Aug 15, 2022 7:13 AM
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Wasnbo
I disagree with the "damn nature you scary" tag. In this case, it was "damn nature you know how to make people who fuck around find out."
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Baby shark doo doo doo-doo doo doo…
devin7
I don’t think that’s ketchup.
ShutUpMeh
76000BatteryLlamas
I call that one bitey
OBM1
Quality posts today. Fantastic. Honorary member of the FAFO club.
ifounditunderthere
PoorSucker
Don't touchy da fishy.
DigitalWaffle
Cute Sharky. No touch.
Iullyiullyus
Shark Yubitsume
lemonofdoom2
throwawayaccount321
ChelVanin
Kid learned some fun new vocabulary that day.
osteoporoosi
And a few things about how not to handle sharks
ParmiNotParma
CurbYourClassWar
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Yes, lets put our hands near the creature with a blender for a mouth.
kingkongkeom
Why would you pet a shark? What the fuck is wrong with that guy? I mean, aside from losing his goddamn pinky!
He was trying to unhook it from a fishing line.
While noble...trying to take a hook out of a sharks mouth doesnt seem like an all too smart idea neither
witalaska4
?1
GhostOTM
If it wasn't implicit to the story: Florida Man.
Shaodyn
What did you think was going to happen, stupid?
MichaeIScott
It seems like he was trying to remove a hook, and has probably done it many times before. Unfortunate but I don’t think it was overly stupid
Dukeboysz
You know, when they say "I wish being stupid could physically hurt the stupid person" this is pretty damn close.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
Okay this is a little gory
Never finger a gory hole.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
rajyeruh
DunnowForgot
I dunno, when I was still a mechanic I've held a lot of tools with my hands I wouldn't touch with my privates.
reverendbonobo
The fuck am I supposed to pick my nose, then?
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
I laughed harder at this comment than anything else I've seen on imgur today
MTBadgers
Here we see a man selflessly feeding a poor hungry shark his pinky finger. Really restores my faith in humanity.
AbeFromanPartyOf3
Pinky and the (lack of) Brain
Pinkynobrain
Close enough
hk135
Never Pinky without Brain, lesson number 3(ish)
BearRaid
Lack of pinky now too by the look of it.
Looks like it just bit him in the mid pinky side of the palm based on the white lesion briefly visible.
Asadsadsadclown
That’s uhhhh called bone my dude.
abion47
Lost the pinky and never had the brain.
Astonishingly, doctors were able to save his finger: https://youtu.be/CmdjpuZfJsI
Thanks, without the context of being out fishing and releasing a shark caught on accident he really looked like a moron, but he isn't.
sonicthemariomasterchief
I'm guessing they had to open up the shark to retrieve his finger? That sucks, poor shark. Like 100 million sharks get fished every year
No, there wasn’t a need to retrieve his finger because it never actually detached. He just assumed it had in the moment. As the video says.
SatoriEnligtenmentNow
❤️
jasonboison
Florida man
Always was
Does that look like the same guy as in the original post?
LoquaciousDude
Yea, if you got to 0:15 in the vid, seems pretty much exactly like the same dude
zmurfus
Thanks contex is better. ?
VodkaReindeer
where's the pinky emoji when you need it
superbest
That’s the one the guy has to use now. ?->?
Zapathasura
No idea what he tried to do but the shark sure didn't agree.
pugcashingout
He tried to do cook reels
Trying to unhook the shark from a fish line.
clamdriver
I was worried about the kid with face mask and snorkel perched to jump in.
jekath
Don't sharks become pretty docile if turned upside down? I'm not saying it's a good idea, but could that be it?
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Is that alligators?
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Nah. Sharks- rotate to calm down. Alligators- rotate to MURDER KILL DEATHSPIN! WOOOO!
charhan
I think it’s all a croc.
I'm open to the possibility that I am completely wrong. I am, however, quite friendly and I have nice cats.
Nivvi
With how stupid he is, Im impressed with this pain tolerance, just pissed he lost his pinky. But I guess no brain no pain
He seems more mad the shark got the best of him than in pain.
Bystandr
Oh, that's adrenaline. He's going to be a bit more contrite in about 3-5 min.
CyberWizard252
Yup. Fed part of my finger to a table saw. Walked upstairs, cleaned it, bandaged it and was fine until shock hit later and I hit the floor.
Keyosu
Damn really? did you pass out? Did it come all at once?
I felt weird, sat down, decided to get up and get something from the bathroom when everything spun and I sat down again...fast.
Pretty sure I passed out, I remember falling but next noticed I was on the floor. If I was out it was only seconds.
Was down to the last 2 sheets making concrete forms, cutting the last one, it was re-used sheet, with concrete, had totally worn my blade
out - took one hand off as the blade was spinning down and nudged it with my left - saw jumped out of the cut and I was almost able to pull
*skill saw
my right hand away but it got the tip of my ring finger on my right hand, cut 7/8 of the way thru. Half of the tip hanging by a shred. No
JustBoone
"I lost my goddam pinky" like no dude, that lil shark ate it. He said don't fucking touch me, I bite, and then bit your finger off.
