Dump of shit I found funny

Jan 4, 2016 11:55 PM

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Otter

me irl

Day night when you needed my sponge.

Brave emos ;_;

me irl

No you don't.

me irl

Clam Jam

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this is actually a thing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That fucking radish one

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Show me your beeb.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the way to my first call as a new EMT, my crew blasted Move Bitch in the cab and it was glorious. It should be standard.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Malcolm in the middle is a savage

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, that is a lot of funny, great job OP!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to punch the twat who wrote that emo post right in the fucking face.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're giving me a spook

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was halfway through, and swiped to he left by accident. Fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did that TWICE. Once, and then again two pics down.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This post made me laugh so hard I sounded like Zach Galifianakis in Dinner for Schmucks.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love that movie.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain this one?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aggravated ☑

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Met Frankie Munoz. Insufferable little piece of shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The emmo day one really irritates me.... Probably more than it should.... And I'm not even a veteran

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not a fucking gazebo.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And also Torque is rotational force, so if the cheetah is turning it wants torque, it doesn't want to minimise it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we not going to talk about the random screen cap of Slowly Dying. o_o

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

For the record, emordnilap is not a word. Save yourself the embarassment and don't google it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, if it were, "emordnilap palindrome" would simply be a palindrome, not an emordnilap palindrome.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That baby-proofing game is in beta I believe!

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Here is a video of Michael and Gavin from Achievement Hunters playing it https://youtu.be/XapGFDSO2nQ

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Roober

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I still don't get the dolphin one. Is it how the flip, or am I not clever enough to get the true deeper meaning or whatever?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's a Spongebob episode where Spongebob and Patrick curse a lot (unknowingly) and it's censored with dolphin noises instead of beeps

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From SpongeBob, whenever anything bad was said the dolphin noise was played. Took me a few minutes but I think I got it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, gotcha. I guess I see why I didn't get it, then.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The marry Poppins one, I do not understand

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't either. I'll probably feel silly once someone breaks it down (somebody pls)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Write out -2-2x= with a dull #2 pencil and it sounds rhythmically similar to the first line of the song.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this actually exists

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If I remember correctly, this is where the idea of that game came from.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dont get it

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

OP screenshotted a text and accidentally put it in there i think.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You guessed it! (-_-)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I birthed and raised a child in the time it took to read this. He's an industrial engineer now. I'm so proud.

10 years ago | Likes 436 Dislikes 2

You birthed and raised a nerd. *high fives the child I birthed and raised then rides off into sunset in motorcycle side car*

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Such a beautiful story. Like if you cry everytiem.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imaginary engineers as we called them through college

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll be honest, it's the only engineering title I can ever remember. I have an arts degree.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You and I both, brother.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sister**

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mister**

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in tears over the "1 boob 2 beeb" picture

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

I was in tears over many of them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was that really the plural for moose? English isnt my first language

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

plural for moose is moose.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Moose is actual a native american word. So no direct plural name for moose its just moose

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah okay, thats what I thought

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can someone explain this to me

10 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Yes, please do. I don't get it at all.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My only explanation is that there was more to that post but it got left out in the dump cause it made no sense to me either

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I think it has something to do with the conversation named "slowly dying..." and the piss offed person being "brought down all the time"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took that screenshot of a conversation then sent it to the person for context and why I was being a dick and I accidentally added it :/

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Sep 27, 2016 4:23 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Hmm makes sense

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm guessing this is off of OP's phone and is a screenshot from a convo.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My thought exactly - accidental upload of a private convo where OP gets yelled at from someone who has him slowly dying. + fucking 1, man

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I skipped all other posts to come to the comments to find an explanation.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

As did. Really underestimated how many there were.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHAT DOES THE DOLPHIN ONE MEAN?!

10 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 4

What. I'm still not getting it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's just dolphin noises. Like when they bleep out cuss words in movies etc.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

in spongebob when they would curse they would censor it with dolphin noises

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it meant "F'in" as in 'Fucking" but without the "uckg".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its from an old SpongeBob episode where Patrick and SpongBob find curse words on a dumpster. In the show, they used dolphin noises instead

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the flip are ya?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OP let you in on this life changing secret, but you didn't deserve to know, you fucking swine.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no u

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just old man Jenkins in his old jalopy.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

WE WARNED YOU OLD MAN

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Idk it's pissing me off

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm so happy I finally get this one!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey Patrick how the (dolphin noises) are ya.

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

You guys aren't supposed to actually answer the question. Blasphemers, all of you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OH MY GOD...FUCKING THANK YOU!!!! THIS HAS MESSED ME UP FOR SO LONG!!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

There there child, its gonna be ok. You want some hot coco?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Spongebob there is an episode where they curse a lot but it's censored with dolphin noises.

10 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 3

Ooooooh... I never watched Spongebob, so I had no idea. Thanks!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i thought that was what it was but then i thought that was too simple so all this time i've known what it referenced but didnt know i knew

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

that's such a letdown i thought it was gonna be so much more clever

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd like to think it is literally "flip you" or maybe "go flip yourself"? The last one has a gif somewhere.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forgot about that.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A room made entirely of mirrors with nothing in it would just look pitch black, like inside a cave, because there is no light source.

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

You.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maybe if a person went in there with a lantern, or some glow sticks... and closed themselves in there with a lightsource..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh wait.. nix the lantern... fumes... endless repeated images of a dimly lit dead guy, no fun for anyone...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At first, I was thinking glow stick too, but the original post specified "with NOTHING inside." So, no light source, no observer, no camera.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Technically correct is the best kind of correct). Sitting with a glow stick in a temp mirror box still might look cool, though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No fun. lol Gee what's that grey box over there? "Oh, it's all mirrors inside.. very cool. I think. " hahaha I see what you mean though!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is, I see what you mean, upon reflection....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0