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runningawaynow
Fuck yes. I love all of this. Plus one @OP.
realmdweller
Hooray for numbering images!
stillers2000
i upvoted you from 95 to 87. you're welcome
KennyLAD
Thanks Trump, #12 dropped his Pizza whilst clambering over your damn wall!!
Chrono023
Holy crap. #36 is so real it hurts.
Ckris22
No one asking the real question: YikYak memes in 2018?
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
That last picture though
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
The concentration of stupid in #9 is off the scale.
tomiki
I saw what you did there.
whiskeyandcigarettes
27# guy with penis on his neck. Looks like a train in Vancouver. Also I enjoyed this dumb.
crockmonster
It's definitely the Skytrain. Kinda eerie how empty it is though
naturesfool
We have $25 bills in my country's currency so it took me a minute to work out why that was weird.
baroque3845
For the life of me, I cannot understand why anyone would want to destroy scales.
crowsb4hoes
39 months: 3 years and 3 month old baby
EchoOfSnac
You are the hero we need.
WickedSludge
It seems like just last month I was a mere 361 months...time sure flies!
wolfstrice
#49 literally none of those god damn avocado are perfect.
Theresaholeintheworldthere
guys look like home alone robbers
SoloMayrose
commenting for a 1000+ dump
BookJunkie27
I think 23 might be a smart move. They probably tricked their brain to get some Pringles but they got water. A way to stay hydrated?
suomynonA
#9 Holy shit, the thigh gap on that girl wearing black in the center back behind green girl. It's as wide as
Wombatish
Pants have white pattern/stripes. It's an optical illusion.
suomynonA
oh yeah, i see it now
LouigiPiegi
First one already got me cracked up
TallWall
Little Jack is 3ΒΌ in case you were wondering.
Flutterbylove222
You get the upvote for the last picture and the last picture alone.
ParaBailarLaBamba
I laughed out loud in the middle of the night with the first picture. I even saved it in my computer.
Mankytoes
There's something great about the fact it says it three times.
WholeLeeSmokes
@op good stuff! Keep'em coming.
ochere
This dump was a solid 5/7
NotaGoodNayme
Wow I love harry potter and The The role of accounting in public expenditure and monetary policy in the first century AD Roman empires
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
Was there more than one first century AD Roman empire?
CodyBurkett
I'd read it.
AlwaysAMess
Thank you for including both "the"s
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
thats my fav as well
ReXalted
Harry potter and the the...
mzxrules
...Application for Employment.
ExTechOp
#33 Surprisingly enough, alternative B is pretty good. You should of course change positions every so often.
jrntn
Sitting at a desk is a lot like sex: Your best position is the next one.
NeCrow
"Harry poter and the the.." i donr even care what comes after, its already ruined.
dangerdangerdanger
Muphry's Law?
RightInThePleb
Is this Murphy's law in action right here? Oh btw this is my second post my first wouldn't send
dangerdangerdanger
No... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law but thanks for playing :)
ArlyPicket
Harry Poter....I donr care who you are, that shit is funny right there.
NeCrow
Harry Poter donr give a shit.
ArlyPicket
*shir
tehPhreakmang
#9 why are they destroying scales, you the person control what it says not the scale.
WerewolfSmile
^This. A million times this.
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
I read this, and yelled at mine to read 160.. but it refused. =(
YamatoIouko
Because denying reality and lying to yourself is easier than changing who you are as a person.
TheGrumpest
I can see how it seems silly to destroy a simple measuring device, but i think the action is meant to be symbolic. Have you ever (1
TheGrumpest
noticed how much we judge people based on appearances, including weight? Not their health, but just appearance. The scale symbolizes that.
tehPhreakmang
OK you the person control that too, seems petty because you the person have a problem with what others think, if you're healthy who cares.
Bhargo
because obviously an innocent device designed to help weigh things (sometimes people!) is oppressive.
ThaddiusAustin
because cis scum binary scaled pieces of shit need to check their privelege
tehPhreakmang
Is that english?
Kitsunekain
A form of it at any rate. A very obscure form of it.
