friends.
Varzoth
Yo, I was just playin' with Fred then this dude come up and blew my fucking antler off man.
CureForHomoSapiens
DefinitelyNotStalking
haha lame! He missed both of them
Grummbles27
"Outrage in the police community ensues when Canadian law enforcement uses people killing stick for not killing people"
GizmosBabySitter
That half second of antler though. #videosthatfinishtoosoon
NamelessGhul
Better than a half second of uncler
aintnothinbutahounddog28
See now this is appropriate usage of a gun by a government official
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
I bet you two bucks they won't do that again
goudist
Not until next year at least.
youlooklikehalfabuttpuppet
I was wondering which one he was going to shoot! This is so much better!
AbeFromanPartyOf3
SirBaconTheFourth
Buck yeah ?
ChocoladeMelkSnor
Fact check?
HumboldtDraw
He’s a terrible shot! Didn’t even hit one of em from like 10 feet
HelaSisterOfThor
Read the title as "Pink Ranger" and now I'm disappointed.
xc800can
Thanks, now I have the image of Amy Jo Johnson on a balance beam in tights in my mind all day! ( No really, thank you! ! :) )
DoctorBambu
God damn that had to be a ringer for both of those guys. Imagine bones attached to your skull being painlessly shattered by a shotgun blast
Querzis
Better then stay entangled until they die which is usually what happens.
Nephthyys
It’s pretty much a fingernail, once the velvet is off (the velvet like coating on it when it grows) it’s pretty much painless
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
They fall off every so often anyway cant imagine it would actually hurt much
ShorterTheHorse
I think he means the headache from the blast.
Stoneyt123
That first pause then they move. You hear the exhale from the camera man..... i exhaled at the same time
Timheretoo
Someone has a headache. But he’s alive. Nice job officer!
hufwungpu
The deer also now has the emptiest colon one can possibly have
juicypman
He was actually hunting, but he missed
NamelessGhul
You have made humor
igobeder
Was he using buck shot?
Sedentarylifestyle
You genius
ChonkyChungus69
THESHADOWOFJECT
nah he used a slug.
JustEatingBagelBites
We should invent a new type of shotgun ammo called Antler Shot specifically for the pun.
shutthefrontdoor
nichoDriver
Get out...
WhydidIdothisnow
It took me reading this comment to get it. Nice +1
TobySomething
...is it even a pun if that's literally what it refers to?
Roland191145
MixedDrinksAndMetaphors
Came here to write that. Take yours
igobeder
You didn't capitalize on the 2nd part of the "pun" I left off. "Buckshot........after he let them slug it out"
nezo
Same
aRobThatNeverGivesUp
Weedies617
PatrickRob82
"Oh man, I've got the best idea for a comment! I just hope nobody has post... shit."
samueWebRunner
AstroHun
iclearlyhavetissues
Nope, they would have been dead. Obviously he used antler shot.
IsaacNuetron
slug
manslut
They make anti-slug rounds? We must prepare for the slug wars...
IsaacNuetron
Too late
Rip42
They've been spying on us for years:
BennyT1000
IsaacNuetron
It is childish to hit someone for a bad pun.
SgtMichaelCross
Is that the standard method for that? Legit curious.
Orcajet
I grew up in a national park with rangers for parents and even I’m not sure this has a standard method
giitsok
I'm thinking he actually missed and it hit an antler instead.lucky buck
giitsok
Or I could be wrong. I'm usually wrong anyway. Don't listen to me. Lol
Kehy
Usually they're found after one is dead, so standard method is a bit more hands on
CPatricoo
I mean you cant get near them. And if you dont separate them they die.
hotdudecurator
I would have thought they would just tranquilize them both and then separate them!
Subloc
No guarantee that a human could undo what two deer couldn’t. Then you just have two stoned deer.
easytigger
That's a movie pitch right there. You've got the ticking clock, enemies becoming friends, a park ranger mc, all we need is money.
idontknowhowthissiteworks
There is a guarantee. I saw a YT vid where a dude used a hacksaw. Was not the same situation with 2 alert deer tho. Either his head was
idontknowhowthissiteworks
stuck in a fence, tree, or the other deer was dead. I can't recall. But basically the deer was physically exhausted and couldn't move.
idontknowhowthissiteworks
Antlers are pretty easy to saw through, so if they were tranq'd it's be easy. But insert what was already said about tranqing.
HalifaxSamuels
I think the title "shotgun surgeon" is pretty well deserved.
HandoB4Javert
And a free trophy to boot
CmfMttnPpl
Plot twist, he was actually trying to put them down
Puppydonk
I can do brain surgery with a shotgun. Frontal, transorbital, parietal...All of em, at once. Very messy. Unlicensed. Cheap though.
DIINKELBERG
Some dude: "I have a little hemorrhoid in my butthole"..... that guy
circlebreaker
DickMercenary
Or shotgun magician
jeremizzle
shotgun techniciannnn
amalgarhythm
I didn't know you could be that accurate with a shotgun
BritishGingerLefty
You never seen clay pigeon shooting? It’s not easy at all, the grouping is very close still at that range. This was very very close.
ManByTechnicality
In the video the shot itself isn't impressive, he's 10-15 meters away, practically point blank range. But his reaction for when the shot 1/2
ManByTechnicality
2/2 lined up was pretty impressive. No hesitation the instant he had a clean shot.
AzraelEternity
With slugs, yes.
Whitestuffontip
Shotguns are accurate. Games and movies have us believe shotguns are more area weapons.
amalgarhythm
I've shot at clay pigeons but always just aimed in the vicinity. Never fired at a paper target to see the spread. TIL something
armandraynal
Also people who sell them. "It's got a good spread" lmao see the bill burr sketch bout this ... https://youtu.be/QHqB2t-DGb8
ManByTechnicality
Precision with a shotgun heavily depends on distance. Accuracy however is all the shooter.
Ardranor
Also the ammo, slugs vs shot
ManByTechnicality
Slugs in a shotgun just make it a chonky rifle.