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Sep 17, 2016 3:28 PM
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TheRockerr
How to get someone to do all the house chores in a day
Kimechan
ManLonG
tee hee, patriarchy!
bussypop
This shit right here is why men don't let women anywhere near real power. Perhaps her fart spray will finally break the glass ceiling. Not.
Brosius
But, this isn't trolling
Idontknowhowtopronouncethiswebsitesname
I have smelled this before, almost made me throw up.
FeRDNYC
Glonously heoric!
CharlesJacobs
11:45PM: Boyfriend burns down house in psychotic rage. Cats dead.
BrutusGrimme
But the house is. So...CLEAAANNNN.....
bussypop
Girlfriend shot thrice...
chlqtunby
Pay a visit to girhg.com
moneyshot1
Looooooooooooooong.
NotSoSmartAlek
But worth it. My face hurts from laughing.
WhoStoleMySweetroll
I hope he got some real ass after all that cleaning.
gnioros
Agreed.
SandShock
Or you could... I don't know help clean the house?
ShoeBoughtDaRobot
Lmao I filled my highschool elevators and ventilation systems as my senior prank
ShoeBoughtDaRobot
It was fucking glorious
xbolt
MNtattooedNERD
You have 4 cats AND a fucking boyfriend?!
CottonCandiJenni
Maybe it's a nonfucking boyfriend?
IncognitoPanda
"I have a winner idea here, folks! Two words: Liquid. Ass." *room cheers* Probably how it went down
sexytangerine
*the room claps and gives a standing ovation*
WhatsTheMatterOtter
The boy's name? Albert Einstein.
TheHaloFollower
thefatlonelyjew
But ur house still smell like ass tho
theopilus5
But now it is clean tho
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
Light some incense. Problem solved.
MaddMatter
Not for liquid ass.
notmyrealname1998
If you pop the the sweater in the wash, air out a bit, maybe use some febreeze, you should be good.
SherMattLockSmith
Febreeze, yo.
Morrigi
That just makes it smell like flowery ass.
redfoxvsall
Its spelled Febreze now.
SherMattLockSmith
Always was, I just CBA to write it the "right" way, it looks wrong.
howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuck22
Mandela effect. Bruh
CharlesJacobs
JammedHam
This made my day.
itslikesomesortofneutronbomb
She said she's a nurse, we are immune to the smell
emuthegreen
Now, a c.diff spray. That might get me moving
Noahy503
Buy this and spray this shit in your classroom before exams.
Noahy503
PLOT TWIST: Teacher has a cold that day and can't smell shit.
hammockonthebeach
As a teacher, this was really confusing for me. I was wondering why I'd want to distract my students....
VAiSiA
u r good))