Elsita84
#20 The taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge
fuzzedface
The rusty fireman's badge.
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
Tisn't, Barse
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Cards against is the best
suomynonA
zerohour95
The perinium
whatseventhepointt
Get outta here with yo factual information.
SuharuStormrage
perineum*
Bushdidtheholcaust911wasjewishpropaganda
Thomas the Train? Don't you uncultured peasants know that it's Thomas The Tank Engine
Ficious
Thomas the Tank Engine / Snoop Dog Remix- Drop it like it's Hot: https://youtu.be/KMQgvv6ngO8
giraffe314
Dank memes
muurkybrown
And that's not even Thomas, that's Edward. Also a blue train but typically seen with this sad and anxious face.
Execfist
Originally shining time station
ophirwaasdorp
It's called Thomas the train in the Netherlands
octav1an
Thomas Den Tranny
nighthawk23
I read the grey text responses in Kevin Hart's voice, that seems like how he'd react
UncleAuskinen
ruined the whole thing :(
wyldcard
Table for Thomas Stank
Schlorgan
He's a very useful engine, you know.
Dowtchaboy
But but but....he's not a train! He's an engine, part of a train.
Dowtchaboy
Ooooh! 26 upvotes! Like the guy who fell in front of Thomas, I'm chuffed to bits.
julye101
The first one is not even Thomas. HENRY GETS NO LOVE
Catbab
That'sPercy.gif
mzxrules
The first is Percy, the second is Edward. Step yo game up. Also since you mentioned it, my favorite episode is The Flying Kipper.
AuroraNora33
I bet it's called Thomas The Train in many European countries
CoffeeBaagel
It is, actually
respekmeinnit
not in Britain where it was created though.
AuroraNora33
Yeah I tend to leave out GB whenever I talk about Europe for some reason
Fongoplz
Thomas the dank engine**
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Goddammit you beat me m8
yourcreepyunclefriendly
Puff puff motherfuckers
DanK109
JarrettTheMate
Thuga thuga choo choo
boyscanfly
Beat me too it lol
boyscanfly
F*** I'm a grammar freak and I used the wrong to
LokiShinigami
Send this Rebel Scum to the Auschwitz!
DontTreatSoilLikeDirt
It really bugs me that Thomas the Tank Engine is called Thomas the Train in the US..
ThaddiusAustin
it was always thomas the tank engine, but us clever kids decided to start calling him a train. we are such rebels
ReallyCreativeUsernameThatIsntTaken
He's still called Thomas the Tank Engine in America... I don't... What the fuck is that even? Thomas the Train?
therewillbeniccage
Ever seen Thom Yorke the Tank Engine boss?
magichal
He's not.
KennethNoisewater
yeah, he's definitely called Thomas the tank engine.. not sure where this guy is getting his information.
ThisFrickenGuy
I live in the US and I've never heard it called anything but Thomas the Tank Engine.
gummibear1130
I've always heard Thomas the Train but Oklahoma is wrong on a lot of things so I'm not all too surprised.
lionsjem
Nope. Definitely Thomas the Tank Engine. Only in the world of the phone called ROGERS is he called Thomas the Train
Wombatish
Amazon, Fisher Price, and Toys R Us are guilty here and there too.
GasBandit
Back at ya for when UK calls sweaters jumpers, stick an extra i in aluminum, call a trunk a boot, call chips crisps, but call fries chips.
zarkingphoton
And they call cookies biscuits!
dracomageat
Buiscuits and cookies are different though it's hard to explain exactly how. Fries and chips, however, are easy. Chips are a centimeter or..
dracomageat
more thick, producing a potato segment that isn't just grease. Can't stand it when I order chips and get fries.
redfrogs100
Its not annoying because its different, its because it was originally thomas the tank engine but yall thought that that was too hard
GasBandit
America: Our Kirby is ANGRY
YouLookLikeAFebrezeBottle
We call it Thomas the Tank Engine not the Train...
Mankytoes
It's quite funny that Americans complain the world thinks they're dumb, but no one seems to patronise them as much as their own people.