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Jan 19, 2018 7:03 AM
sheridacdude
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epatt44
Been there, done that!
MeasuredByFive
On a boat Muthr F***** on a boat
donegoneandbrokeit
THAR SHE BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLuuuuurrrrgggggghhhh.......
ASneakyTurtle
Took my GF on a whale watching boat tour. Worst decision ever, captain of the boat drives like maniac, she got sea sick and puke :-(
luckydude
Nature can be so beautiful. <3
completelywastedpotential
Majestic.
justalphanumeric
I see "Whale | Puke"
SomeYesMan
No wonder it's trying to get out of the water.
JHawke
Forced evolution.
ScottBugVillain
How comes he’s dripping more liquid than the whale which just broached?...
CanadianOneDollarCoin
rockhydra
I waited for this to load, expecting amber Gris, but I forgot who you bastards are. 5/7. Thanks for the laugh.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Dammit Jonah!!!
Brandy321
Whale is like " I'm no longer alone!! I have chum-body to love.
Ravenuser
Luckily it wasn't a Sperm Whale...
atleastIwasnt36
This is shopped I thought
nzscoria
In an Irish accent, say: whale oil beef hooked
DankandSpank
I have a cat named Whale and I call him puke whale when he barfs. Therefore this made me laugh harder than I should have.
MightyIink
Such majestic creatures.
Imalwaysready
Ahh the shot of a lifetime right there.
Iammyworstmistake
by the same guy that did piss Christ
HerpestonMcDerping
Whale feeding
NASAguy
That guy really likes the color orange. Even his puke is orange.
AliThePolishViking
Some spicy shit he's been eating
MadeAnAccountJustToFavouriteThis
Majestic af
mds308
This is a snapshot of how I spent my years in the US Coast Guard
Waytainn
There aren't many words here, but they are the exact ones that came to mind when I saw this +1 my friend
TRYoungn
We call that “chumming”.
ASneakyTurtle
A lot of people puke on these whale tours. I felt like I was stuck on a nurovirius carnival cruse. Would only recommend this to my enemies
redCactuar
Same. Went on one couple years back, everyone except me and the captain puked.
XAMANDER
Isn't there medicine you can take for sea sickness?
redCactuar
Yup. Maybe the excitement of seeing whales makes people overlook the traveling by boat part ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
superbee021
This is art!
gman41750
I feel for ANYONE who gets seasick. Me, I eat their sandwiches and drink their beer. I love the feel of the ocean.
JHawke
It just goes up and down, up and down and left and right and left and right and.. are you going to finish that?
gman41750
Yep, I don’t even have to pack a lunch. It’s like a catered boat ride. All you can eat and drink. No charge.
12rt2345g342563
The only time I ever got seasick was on a whale watching boat in fog so thick you couldn't see the water.
gman41750
I did a lot of salmon fishing outside the Gate in SF. Never been sick, fog, heavy seas, even nighttime. I love that stomach flip flop.
mcpoonsmasher
But if you find whale puke sell that shit for a fuck ton of money
FartingDragon
Yep. I'm certainly proud to know what you are talking about.
Imalwaysready
You think whales sell our puke to each other? Was that whale like "I'm rich!"
memania44
For it's precious hamburgers
LaziestGoodBoii
Vhing Rhames, wtf did u eat?
Navrodel
Ambergris is poop, not vomit. Really old poop, the kind that didn't come out for a long time and then floated around for a while after that.
PerusinThrough
How much time do you have on your hands to even know that? Impressive random info gathering.
khora
Heston Blumenthal used it in a drink
DickMangoes
I think I first heard about it in a Paul Jennings book.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
Someone in the UK found some a few years back and sold it for £££. I want to train a dog to track it down.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/13/couple-find-rock-worth-50000-washed-up-on-beach-in-lancashire/
MadFistWilly
Futurama
KeeleonOhms
Literally everyone knows this from Futurama.
PerusinThrough
That makes even more sense.
PerusinThrough
I feel as though I'm out of my element here...
OkOkTryNotToSayTheWrongThing
Ambergris
RespiratoryRandy
And wootbeer.
ForTheLoveOfGodLetMeSleep
One word: EW.
MadFistWilly
Hamburgers?
WhoReadsPeoplesUsernamesAnyway
Trillzionty
Precious, precious ambergris. Here, Rosanne Barr will explain it to you:
ryvius1
Thalidor
Thalidor
“Ambergris. Noun. A grease-like product of the sperm whale's digestive tract that is used as a base in the finest perfumes.”
iambrick
Isn’t it illegal to sell in most countries, sort of like ivory ?
00LimaRomeo
As a product of whaling, I think. TBH I'm not sure.
BennyGaga
No, it's in most perfumes.
khora
Not anymore
DrShitwagon
Need licence to sell it in most countries to prevent poaching.
Froglip
How do you poach whale puke, feed him bad yoghurt?
7SlicesofResurrectedBread
Fill a bathing suit with rotting fish and swim with the whale, in it :)