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FunAlternativeFact
Brushing your teeth is a good way to prevent halitosis. Oral hygiene is indeed very important.
olderandwiser
‘If we do girl on girl stuff, you won’t have to do this ‘
NotASpaceHero
CotterPyke
https://imgur.com/uI9cQoi
esrannogard
Jawbreaker
CloseupCaptionReaction
How to brush your teeth with teethpaste
hairbag4life
Julie Benz. She is underrated.
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
Septiformus
Married: " I hope he enjoyed his birthday"
lavernedeforest12
nabacular
How to get a role in a Harvey Wienstien movie
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
azazyel
https://imgur.com/skjc1Pc
NotAmused1001
I prefer the punchline "Kiss me."
SPudzyV2
spickate
Indeed. Brushing your teeth is important to some.
Badsequence
Good form but I'm gonna have to dock a couple points for not minding the balls!
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miasmicmonky
And this is how I met your mother.
dennydorko
If you're wondering, the actress is Julie Benz. I remember once on "Dexter," she dressed up like Lara Croft and blew Dexter... Good times.
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borgmaster
That looks like a movie where a bunch of 25 year olds try and play highschool seniors.
dennydorko
My favorite thing about that movie was how all the high school students were almost 30....like a reverse Wooderson.
Holinyx05
Rose is sitting there like...you've seen my sex tape right?
TalkingSnake
How to brush your teeth
4skinphenom
MorbundRotund
Unfortunately, I think that's how Rose McGowan landed a role in this film.
metalfoto
Ouch
richitobandito
That hurt a little bit
TheHeartofShrimplyPibbles
Cheomesh
That is one deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep throat.
AskingTheRealQuestionsToTheInternet
Where is from?
Carbonmonoxide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxmXnucXlMQ
gotchasucka
How to make a third date turn into a marriage.
rockstarjesus
No, that'd be anal, not a BJ.
TumEsticks
That’ll stop once she gets married.
LeonidasMidas
True story
rockstarjesus
That's why you marry a girl with an oral fixation and no gag reflex. Downside is most ladies like that violate the "don't fuck crazy" rule.
BananaMinion2000
Well, he got what he wanted for a while, she got what she wanted for a lifetime...
gotchasucka
It's like buying one new or slightly used car and whether you keep it or not, making payments forever.
wunderbaar
Worked for me, been together a bit over a year and I wake him up with one daily
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
I admire your persistency.
metalfoto
THIS IS LOVE
ImStuckUnderYourBed
Stop doing it for two weeks. See if you guys last.
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
Omg I haven't watched jawbreaker in forever
SecretAgentNestleTollhouse
“I killed the Teen Dream. Get over it.”
IamJacksUnknownImage
"You're my Violet."
SecretAgentNestleTollhouse
“Who is Veee-o-let?”
IamJacksUnknownImage
I don't believe we've met, what with the cruel politics of high school and all.
ThisNameIsUsed
I'll take: what's the thing you can stop doing after marriage? For 500
PizzaStation
Her reaction after getting married
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Clayman8
Why not: how to eat corndogs for 200, though?
MsSchadenfraulein
Nopers been married for six years and still loving the shower blow jobs!
LeonardoDaTiddies
Real question. I see this posted & never get an answer. No oral at all? Or just not to finish?
umechaaazuke
I don't get it. As a wife & mother I don't always have energy for the whole shebang (hurr)... I love giving bj's and he enjoys. Win-win.
Artemiskahn
I like your attitude when I was married it was bj's anyplace anytime. I'm single now and it's understood a bj is the first order of busines
IfMandyPatakinWasAHorse
dunno about everyone else but i get head on the regular. just make time for each other.
Voggix
Yeah because no ones tried that...
IfMandyPatakinWasAHorse
tried what?
bmrolfLord
Thing you WILL stop doing*
Zentira
I am very sorry your life has clearly become so sad. I can guarantee that always is not accurate.
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Oh man are you married to my wife too!?
ImjurJiffer
You mean my side piece?
ToldUsingMyRealNameIsBad
Incorrect. Married 11 years and just got that Friday night.
ireallyreallylovecheetos
Thank you!
Left4dawn
Took 11 years to get one again?
LifeFiberGal
Congrats on the sex.
laton
Plot twist: He got it from his wife's sister
ToldUsingMyRealNameIsBad
Got in big trouble for that.
BigTex1
Plot twist: it was actually his wife’s brother
Hanasakke
Plot twist: It was actually himself
BigTex1
And that man’s name was Marilyn Manson.
funnyaccepted
Living
HoboNinja91
You mean ALL sex, right?
bigbootybigfoot
Can attest, no sex at all.
lovestohate
You can have plenty of sex when married - when SHE wants to ;)
bigbootybigfoot
But I (she) do want to.
lovestohate
That changes by the day (and second)
amadgirl
So many people must have the shittiest marriages. 15 years. Still love sex in all its permutations.
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
I wish this was normal.
Blastergv9
Been with my wife 14 years total and she still knows what the best cure for a bad day is
thoushaltnotpass
Staying silent and avoiding any interacting with me?
handsMoleman
I've been with this guy's wife for the last 14 weeks total and can also confirm
skirtwearingdude
Freeing her hair from her ears so she can listen to your problems?
kenobijuan
Ham sammich and an ice cold Pepsi.
DrProfLenny
Is coke ok?
esem
I want a god damn liter of cola
DrProfLenny
I don’t know what that is!