zfuzzy
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Otter
me irl
Day night when you needed my sponge.
Brave emos ;_;
me irl
No you don't.
me irl
Zubatspanties16
Clam Jam
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
reider10
Mom?
Yojamie1234
That fucking radish one
Fluf
Show me your beeb.
hoyvenclavin
On the way to my first call as a new EMT, my crew blasted Move Bitch in the cab and it was glorious. It should be standard.
StewCat27
Malcolm in the middle is a savage
WayLatetotheParty
http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/emordnilap.asp
parkourkingdom
Wow, that is a lot of funny, great job OP!
p0tat07
I want to punch the twat who wrote that emo post right in the fucking face.
Mentok
You're giving me a spook
KaizergidorahXi
Was halfway through, and swiped to he left by accident. Fuck.
WidowMcHorney
Did that TWICE. Once, and then again two pics down.
RalphysMom
This post made me laugh so hard I sounded like Zach Galifianakis in Dinner for Schmucks.
CorneliusCornwall
Love that movie.
Squidley9
Can someone explain this one?
GuardsmanMiku
Aggravated ☑
Mdvetter
Met Frankie Munoz. Insufferable little piece of shit.
Martinez530
The emmo day one really irritates me.... Probably more than it should.... And I'm not even a veteran
bunneedo
That's not a fucking gazebo.
MeanWinchester
And also Torque is rotational force, so if the cheetah is turning it wants torque, it doesn't want to minimise it.
wanderwritings
Are we not going to talk about the random screen cap of Slowly Dying. o_o
TheImgurianWhoSendsFriendlyAndFunnyMessagesToOtherImgurians
Of what?
icomehereforthecomments
For the record, emordnilap is not a word. Save yourself the embarassment and don't google it.
k99999
Also, if it were, "emordnilap palindrome" would simply be a palindrome, not an emordnilap palindrome.
nairbynairb
That baby-proofing game is in beta I believe!
EchoBrittny
Here is a video of Michael and Gavin from Achievement Hunters playing it https://youtu.be/XapGFDSO2nQ
NehiyawBabeDroid
Roober
doubleormuffin
I still don't get the dolphin one. Is it how the flip, or am I not clever enough to get the true deeper meaning or whatever?
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
There's a Spongebob episode where Spongebob and Patrick curse a lot (unknowingly) and it's censored with dolphin noises instead of beeps
iErebos
From SpongeBob, whenever anything bad was said the dolphin noise was played. Took me a few minutes but I think I got it.
doubleormuffin
Ah, gotcha. I guess I see why I didn't get it, then.
franksilantra
The marry Poppins one, I do not understand
clarissakaye
I don't either. I'll probably feel silly once someone breaks it down (somebody pls)
homicidalslayer
Write out -2-2x= with a dull #2 pencil and it sounds rhythmically similar to the first line of the song.
shinyRK9
ArcherGifs
If I remember correctly, this is where the idea of that game came from.
LookAtMyUserNameAndUpvoteThisComment
I dont get it
FrothyFetus
OP screenshotted a text and accidentally put it in there i think.
LookAtMyUserNameAndUpvoteThisComment
Ouch
zfuzzy
You guessed it! (-_-)
canadianapollyanna
I birthed and raised a child in the time it took to read this. He's an industrial engineer now. I'm so proud.
CorneliusCornwall
You birthed and raised a nerd. *high fives the child I birthed and raised then rides off into sunset in motorcycle side car*
Muthdra
Such a beautiful story. Like if you cry everytiem.
readingrabbit
Imaginary engineers as we called them through college
canadianapollyanna
I'll be honest, it's the only engineering title I can ever remember. I have an arts degree.
EveryDayWeStrayFurtherFromGodsLight
You and I both, brother.
canadianapollyanna
Sister**
ProbablyPooping
Mister**
NotMyOfficialUsername
I was in tears over the "1 boob 2 beeb" picture
Germurican
I was in tears over many of them.