Did it just get bitten off?
LostShinta
If you pause it at the right/wrong spot, it sure looks like it. pause at your own discretion
FarceMajeure
Going by the rotation, the blood, and the sudden jerk when his hand released I'd say yeah that finger straight up came off.
ReaperCDN
Rotated and torn off, probably yes.
I saw all the blood on the sharks mouth
heyletsbefriends
would it have been better to just leave the hook in its mouth?
WyrdJamie
Was there something? I rewatched & didn't see a hook or anything. (Really asking, no sarcasm.)
dav3nasty
Gal behind him is holding the line. Idk if they were trying to fish for sharks. It may have taken their catch/bait for something else.
Ah, missed her holding a line. Good on him if he was trying to help, but he didn't show very good sense in the execution.
WaveMotionGum
Use Pliers. This isn't even a problem unique to sharks, bring a multitool or a pair of plyers in your tacklebox when you fish for big fish.
Better question: If it's still hooked, can they retrieve the finger?
Leave it for a professional to handle for sure, they make and wear chanimail gloves for shit like that.
professional like the fisher whose hook it was, or should fishers just bring professional hook removers along every time they go fishing?
They should at least bring their common sense with them and keep their hands out of a sharks mouth.
Dalael
I agree but, he didnt put it in his mouth. The shark rotated and bit him, then kept going.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
This guy probably runs around on the internet screaming about leftist 'morans'.
PineappleLoopsBroether
DrDred
Uhhh. Everything doesn't have to center around politics.
When fascism is selling nuclear secrets, it's kind of a big deal.
But what does that have to do with this? Not a goddamn thing.
It doesn't -have- to. But you also don't -have- to share an opinion I don't want, to match the one you didn't want. Downvote and move. <3
But I want you to know the REASON for my downvote. Not necessary but I like to comment. I'm also downvoting this and moving on ?.
You missed the point where I don't care about your opinion. So you either have a fetish for the pointless, or you're trolling. Good for you.
Wasnbo
I disagree with the "damn nature you scary" tag. In this case, it was "damn nature you know how to make people who fuck around find out."
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Baby shark doo doo doo-doo doo doo…
devin7
I don’t think that’s ketchup.
ShutUpMeh
76000BatteryLlamas
I call that one bitey
OBM1
Quality posts today. Fantastic. Honorary member of the FAFO club.
ifounditunderthere
PoorSucker
Don't touchy da fishy.
DigitalWaffle
Cute Sharky. No touch.
Iullyiullyus
Shark Yubitsume
lemonofdoom2
throwawayaccount321
ChelVanin
Kid learned some fun new vocabulary that day.
osteoporoosi
And a few things about how not to handle sharks
ParmiNotParma
CurbYourClassWar
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Yes, lets put our hands near the creature with a blender for a mouth.
kingkongkeom
Why would you pet a shark? What the fuck is wrong with that guy? I mean, aside from losing his goddamn pinky!
ChelVanin
He was trying to unhook it from a fishing line.
kingkongkeom
While noble...trying to take a hook out of a sharks mouth doesnt seem like an all too smart idea neither
witalaska4
GhostOTM
If it wasn't implicit to the story: Florida Man.
Shaodyn
What did you think was going to happen, stupid?
MichaeIScott
It seems like he was trying to remove a hook, and has probably done it many times before. Unfortunate but I don’t think it was overly stupid
Dukeboysz
You know, when they say "I wish being stupid could physically hurt the stupid person" this is pretty damn close.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
Okay this is a little gory
ChelVanin
Never finger a gory hole.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
rajyeruh
DunnowForgot
I dunno, when I was still a mechanic I've held a lot of tools with my hands I wouldn't touch with my privates.
reverendbonobo
The fuck am I supposed to pick my nose, then?
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
I laughed harder at this comment than anything else I've seen on imgur today
MTBadgers
Here we see a man selflessly feeding a poor hungry shark his pinky finger. Really restores my faith in humanity.
AbeFromanPartyOf3
Pinky and the (lack of) Brain
Pinkynobrain
Close enough
hk135
Never Pinky without Brain, lesson number 3(ish)
BearRaid
Lack of pinky now too by the look of it.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Looks like it just bit him in the mid pinky side of the palm based on the white lesion briefly visible.
Asadsadsadclown
That’s uhhhh called bone my dude.
abion47
Lost the pinky and never had the brain.
