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pt2016
I think he was trying to make a jokeš¤Ŗ
ecglover
Did he really go tho???
Dragline96
I hear FIFA is going to award him The Nobel Peace Medal of Honour
truthputer
Every single politician who is not working towards removing him from office and is not forcing him into prison is complicit. Remember who is doing this to America.
HitandRyan
Most of his brain is already chunky salsa, canāt a particularly important part go next and shut him up for good?
Zammurkele
2019 military dog was injured while assisting killing ISIS leader, and got a medal, and Trump whined he didn't get one. And 2025 he thanked himself for being such a good sport.
SuperfluousMeh
My Maga-parent is daughter and mother to veterans and I hate her for her Devotion to this piece of shit.
idiotsonfire
I wish he'd award himself a bullet in the head the way his Nazi hero did.
CallMeMcGyver
So this is now the third or fourth time he's said this about his trip to Iraq... he said it twice during his first term and and now again (someone recently said he did it while campaigning for '24)... so he either thinks that's funny or more likely he really wants to get the medal... he legit believes that his going to a military academy was the same as serving in the army and he should be treated the same as a veteran... he's said it several times.
thinkstopthink
https://imgur.com/pppp1J1
Dannoboyo
They should just keep a drawer full of Gold Belgian milk chocolate coins with Lady Liberty on them for him. They could put one in a little velvet lined box and give it to him whenever he has been a good boy. And a package of gold stars to put on Executive orders when he makes an edict.
echonite
He tried this before. I made this 6 years ago. /gallery/rOb8j7a
spontaneous9
Well now, let's see. Are you a Congressman?
If you answered NO, then the answer is FUCK NO you can't "give (your)self" a Congressional Medal of Honor.
TheMoonBnuuy
"Are you a congressman?"
Trump:
idalacn
no but FIFA
epistlero
I'm pretty sure he is invulnerable to bullets, let's stand him up against a wall and test this hypothesis
Neferium
The US Military is Grade A garbage tho. Look at them being told to kill fishermen in boats and they gladly do it.
The Vet should be disbanded and those garbage murderous being that only join for money (and kill innocent civilians) should have nothing.
Edgekrsher
$1000 says he thinks heās in Italy
kjbopp
Only people with low IQ say other people have low IQ. Trump's a fukin' idiot.
iDuckling
No. He's not getting stupider and crazier every day. He's been maxed out on stupid and crazy for many years. We're just seeing more examples of it because he knows there won't be any consequences.
Osiricus
If he blows his own legs off, I'd be willing to give him a shiny prize.
osser
This is frightening.
TomWest61
Much of it is just for show; in the background, billions are being made. Keep that in mind! A charlatan par excellence.
ChrisCorona
Not so sure. Not as if pilfering billions and bragging about your bravery, constantly- are mutually exclusive.
Zammurkele
livithion2
I like her
antoinettehaupt2
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I'd like to award me two purple hearts for just reading his words, no wait he opened is mouth again and I now I feel entitled to have three.
TheFuckfaceWhisperer
Why not one thousand, nine hundred, and eighty-four?
Poopoopeepeevagina
The ministry of truth would like a word
66gent
The fact that he disrespects the military so badly so often may be the thing that saves us when he finally gets the civil war he so desperately desires.
ourari
Who knows, maybe they'll do a 'preemptive strike' on Trump and his cronies to prevent said war.
ourari
"There was a big bang and now Mar-a-Lago and the entire Trump admin are gone." "Better not question a good thing." "Roger that."
PaperinoVB
I was sure this was satire. But he relly said this, JFC.
ThoseRulesArentReal
I ignored the Kennedy and Kid Rock video because I thought it was AI and was getting annoyed because I kept expecting to see āthe real oneā that everyone was making fun of but just kept seeing the same oneā¦until it hit me
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Trump: "I wanted to give myself the congressional medal of honor"
Also somehow trump, one sentence later, in a fit of mental competatance that definitely is normal and not 25thable: "The fake news will say Trump wants to give himself the congressional medal"
Because the full quote is even worse. He literally fucking followed up "I wanted to give myself the medal" with "the fake news will say that I want to give myself the medal". His brain is sludge.
ArchaeoEejit
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cGFjcHBpcWxmMGVuaXR4NjM4emtwa201bXpmZ3B4ZWh5Ynh1cXdjbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/f1tdtyDd6qnJe/200w.webp
astrangehop
Have you ever spent time with someone who's circling the drain and they can play amazing guitar, or recite poetry, but can't read a clock or recognize their kids? I'd bet his 'shuck and jive' is the talent he's clinging to and there are people making sure he eats and changes clothes.