ArcticPanda
Was that really the plural for moose? English isnt my first language
AnaAmari
plural for moose is moose.
althgrea1
No. Moose is actual a native american word. So no direct plural name for moose its just moose
ArcticPanda
Ah okay, thats what I thought
FuckYourJortsDude
can someone explain this to me
th1841
Yes, please do. I don't get it at all.
SeanuReeves
My only explanation is that there was more to that post but it got left out in the dump cause it made no sense to me either
lessthntim
I think it has something to do with the conversation named "slowly dying..." and the piss offed person being "brought down all the time"
zfuzzy
I took that screenshot of a conversation then sent it to the person for context and why I was being a dick and I accidentally added it :/
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AuroraNora33
Hmm makes sense
TheKittyCatMan
I'm guessing this is off of OP's phone and is a screenshot from a convo.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
My thought exactly - accidental upload of a private convo where OP gets yelled at from someone who has him slowly dying. + fucking 1, man
StonesCrossRoads
I skipped all other posts to come to the comments to find an explanation.
Evilgojiberries
As did. Really underestimated how many there were.
creeperownr
WHAT DOES THE DOLPHIN ONE MEAN?!
boffinofwhitfurrows
What. I'm still not getting it.
CamelWides6
It's just dolphin noises. Like when they bleep out cuss words in movies etc.
Goldfishdart
in spongebob when they would curse they would censor it with dolphin noises
Secondmonth
I thought it meant "F'in" as in 'Fucking" but without the "uckg".
ViLLiOSTAR01
Its from an old SpongeBob episode where Patrick and SpongBob find curse words on a dumpster. In the show, they used dolphin noises instead
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4V4ygek10Y
lAmTheOneWhoKnocks
How the flip are ya?
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
OP let you in on this life changing secret, but you didn't deserve to know, you fucking swine.
creeperownr
no u
RiskytheKing
That's just old man Jenkins in his old jalopy.
StillHerFavouriteImgurian
WE WARNED YOU OLD MAN
SpaceTacoKitty
Idk it's pissing me off
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4V4ygek10Y
BellatrixSnape
I'm so happy I finally get this one!
CorneliusCornwall
Hey Patrick how the (dolphin noises) are ya.
Fenderzilla
You guys aren't supposed to actually answer the question. Blasphemers, all of you.
pipsaw22
OH MY GOD...FUCKING THANK YOU!!!! THIS HAS MESSED ME UP FOR SO LONG!!!!!
CorneliusCornwall
There there child, its gonna be ok. You want some hot coco?
zfuzzy
In Spongebob there is an episode where they curse a lot but it's censored with dolphin noises.
jawood2005
Ooooooh... I never watched Spongebob, so I had no idea. Thanks!
alasaurusrex
i thought that was what it was but then i thought that was too simple so all this time i've known what it referenced but didnt know i knew
PuppiesoverKittensAnyday
that's such a letdown i thought it was gonna be so much more clever
JessieJanson
I'd like to think it is literally "flip you" or maybe "go flip yourself"? The last one has a gif somewhere.
EroticZombiePants
I forgot about that.
Valkyrja22
A room made entirely of mirrors with nothing in it would just look pitch black, like inside a cave, because there is no light source.
wieganator
You.
BlackberryCobbler
Maybe if a person went in there with a lantern, or some glow sticks... and closed themselves in there with a lightsource..
BlackberryCobbler
Oh wait.. nix the lantern... fumes... endless repeated images of a dimly lit dead guy, no fun for anyone...
Valkyrja22
At first, I was thinking glow stick too, but the original post specified "with NOTHING inside." So, no light source, no observer, no camera.
Valkyrja22
(Technically correct is the best kind of correct). Sitting with a glow stick in a temp mirror box still might look cool, though.
BlackberryCobbler
No fun. lol Gee what's that grey box over there? "Oh, it's all mirrors inside.. very cool. I think. " hahaha I see what you mean though!
BlackberryCobbler
That is, I see what you mean, upon reflection....