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FP Edit: Send me more music :) electronic music maybe?
Copperbrat
Some of these have gone past vague to annoying. "Cocks" and "pussy" could be "cats" and "chicks" to a dork like me, down a few beers.
DueDiligence
Am I the only one that thinks a majority of those suck?
HotDiggityDaffodil
Why is there a handicapped R2-D2 on that one sign! Did something happen?! What happened!? I need to know!!!
maxtyler
and why is he with captain america and wonder woman?!
farfie
On the chromosome one. Which one do people with Kleinfelter's go in?
5NoteHalf
Whichever one they want. They meet the criteria outlined on the door.
KidDrinkingFire
thatsjustcake
Some of these are just fucking weird
dominicthegray
All taken off a link I saw on Facebook too...
TF2215
I bet most of the owners of these places have gotten plenty of angry emails from totally rational people
Insomnia297
Not sure if sarcasm or...
TF2215
Sarcasm for them being rational people, serious saying that they probably got angry emails
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Restroom? I'm a frayed knot
Aytherestherub
I feel like the chromosome one is going to lead to lots of confused idiots
questionablesmell
#4 meanwhile at the Imgur office.
asmallcat
First one is so dumb.
bathmansalts
BUT THE ONE THAT SAYS WOMEN ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, HILARIOUS!!!11!1!!11 HAHAHHAHAH
pr0nty
It wasn't a comparison, it was a comment on one of them. If you don't like that one, feel free to comment as well.
perthaussiecunt
YESSS! Going through the comments just to see if I could find a comment on that one. I would have boycotted the place. Stupid shit.
notenoughmail
Some are clever and others.... well my eyes rolled around a lot looking at them.
Frilbert
I'm a big fan of the unabashed images of dicks.
youreathing
Separate, private stalls for everyone + a communal sink. Restaurants do this ALL the time. Problem solved.
otterboxing
Thiiiiiiiis
Hufflepufflekittyfluffle
Please tell me #4 is the Imgur bathroom sign?
jtays
What is the rope one? I'm assuming the one on the left was for the guys and the one on the right is for girls. Am I correct?
helloalice
The one with the hot dogs... why does the guy have a bun?
SuperPickle17
because balls are just modified vaginas? :v
mellamogringo
Because manbun
CKnowles
The one with the hot dogs... why does the guy have a ~bun~ bum?
NiggletsAreBad
FUTA! NARI! FUTA! NARI! FUTA! NARI!
KeeleonOhms
That's the only way I can get my anaconda to not want none.
growfoot
dont most guys have butts?
helloalice
I was under the impression the bun was the vagina.
growfoot
Well do what you will with the hot dog but to me buns will always be buns
ffilm
I thought he was a morphodite.
RubyPorto
... do you not have buns, hon?
linkletonsan
I don't want none
FK86
Why does the female one look soaked?
seraphic8x
I also was confused why the female bun was post hotdog.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Both of the signs look like they haven't changed their underwear in 3 months
LietKynes
Someone wanna explain the fish? #22
ImTheOneWhoTookYourRug
My guess it was a surf 'n turf restaurant and using a clam didn't go well.
AceVenturasConfidant
#9 I'm still not sure
TheWayofTheFutureTheWayofTheFutureTheWayofTheFuture
#9 is one bathroom on the right for a nice pee, another bathroom on the left for violent diarrhea.
IWillBeProctoringTheImgur
The left bathroom clearly is for women and the occasional man who has diarrhea.
epigirl08
This one confused me.
ManInACan
And both need to drink more water
thatsjustcake
Right?
wickld
No that's a woman's violent pee straight down vs the lazy arch of a mans pee. I've always felt that I pee with much more pressure than men.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
You sound like the kinda chick to win a "peeing for distance" contest.
AngryBritishDude
I can assure you, its not a lazy arch lol
elephantocetomachia
Chicks or Chick Magnets? I would have to go pee outside.
rophiandis
Fun fact: the ZW one would refer to a female birds (male would be ZZ) their sex chromosomes are designated Z and W instead of X and Y
thebirdbiologist
Or reptiles. Some species of lizard also have ZZ, ZW sex chromosomes.
rophiandis
yeah, some insects too, and a scattering of others; I sacrificed comprehensiveness for brevity :(
GerhardRammelhausen
but why is male ZZ?
