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Feb 29, 2016 4:04 PM
ShrekLovesYouBack
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HungryPumpkn
#18 Science Fact: Water is actually "burned" already, which is why it isn't combustible, because it has already bonded with oxygen.
nippletwister3000
He he
frjackhackett
chris pratt knows what it is to be broke, who knows where his next cheeseburger would have come from, he had to eat all he could at once
CorneliusCornwall
If I ever need a neurosurgeon I'm gonna give them a capri sun as a test of how much I can trust them.
SauceBot
A flame (from Latin flamma) is the visible, gaseous part of a fire.
ItsCrazyTim
Working with neurosurgeons for the past few years, i can totally believe they would have a tumblr and freak out over something that insignif
RichterCa
#8 Hedgehogs may eat food, but what does "eating-ass" eat?
WizardCatSaysWoosh
Current events, Coral!!!
sarahlyzzibeth
I feel like there's some law that dictates that every dump must include that post lol
TheOneTrueJoebot
Top notch dumping. Ten points to Gryffindor.
realmdweller
So, was it MJ, Kobe, Kareem, Magic...? details!
CletusMcFertherburger
ParvenuQ
Is the kid on the toilet wearing a sweat band on his right arm??
RiloRetro
Sea Snipper. Fucking perfect.
Merisiel
What a Drumpf
profiscus
I like how the comment "just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone." Is blacked out on the obama one xD
EternalSession
I think the users in #7 are gay....
lazerbeer
Bezow Doo-Doo is my friend
xeno77
This is literally a dump of actual shit. I was laying down and shit came out of my phone and now I have shit all over me.
shredder134
one repost and imgur goes nuts. 100 and front page.
CluelessAmerican
I LITERALLY CANTHOUSANDS EVEN BECAUSE I JUST DIED!!
martinimos
IStoleYoCookie
How come I never find these masterpieces when I browse tumblr?
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Idk who to follow to get this gold
robemmy
You can't really "browse" tumblr. the only way to properly find this shit is to make an account
IStoleYoCookie
I do have an account
trujello2013
There years old
Spaceygirl84
I seen't it
Fentanyl
I'm in a lecture and I had to bite my lip so hard as to not laugh out loud
doctorninja
Sea Snipper is going to be added to the animal lexicon
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
TheShipsHungInTheSkyInMuchTheSameWayThatBricksDont
That last one got me.
geriatricsanatore
Playing original bioshock I was looking for a spider slicer lol
CunningStuntBonus
Team Fortress 2?
CatPresident
What is a fully certified neurosurgeon doing on tumblr!?
Thedogmatrix
Probably lying
dreadpiratekhan
browsing dank memes?
CatPresident
Ah.
didntshootthedeputy
#17 seems like a fun idea until you are a Sanders supporter but have to order Clintons-N-Cream because you are allergic to Strawbernie.
SontaranPotatoMan
I like you
jimwormmaster
There's Stephen Colbert's The Americone Dream.
neomaxizundweeby
Sherbet Colbert?
AnnoyinProphet
I legitimately had to read this 4 times
didntshootthedeputy
It's probably the lack of commas in reasonable places.
IAmReptarRawr
I am literally crying until I laugh.
moto192834
i can't even
threeimaginaryboys
Don't say that. Be the lawnmower.
menacinglyfurryballs
Believe in yourself!
Feldspartacus
I'm 10^23% done with this site.
Wombatfisher
Did you just
ImStupidOnPurpose
Get out.
Fenderzilla
I swear everyone in this site is on drugs
Fenderzilla
I swear everyone in this site is on drugs