BRIAN!

Sep 6, 2016 6:55 PM

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YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

H... How... Okay. Sorry boss.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awww shit!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Brian, cmon!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

BRIAN! I WARNED YOU!

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Fuck Brian. BTW: I'm a Brian. ..and now I'm looking for a job.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brian, it's a trap!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck sake, Brian.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking @Brian what the fuck are you doing! get back to work you stupid cunt!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Bad luck, Brian

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the best comment.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck Brian RUN YOU'VE BEEN BLACK MEMED

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ok this is just creepy!!!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

No this is imgur

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But don't tell me how to live my life!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

♫ Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck: dick-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick-BALLS ♫

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

God damn it Brian!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Brian must work in a darkroom. Do people still develop film?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

occasionally, yes

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a fucking trap Brian. Don't respond. Play it cool man.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My name is Brian and I say Fuck You.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The amount of work you put into this really shows you care.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hmmm. Could be my wife or friends. I'm going with it's for another Brian.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My name is Bryan. Am I in the clear?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Other than the mental anguish of living your life with your name spelt wrong. You're fine.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Them's fighting words

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought it said brain at first. Like I'm stuck in the imgur matrix and I was sending myself a message somehow from the outside.

9 years ago | Likes 376 Dislikes 0

I thought this too, figured this comment would be here.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe you did at first but the matrix corrected it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I also thought this- commented from my office....

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But he is the messiah!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm Brian and I'm afraid now

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

I am also Brian, but not afraid

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am also Brian and i approve this comment!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am Brian too, but since it is 1 in the morning I think I am ok

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. Oh wait, I wfh

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My name is Brian. But I'm my own boss. So confused.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

OP is your subconscious

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait. I do have a boss...er....wife.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You better listen to yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least a dozen Brians just shit their pants

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Nope, but it did turtle for a second there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And a guy named @assbasket

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also: Brian steals office supplies.

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

..... Dbag

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking snitch

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ALL I WANTED WAS SOME GODDAMN PAPERCLIPS BUT THERE'S NEVER ANY GODDAMN PAPERCLIPS BECAUSE THAT SONOFABITCH.....*deep breath* *deep breath*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen him use the printer to print personal documents IN COLOUR!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww Brian, you done fucked up now.

9 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 2

I was just taking a break from my homework for a few minutes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No I havent. Im still doing my job

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brian, don't respond to this. Your boss is obviously not working either...

9 years ago | Likes 981 Dislikes 1

Well fuck my name is Brian and I'm responding.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Brian get back to work before my cat startes eating your fingers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure he is. He had to got to 2 different websites to create this image before coming to imgur to post it. He's working hard for upvotes.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I've had several bosses who would consider that much effort by them a full and successful work week.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

As a supervisor, his job is to make sure other people do their job. This is some out of the box new fangled management technique.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus created a new account just to post this!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PLOT TWIST: Brian is self-employed

9 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 0

My boss tells me to get off imgur all the time. Then I call him an asshole and go home early.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm on imgur while my boss (at the desk not 10 ft from me) is watching youtube videos and looking at cat pictures...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'll be an awkward meeting when he has to fire himself. I mean, after work he'll have to go home and live with the guy that fired him.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Schizofrenia!

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

*Multiple Personalities Disorder

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My bad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not giving you shit but what you mean is split/multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia is when you hear voices.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My bad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"MPD" has been outdated for years. It's referred to as Dissociative Identity Disorder now.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Now I know!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got nervous for a second but then I remembered that my name isn't Brian.

9 years ago | Likes 2314 Dislikes 4

I bet you're pretty good luck then..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My name is Brian and I got a little scared, but I haven't worked in like a week so I'm thinking it's all going to be ok

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hello David

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Checked username*, phew- I'm not Brian

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my family is moving and and i'm goofing off right now... i'm now nervous (i'm Brian)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, no. I'm Brian and so's my wife.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AssBasket! Get off imgur and get back to work. I'm not warning you again.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I read it as Brain....

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You too? I mean, i do have work in 6hrs, and it's already 1am.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this too and I'm female.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Brian is a dumb name. If I had a kid, I would name him/her AssBasket.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

What about Bryan? Isn't it like 100% better?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's BumBin for you Brits.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and that I don't have a job

9 years ago | Likes 441 Dislikes 2

Username checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

and that I can't read

9 years ago | Likes 255 Dislikes 3

and have no internet access

9 years ago | Likes 212 Dislikes 0

and I'm not awake

9 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 1

Wakey Wakey, hands off snakey

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wakey wakey, eggs and bacon

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

and that it is 1997 and Imgur has not been invented yet.

9 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 0

And im a vegan

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2