"You can't prove you're a virgin" "Pfft. Hold my beer." 

Mar 28, 2017 8:48 PM

kefkalaughdotmidi

Views

67597

Likes

1195

Dislikes

60

Game, set and match.

WHO'S A VIRGIN NOW?

No way this kid's a version. I have literally seen panties drop at tricks way less impressive than this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's like a Jojo character.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way, this guy fucks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could do that, I just don wanna

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the guy at the bar who says I never played pool before I'll give it a try

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Are you kidding? With those moves he's rolling in pussy

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don't know that made me wet as fuck

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Front page? Front page.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

that last one! it stopped a frame short!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What sorcery is this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One time I hit the cue-ball without missing. Yeah, I'm pretty good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Still got more balls in a hole than @op

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure he doesn't drink beer....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The English is strong with this one (some people will get it)

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I play pool, and I have never seen a u-turn but I don't know any wizards.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude venom gets more pussy than you will ever get :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like somebody's hatin'.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ok, now show me the midget with the magnet below the table.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"hold my milk."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Rack'em Mr.Reese - Finch

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's pretty good with his balls, I'm surprised he's a virgin

9 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 1

Was going to make the balls pun ... found the ball pun ... +1 to you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The key word is "he". You gotta get someone else to play with your balls.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's because he hit more than the cue ball with his pool cue, no matter how cool it looks I'm pretty sure it's not a legal move.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a nice paint job, but all balls involved are blue.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

I can do none of these things

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I can do the not having sex thing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are any of these tricks actually good for playing the game?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really, but having that stroke and understanding of how balls carom or collide of one another can help you in the game.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way he's a virgin, he just went balls deep in multiple holes

9 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but unfortunately they were his own.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's a feat in itself... I mean daaammmnnn

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am pretty sure some laws of physics were violated here.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

"Some"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

you can't break the laws of physics, but you sure can bend them.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But seriously, is it just me or do some of those shots look like the table is tilted to make the ball roll back?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Nah, if you put enough spin on it a shot can look like it totally should violate the laws of physics

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

backspin is a hell of a force

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

How would the others stay in place?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a pool table

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow... I didn't even put it together. Something is wrong with me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dangit, who let Forrest Gump build a pool table?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That just gave me an idea for a new porn movie.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...I'm listening

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0