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Nov 17, 2015 7:55 PM
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owlest
remember that one time someone commissioned 10000 life size unique stone soldiers in his tomb
thundercactus
That's also what I first thought of.
Reaverz0r
Said the poor person
Excurio
these are used to store grain
PretzelAndSopalpillaDivision
no mummies were ever found in the big pyramid and consider that they had to dynamite their way inside.
DrPepto
"You can't take money to the grain"
greymouser7
Lo there do I see my father-Lo, they do call me,they bid me take my place among them,Nthe halls of Valhalla,where the brave may live forever
lastusernameavailable
What do grain silos have to do with that picture about grave sizes?
violetbob
Yeah? Well, I'm going to be shot up into space as an ice Popsicle. How's about THEM apples? Bitch.
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
That's right, work hard, believe in yourself and some day anthropologists will be gawking at your mummified junk.
Desertblaster72
Ha, why are those grain silos talking?
SirDistic
This is how I want to be buried. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/1/1b/Bender'srobot.jpg
beaglebomb
Words of wisdom from the toilet.
iamthechicken
Jesus these little twats. Always going on about humility or some weird hippie shite. Clearly youve never been poor before you bastard
Cheomesh
I'd gladly trade my humility in for millions.
Mikesane
You always think you're a philosopher right before you wipe and flush
Trythekoolaid
Nope, not taking advice from a bathroom wall, not again. Bathroom walls have ruined me for the last time!
Amythyst
But I saw a number I could call for a great time on one! 867-5309!
OhhhDrZaius
i thought they were giant spaceships?
alsoifuckedyourmom
Actually you can totally buy a nice grave plot or mausoleum if you're rich so...
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
Good job spotting the joke.
KittenVonCatsworth
A friend shared the top picture on Facebook and the first thing I thought was "I should reply with a picture of the pyramids."
gribbs
Me too. But I posted it anyway
ieatmop
I mean, yeah, you could. But there is a very easy argument against the pic posted and that is, grave != tomb. A grave is the same size.
Internet101
too much logic for facebook comments, better not post anything- his thoughts maybe, probably, idk I'm not him okay!
IronicUsername
He who dies with the best toys wins.
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
What does he win? He's still dead.
TicoGuy
i don't know man I have seen big muthafucking graves occupied by some rich muthafucker
tittiemcjiggleboots
Apparently the dicker that said that has never been to a New Orleans cemetery
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
Having a nice grave doesn't make you less dead.
machanicdude
for instance, this old woman buried with her pristine model T?
ParsleySage
'My name is Khufu, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside[s the pyramids] remains.
sms001
Khufu was the Great Pyramid builder, mid 2500s BC. Shelley's poem "Ozymandias" refers to Ramesses II, most of 1200 BC. He built a LOT.
ParsleySage
Sure, but that's the Great Pyramid.
sms001
Ah -- you're mixing for emphasis. Sorry for the confusion. Cheers.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
It should say our coffins are the same size.
Shovi
But they aren't.
littleefoxx
"*scoff*" ~tallest man in the world
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Dont forget about this little thing:
You know, when you want people to remember your "favorite" wife.
internetgod
Not her grave, she was burried alive into a wall.
delpharseven
I'll never forget what Karl Pilkington said about that: "But how did he treat her while she was alive?" His guide was speechless.
JABBATHEWOCKY
An Italian proverb: "the pawn and the king both go back into the same box."
PancakesAreTheWorkOfIlluminati
Stargate taught me those are in fact landing spots for spaceships..
ballsohard2202
Username checks out.
ZaeMillion
http://imgur.com/t7TS9X6
SirJimmothy
http://imgur.com/VfAa6yi
Cheomesh
And yet we only see them used this way what, once?
Cheomesh
And yet we only see them used this way what, once?
Sakkura
Almost makes more sense than grain silos.
Heisenbeer
TheNextGuy
Warhammer 40k taught me those are necron tombships that crash landing thousands of years ago.
attackofthequokka
Monty Python taught me it's only a model.
MMAgCh
Shh!
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
No, no, didn't you hear Ben Carson? Those are GRAIN SILOS.
FauxTales
I'm glad I get this reference
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
Dude! I made a post about that that didn't go anywhere :(
NinjaSpork
..and it's where they bury the vegan zombies GRAIIIIIINNNNSSS!
quadralol
No, they store Soylent Green.
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
Um, no. They are a weapon array, like Halo. Source http://gizadeathstar.com/
Cataleast
Y'know, between Carson and Trump, I think we might have a pretty solid sit-com in our hands. That shit writes itself! :D
DidItForScience
MoistTowlettes
I don't even know where the hell he got that, Google didn't tell me.
Santerfed
Fallout 4 lower right side of main city area you will find a location dubbed: "old granary burying ground" I thought of Ben Carson imidiatly
Nccoffee
*droopy dog*
Bibulus
Clearly they're landing pads for alien space ships
Cutfirehose
Delivered by aliens.
anonwhymouse
No, built by Joseph and God
Rengii
I thought that was Scientology.
HappyEngineer
Where they keep all imgur's reposts
LegoOfMe
it's funny because there are things built elsewhere by an ancient Egyptian official named "Djosser" that actually look like silos.
CameronPutnam
No silly, those were actually tombs for their kings. Read a book :p
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
They were used to store the ancient egyptian nukes.
SugarSmack
I wonder if they were mostly solid, like the pyramids.
LegoOfMe
nope, hollow.
graehall
Almost as laughable as believing they were built by the enslaved neighbours of the Egyptians who magically murdered their first born sons.
delpharseven
To be fair nobody believes the first part of that anymore.
graehall
it's weird that they believe the second part :P
MorgothsORing
I loved the part of his argument where he said it was god that helped build them instead of aliens. Like either is a good argument.
YamatoIouko
As someone that BELIEVES there's some kind of deity, I'd say it's more likely that aliens helped than any Almighty.
LimeMime565
It's simple physics...
S117MC
It's the same argument. Regardless of how you look at it god is not of the earth and is an alien.
Dinodude65
What.
SquidJesus
*Megaphone* IT'S EASY TO STACK BLOCKS! ALIENS DIDN'T DO IT!
GeorgieLeech
*Grabs other Megaphone* EVER WONDER WHY THEY ALWAYS WONDER IF IT WAS ALIENS IN EGYPT BUT NOT ROME OR GREECE?
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Any higher power would surely be smart enough to not build a grain silo with a sealed top.
TicoGuy
Nailed it! +1
merlinious
And that is actually hollow..
FloridaWoman
How scary is it Carson and Trump are front runners ? That's some scary shit.
TicoGuy
Marco Rubio is ahead in the bets
slimstebow
Don't think gays should have equal rights and doesn't think humans have anything to do with climate change. Not a whole lot better.
Sobayarea
The sheer magnitude of their vanity is fucking terrifying, they're soooo much smarter than specialist in field right you know it all!
flounder2760
is like that westpoint fiasco the media made up?
delpharseven
He is on the record multiple times about the pyramids being grain silos built by Joseph.
flounder2760
no shit? how come that isnt in the media more....seems they would jump a conservatives shit for saying something like that.
delpharseven
It was briefly, but they didn't press it too hard. It cut a little too close to criticizing his literalist interpretation of the Bible, 1/
delpharseven
and that's the kind of criticism that still gets you in trouble in the US. 2/2