I'm trying to imagine a situation where you witness someone yeet themselves off a flight of stairs, and you don't bother stopping to check if they need a medic. Drugs or no, at least one person in that clip has to be a real shit of a human being.
Do you have siblings? Because chances are if it was my brother and he wasn’t immediately screaming or unconscious I would be like that was stupid AF. And keep going. Especially if they do dumb shit all the time?
#2 reminds me of the radio presenters reading a text from a listener who claimed that Jimmy Saville fixed it for them to milk a cow blindfolded. For those who aren’t aware Jimmy Saville was a TV host who was always a bit seedy. Comes to light after he passed away that he was intact a huge fucking pedophile and necrophiliac
Yea I won't do any rides anymore. Every year you hear about some accident happening. I understand the risks are low, but I am the opposite of an adrenaline junky, so going on rides does literally nothing for me.
Oh cool reason 500 why I don’t trust carnivals, or any non major amusement parks( I barely trust them either but they at least have the budget for maintenance)
I once got a black eye from a ride harness dropping down on my face after it was time to get up at Sox Flags. I went to the customer service desk, and they gave me and my group 1 line-cutting pass... it worked because I was 17
Oh oh ohhh I got it. A different use of the word is like "jurry rigged" or hastily put together improperly to look like it's fixed. Like using zip ties on a rear axle.
Fun fact: Jury-rigged means something was assembled quickly with the materials on hand. Jerry-built means it was cheaply or poorly built. Jerry-rigged is a variant of jury-rigged
DongleDingler
Great dump, but the last one is most likely staged. The dancer flinched before the sandal arrives, so she was watching a screen the whole time
abmoraz
#2 Dicken's Cider nods approvingly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz2imNk5qAg
LeSethX
#9 This is why you don't try to reinvent the wheel
Baron29
#1 "Dumbass, meet Gravity. Gravity, this is Dumbass"
tuckathanJay
@UncleSlam123 some gems in here, my dude
UncleSlam123
Oh yeah, there's a few winners in here! Great find!
anotherIngloriousHandle
do they know that women on average live longer than men
StillAKidAtHeart
#9 - Chain was too loose.
UsuallySpecial
Yeah, and that let the halfwheels got off sync. I’ve seen the same setup working elsewhere.
leaderofmars
I think his gear ratio was off
FractalChainsaw
Chain was Lautrec.
Baron29
#1 I love how she has the skimpiest of mattresses at the very bottom, where even the thickest mattress would have been insufficient
AgainstMethod
She looked properly injured her friend should have helped.
Baron29
Yup. She's a moron, but her "friend" is a piece of shit.
I'd be checking on them even if they were my enemy
Ultratoxic
#1 New Status Applied: Concussion
DontYuckMyYum
i want sound on that first one. I NEED to hear her regret when she hits the bottom.
ICampOntheFirstDate
I'm trying to imagine a situation where you witness someone yeet themselves off a flight of stairs, and you don't bother stopping to check if they need a medic. Drugs or no, at least one person in that clip has to be a real shit of a human being.
manWithNoHands
I mean it looks staged as fuck but also it look like it hurt. Probably something to drive "viewers hip" because of the absurdness of it
TrickyMick
Do you have siblings? Because chances are if it was my brother and he wasn’t immediately screaming or unconscious I would be like that was stupid AF. And keep going. Especially if they do dumb shit all the time?
CMonster556
“You ok, girl?” “Yeah.” The end.
TwoUsernamesInATrenchcoat
You seem to be forgetting about the person filming...
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
#8 Ambulance comes and kills all of them.
Ardback
La Chancla strikes again !
Mxlespxles
#4 that may actually be salvageable
Whiskers7
I'm so confused because there's no mounts. Is this some type of adhesive in the corners?
svcAlex
man bought into the flex glue commercials a bit too much
originalhuman
#2 but you HAVE to HAVE a Dickens Cider first!
