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somejabronie
That toddler is operator as fuck
cvnk
This fact is useless since no one intuitively knows the frequency of either
tlw65
If you lived in Florida that would be a totally new sentance
Swaggynator387
But what if the earthquake made the toddler shoot the gun?
gforce1616
Plot twist...that chance is 30%.
SickBound
It's actually more common than you think to be shot by a toddler...This isn't funny to me, and it doesn't make sense.
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Once the San Andreas pops again this meme is crap.
GeckoStevie
So pretty high?
Reaper76
+1 for trigger discipline.
RackhamTheRed
http://imgur.com/ffJW27T
rikity
Its a toy, calm down
FrozenFoodGuy
I have that exact same gun here!
giganticroboticpenguin
Toddlers shoot and kill more people in the US every year than terrorists, and there is still nearly one mass shooting per day.
DistantRelativeOfTommyRepeatTimmons
So, pretty good then?
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
And then the big one hits. God run for your life!!!!
admiralcloudberry
In Texas, those odds favor the toddler.
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
WTF fun fact 7687: both aformentioned events are more likely than you killing a home invader with your rootie tootie point and shootie
TwistMyNipples
What about preventing a home invasion? What about only injuring a home invader?
9555095
So. That's a definite death within steping in right. 1-2- dead
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
So 50/50 then
Hoop66
So...almost certain?
thegreyeagle
Wow they must have a lot of earthquakes
Atomsk
That's why toddlers need more gun safety training! Preferably within 3 months, in the womb.
EatTheRich2020
Those things are fucking heavy that's a strong kid
RobJenkins
The only thing that stops a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler....etc
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
That high?!
tarataqa
How about being "maimed for life, but still technically alive"?
Lavie154
This brings up the question of HOW THE HELL DOES A TODDLER GET AN M16, THAT IMAGE IS INNACURATE ***triggereddddd*** /s
bart2pl
every solution to the problem caused by guns is MORE GUNS !
NorilisZione
so your saying there's a chance?
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
In california that rifle would be about a dozen ways illegal
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
"Fuck California" said every California gun owner ever
Freightshaker
It obviously an assault rifle since it's painted black.
LordStarkillerHimself
It looks like an assault rifle so it's a lethal weapon... vs. It looks like a muzzleloader so it's completely safe
Lavie154
Looks like an m16 if I recall correctly, that's a military AR
LordStarkillerHimself
Indeed it appears to be an m16
brandnewedgarzootsuit
We only keep nonlethal guns in this house.
LordStarkillerHimself
Chuck Norris guards my house
CotterPyke
Yep they're BANNED, like in Nazi Germany.
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
the Nazis did not ban AR style rifles
CotterPyke
No, they banned ALL rifles. That's the first thing dictators do, always. Mao, Pol Pot, Hitler, Stalin. Gun control came in soon as they did
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
the Nazis encouraged civilian gun ownership. Commercial Mausers didn't count against the military limits set after WW1
Sc00ba5teeve
The Nazis developed as a grassroots paramilitary organization before gaining control of local, then regional, then national government.
Morrigi
The Nazis only banned guns for the people they were planning to get rid of. Ethnic Germans actually had the laws relaxed.
mayorofpenistown
I grew up in rural CA and people still had those.
mayorofpenistown
Illegal or not haha
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
how long ago did you grow up? when i was a kid, open carrying shotguns was legal in CA, but things have changed a lot in the decades since
mayorofpenistown
In 2007 my friends Ex-Marine dad took us into a canyon to shoot a Browning M-1919. Nothing about that was legal be people still do it haha.
mayorofpenistown
To answer your question I graduated HS in 2011
Laaub
As a VT resident there are rules?
IsThatADaciaSandero
Was it NH OR VT that you don't even need a CCW in anymore?
Laaub
VT. We have constitutional carry. There are actually laws here preventing legislation for gun control
LordSatanHimself
*cries in Californian*
Eireman4Ever
Lucky bastard, said the New Yorker.
Laaub
Went to school in NY. Their laws are incredibly strict, and essentially because the city folk don't like guns.
Laaub
Nothing against them, but it's unfortunate for those who live in upstate where it could be an enjoyable hobby.
Direkt4
That's why NYC is so safe. I never hear of any gun crime there.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Since it's an air rifle I dunno if the same state laws apply
Iwontremberthis
No matter. If you point it at a cop you will still get shot and be just as dead. Toy or no toy
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
if its a toy we can start with 'lack of an orange tip'
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Just the tip, giggity
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Air rifles don't have orange tips because they're not considered toys, but they're not firearms either.
tornadosandwich
I've got a full auto airsoft M15 that looks completely real since it's made with real parts, but it's still got an orange tip
vigothecruel
At lease the ones that resemble ARs do.
vigothecruel
But in California, even air rifles are required to have the orange tip.
LinearAlgebro
I doubt that. Air rifles are lethal, or at least very dangerous. Orange tip would be dumb
gimking
Only if they are toys. Airsoft and the like. A bb or pellet gun with an orange muzzle is illegal.