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Jan 7, 2016 12:24 AM
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iamnotarobotipromise
#6, +1 for including pet dads :)
melsonkin
Along with dad jokes, new father's receive reflex and random awareness training
GusToTheWorld
I wouldnt even be like "oh my god are you okay?" Id be like "...did you see that fucking catch? Shit was amazing."
LateNightBunnyParty
My husband caught a heavy-ass garage door with his shoulder before it could crush our 3 y/o daughter. That rugged scar is a huge turn-on now
megamanismyhero
as a child these were the moments that made me believe my dad was an immortal god. Not that I was an idiot trying to kill myself.
mechanimated
Right, as a kid it seems more reasonable that your parents are actual deities than that you're simply fucking retarded.
LateNightBunnyParty
My husband caught a heavy-ass garage door with his shoulder before it could crush our 3 y/o daughter. That rugged scar is a huge turn-on now
hoopinghannah
Sometimes I stub my pinky toe...
Megalith
I wouldn't say everywhere... My life has had a conspicuous absence of them...
ratchetslayer
That dog will never know how lucky he was
thingamajiggy
Dive dive dive...#1
jasonddgs
@Aisha96 goals
bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica793414321
By the power of socks and sandles!
Tellyb0228
And tucked in t-shirts!
sausarge
And wobbly beer bellies!
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
#4 somebody get that dudes 40 time
Kromerag
Swooop
SithSidious
No capes. Truly wise superdads.
Booooyahh
Swooperdads!
SgtLuftwaffles
A missed opportunity indeed!
conspiracynic
my theory is that once you become a dad, your *highest* priority is the children and thus you're always are cognizant of what they're doing
somebodythatyouusetoknow
I enjoy that the first two kids are saved by dads, just not their dad.
JaredBoggs
Peripheral vision is great.
jwatt32
Dude #2 was just trying to save his sweet ride
kerms
He went for the kid and let the bike hit, so I doubt it.
viruz19
Heroes reborn
GreenZebraCoconuts
I love how most of them are saved with one hand, super casual like.
wknr
I once saved some kid's fingers from a sliding door some adults have got hurt by. I'm not a dad, but got an approving nod from one.
Listomar
I saved a stroller from falling over on a bus recently. Lady barely gave a halfhearted smile.
0dyss3y
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/225/812/tumblr_lwwayu6Sha1qd3g7z.gif
AurikNecal
I once realized a 4 year old followed me away from his house as I was walking home. Had to walk him back home after I noticed him.
strugglesnuggler
I know right? You don't even need a candy van anymore.
PineappleEmailer
Second one could've been her dad.
somebodythatyouusetoknow
Maybe, though another man came following the girl at the end, and the guy who saved her was with a kid on the other side of the car.
PineappleEmailer
I'm almost 100% certain the second 'man' is wearing capris and has a pony tail.
jdmew
For all the successes, how many failures?
badgelodger
Radar.
20sidedhero
As a father, this is the reason we watch all of those kung fu movies, though sometimes it's tripping a kid before they run into the street.
HeWentToJaredButNotJaredFromSubwayCuzHeDidBadStuffImJared
#7 With the no-looker. Unreal.
TheyCallMeCaptainObvious
No big deal for him. Just move along little one.
SexySanders
I think he does it so easily because it's sort of like muscle memory. My son is only 5 Months and I'm used to him falling over.
Mugenthesamurai
Maybe something like protective instinct, especially the guy who stops the toy truck
rollout25
Why is there a camera video taping them?
Wombatfisher
Nanny cam
ILovePotatoKittens
A wife/SO that thought it would be a cute to have a video of him and the girls playing?
minnow1776
I still can't figure out how his hand ended up behind her
Racknav
Clipping bug exploit
Cyclophile
It's weird, as a dad around my kids I have superhero reflexes. However once they're one I'm just clumsy as I was in high school.
Alwind
All you dad powers were sent to them.
LifeDoesntDescriminate
When you become a parent you develop these crazy reflexes. Moms have an added anticipatory reflex that predicts dinner time catastrophes.
strudelman
In #2, he's clearly saving the car, not the kid.
itsPixie
I couldn't help but think that girl would be crying and yelling at him for hurting her arm. Kids.
bawnface
Pretty sure the bike still hit the car and the kid has their front teeth intact.
secretoaster
Never seen a dad or anybody run that fast.
Trumpsingrowntoenail
Moms think we aren't paying attention, but we are always watching
Scusername
That first one could have ended really badly. Who puts a kid on the end of a table and doesn't hold onto it?
showmethewaytothenextwhiskeybar
Seen the gif 100 times and still laugh that he puts his jacket down slowly back on the table before even dealing with the kid.
AccordMoanEye
Someone who didn't want one in the first place....
ZombieJonSnow
The non-superdad
TardisBatman
Seriously that super dad fucking knew what was likely to happen, because he's super
joppetie
My mom. Never fell once.
Scusername
That you know of!
panamjck
The last guy is a ninja.
hereforstuff
Holy shit that reaction time tho
panamjck
The no look grab
DragonDildoChandelier
Always sleep with one eye open...
WomenSayImAsStimulatingAsElbowSkin
Mom snagged a leg. Give her backup cred
NoWonderImStillAwake
If you look closely, she actually misses the leg grab
Couchpirate
Only after the dad catches her though, it's like some guy was saved from a rapid, and you want to give credit to the person who brought tea.
CeciliaBobilia
You're just jealous you're not a couchninja.
PatrickRob82
I've done that move countless times with my suicidal baby. They still cry like crazy even if you catch them. ....ungrateful...
BeansAndRiceAreGood
Just let them fall at that point
panamjck
Let them know what they are missing.
Waitihavesomething4this
Tie on and everything
panamjck
That's how he blends in.
Eldude3513
Dad level is ninja, pull out game is 0-5
BaldProfessor
You assume they only fucked 5 times. As a father of 4, I promise you, "trying" is lots and lots of fun.
FlyTigert
And why are the filming themselves from this angle?
panamjck
Maybe it is the Samurai, collecting intelligence
Tornadotaco
Looks like a nanny cam
Turb0Yoda
House security camera. Looks like they pulled the footage off the cloud/server(NAS)/DVR.
ForReasonsOfScience
Role-playing Paranormal Activity