Greymalum
Booty. And spinal injury.
bassaro
A tale as old as time.
ActuallyAPirate
Girl walking by "u good? No? Damn, bye tho. "
Mxlespxles
Georgebuzzcock
Together at last
Mxlespxles
Two great tastes that taste great together
Selfawerewolf
In that order.
erdnuckel01
#1 ah yes, natural selection at work
rbudrick
#1 something for everyone here.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
#1 is what I imagine is happening when someone says "I'm doing hot girl shit".
originalhuman
#7 I think the support structure is called a rig
DJThuglifeSupreme
#2 “… huh, ok”
tygerpsimatrix
He almost had it at 'back door'...
AZRAELSBLADE
She seems nice.
Stuey1221
#2 reminds me of the radio presenters reading a text from a listener who claimed that Jimmy Saville fixed it for them to milk a cow blindfolded. For those who aren’t aware Jimmy Saville was a TV host who was always a bit seedy. Comes to light after he passed away that he was intact a huge fucking pedophile and necrophiliac
Wolfshead009
There were some that tried to call him out before he passed, but the BBC and law enforcement refused to investigate it.
Stuey1221
Yup. Have you seen the new series Steve Coogan did?
Wolfshead009
I have not. I don't watch much TV.
Stuey1221
It’s good
VinnieJonesDiary
#10 I don't get it, this is just an abusive parent, am I missing something?
machmach
CatchySensibleName
My parents always told me not to play on the stairs...
swedeonamoose
#8 Black ice is a cruel cruel son of a bitch.
circlebreaker
My city this week vs. everyone who refuses to stop bicycling to work
AgainstMethod
Is that Black Ice? It just looks like regular ice
RevengeIsIceCream
Yup it does. They're not wrong though, black ice is horrible!
krully
Cliff Burton agrees :-(
IWasACatAllAlong
I'm playing a cyberpunk game right now where I defeated black ice with a virus. It was easy peasy. Thanks for listening.
sirmixanaverageamount
westPAguy
Well, There is a ride I won't go on again.
hogeyegrex
I don’t know. I’d say they got a real rush out of it.
BellsTheorem
It's rigged.
Illinifan88
Yea I won't do any rides anymore. Every year you hear about some accident happening. I understand the risks are low, but I am the opposite of an adrenaline junky, so going on rides does literally nothing for me.
Shutupandpour
Couple of people died on one of these at the Central Canada Exhibition some years back.
HenryLongfellowIII
London, mechanical failure in their shitty mechanism.
Run3
at least it failed as it was supposed to, imagine if it failed after being shot up
APassingPlasticBag
Oh cool reason 500 why I don’t trust carnivals, or any non major amusement parks( I barely trust them either but they at least have the budget for maintenance)
LurkMasterP
"sorry for the inconvenience, here's 2 free passes to ride after we get that stretchy thing fixed"
DongleDingler
I once got a black eye from a ride harness dropping down on my face after it was time to get up at Sox Flags. I went to the customer service desk, and they gave me and my group 1 line-cutting pass... it worked because I was 17
DadOnTheInternet
What do you expect to happen when you go to Sox flags? Not to get socked in the face?!
Stuey1221
Rigged to do what exactly?!
crashmat
Pay out compensation?
PineappleLoopsBroether
Oh oh ohhh I got it. A different use of the word is like "jurry rigged" or hastily put together improperly to look like it's fixed. Like using zip ties on a rear axle.
Stuey1221
Gotcha
BDD85
Do you mean "jury-rigged"?
PineappleLoopsBroether
It’s actually Jerry Rigged but that’s a long since expired term that is very not PC.
BDD85
No.. the original is jury-rigged. A nautical term.
DadOnTheInternet
Fun fact: Jury-rigged means something was assembled quickly with the materials on hand. Jerry-built means it was cheaply or poorly built. Jerry-rigged is a variant of jury-rigged