ChelVanin
Astonishingly, doctors were able to save his finger: https://youtu.be/CmdjpuZfJsI
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Thanks, without the context of being out fishing and releasing a shark caught on accident he really looked like a moron, but he isn't.
sonicthemariomasterchief
I'm guessing they had to open up the shark to retrieve his finger? That sucks, poor shark. Like 100 million sharks get fished every year
ChelVanin
No, there wasn’t a need to retrieve his finger because it never actually detached. He just assumed it had in the moment. As the video says.
SatoriEnligtenmentNow
❤️
jasonboison
Florida man
ChelVanin
Always was
SatoriEnligtenmentNow
Does that look like the same guy as in the original post?
LoquaciousDude
Yea, if you got to 0:15 in the vid, seems pretty much exactly like the same dude
zmurfus
Thanks contex is better. ?
VodkaReindeer
where's the pinky emoji when you need it
superbest
That’s the one the guy has to use now. ?->?
Zapathasura
No idea what he tried to do but the shark sure didn't agree.
pugcashingout
He tried to do cook reels
zmurfus
Trying to unhook the shark from a fish line.
clamdriver
I was worried about the kid with face mask and snorkel perched to jump in.
jekath
Don't sharks become pretty docile if turned upside down? I'm not saying it's a good idea, but could that be it?
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Is that alligators?
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Nah. Sharks- rotate to calm down. Alligators- rotate to MURDER KILL DEATHSPIN! WOOOO!
charhan
I think it’s all a croc.
jekath
I'm open to the possibility that I am completely wrong. I am, however, quite friendly and I have nice cats.
Nivvi
With how stupid he is, Im impressed with this pain tolerance, just pissed he lost his pinky. But I guess no brain no pain
ChelVanin
He seems more mad the shark got the best of him than in pain.
Bystandr
Oh, that's adrenaline. He's going to be a bit more contrite in about 3-5 min.
CyberWizard252
Yup. Fed part of my finger to a table saw. Walked upstairs, cleaned it, bandaged it and was fine until shock hit later and I hit the floor.
Keyosu
Damn really? did you pass out? Did it come all at once?
CyberWizard252
I felt weird, sat down, decided to get up and get something from the bathroom when everything spun and I sat down again...fast.
CyberWizard252
Pretty sure I passed out, I remember falling but next noticed I was on the floor. If I was out it was only seconds.
Bystandr
Was down to the last 2 sheets making concrete forms, cutting the last one, it was re-used sheet, with concrete, had totally worn my blade
Bystandr
out - took one hand off as the blade was spinning down and nudged it with my left - saw jumped out of the cut and I was almost able to pull
Bystandr
*skill saw
Bystandr
my right hand away but it got the tip of my ring finger on my right hand, cut 7/8 of the way thru. Half of the tip hanging by a shred. No
JustBoone
"I lost my goddam pinky" like no dude, that lil shark ate it. He said don't fucking touch me, I bite, and then bit your finger off.
sonicthemariomasterchief
Did it just get bitten off?
LostShinta
If you pause it at the right/wrong spot, it sure looks like it. pause at your own discretion
FarceMajeure
Going by the rotation, the blood, and the sudden jerk when his hand released I'd say yeah that finger straight up came off.
ReaperCDN
Rotated and torn off, probably yes.
sonicthemariomasterchief
I saw all the blood on the sharks mouth
heyletsbefriends
would it have been better to just leave the hook in its mouth?
WyrdJamie
Was there something? I rewatched & didn't see a hook or anything. (Really asking, no sarcasm.)
dav3nasty
Gal behind him is holding the line. Idk if they were trying to fish for sharks. It may have taken their catch/bait for something else.
WyrdJamie
Ah, missed her holding a line. Good on him if he was trying to help, but he didn't show very good sense in the execution.
WaveMotionGum
Use Pliers. This isn't even a problem unique to sharks, bring a multitool or a pair of plyers in your tacklebox when you fish for big fish.
FarceMajeure
Better question: If it's still hooked, can they retrieve the finger?
JustBoone
Leave it for a professional to handle for sure, they make and wear chanimail gloves for shit like that.
heyletsbefriends
professional like the fisher whose hook it was, or should fishers just bring professional hook removers along every time they go fishing?
JustBoone
They should at least bring their common sense with them and keep their hands out of a sharks mouth.
Dalael
I agree but, he didnt put it in his mouth. The shark rotated and bit him, then kept going.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
This guy probably runs around on the internet screaming about leftist 'morans'.
PineappleLoopsBroether
DrDred
Uhhh. Everything doesn't have to center around politics.
ReaperCDN
When fascism is selling nuclear secrets, it's kind of a big deal.
DrDred
But what does that have to do with this? Not a goddamn thing.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
It doesn't -have- to. But you also don't -have- to share an opinion I don't want, to match the one you didn't want. Downvote and move. <3
DrDred
But I want you to know the REASON for my downvote. Not necessary but I like to comment. I'm also downvoting this and moving on ?.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
You missed the point where I don't care about your opinion. So you either have a fetish for the pointless, or you're trolling. Good for you.