DemonsPain88
Because many males have an innate talent to fall asleep quickly and just about anywhere
Counterfit
Because of the beards
rophiandis
It has to do with which chromosome set corresponds to which sex. If the female is the one with 2 of the same ones, it's X/Y (1)
rophiandis
If the male has 2 of the same chromosomes, it's a Z/W system. (2)
GerhardRammelhausen
Thank you :)
AliasBecauseReasons
A lot of these are very cute and clever! But a few are straight up misogynist.
dogfrost9
They're jokes. Not dicks. You don't have to take them so hard.
Macewindow54
And a few lean the other way too
Tornadotaco
Blah blah blah. No but seriously I agree.
ThatDawg
THIS is why I piss in the sink.
myr14d
#16 is going to confuse people (tourists) who don't know english vernacular. Or are just dense (Cat? Chicken?)
WhyShouldILoveYou
Cat and Rooster. Slang terms implied. Rooster however is male and cats are considered feminine. Not sure if I could deduce this while drunk.
myr14d
I mean, as a Chinese person, I'd assume they're directions to the type of food I want to get.
magneticmagic3
Almost every study done on the subject has concluded that a man actually talks on average more than a woman in a given day.
kudichan
But who talks more when they're in a public restroom?
transgender
generally no one talks in a public restroom
3rdweal
links please
magneticmagic3
http://www.nature.com/articles/srep05604
3rdweal
Referring to women: "...and were also significantly more talkative than men, especially in small groups."
3rdweal
Downvotes ≠ Rebuttals, but thanks for caring :)
magneticmagic3
http://science.sciencemag.org/content/317/5834/82
3rdweal
This one is behind a paywall, can't see the data.
magneticmagic3
http://asq.sagepub.com/content/early/2012/02/28/0001839212439994.abstract
3rdweal
This one shows men and women in politics, not in normal everyday life which is what the stereotype refers to
magneticmagic3
http://homepage.psy.utexas.edu/homepage/faculty/pennebaker/reprints/mehletalscience2007.pdf
3rdweal
Um. This one shows women speak more than men.
TheManyFacedDog
The report also points out that the difference is found in this study is too small to be statistically significant.
3rdweal
The study also refers to a tiny sample of University students of a narrow age group, it's hardly enough to draw a conclusion either way.
TheManyFacedDog
*difference found
magneticmagic3
http://psr.sagepub.com/content/11/4/328
3rdweal
This one is behind a paywall, can't see the data.
notabadlyphotoshoppedimageofyourmom
Me looking up chromosomes because i cant remember if men have 'XX' or 'XY'
MaxPowah
Congratulations, then you are probably a fellow neanderthal and should find, and make use of, some kind of shrubbery instead!
redjay12
I literally only remember from dr.cox saying "Santa finally brought that Y chromosome you asked for." And I'm a science major
theguyfromtheplace
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Ditto.
LazyBrazilian
"You have XX and I have XY, so get in the kitchen and make me some pie!" -My friends and I in high school, before we learned about feminism.
SoupCanMan
I was taught that female is the default sex until hormones. So XX would be a confirmed female.
myopiac
Men have Y-fronts
TheBeardedDragon
*XY makes a guy, XX is the fairer sex"
scurve
I just remember the great graphic novel, Y: The Last Man
HorseWithComputer
I remember girls have XX because my friend once said in a csgo game. 1/2
HorseWithComputer
"I have to kill this girl. I'll show her having two X chromosomes don't make her better at this game!"
WarPatron
Men 'decide' the sex of the child so they must have both X and Y otherwise they could only pass on the X gene.
zefcat45
I remember it thanks to trig. Sin is y and guys are sins. Told that to my teacher and she announced it to the whole class. Guys hated me.
alfrzernebog
I remember because of that one king who kept having his wives beheaded because he couldn't sire a son and blamed the wives when it was him
governmentgavemeagun
Henry 8th. Syphilis.
LondonRainfall
The man determines the sex of the baby, so he is XY = how I remember it
Pelliway
The only reason I always remember it is that comic "Y: The Last Man."
Superchief86
Just think of the middle part of the Y as a dangling willy.
BekahBearz
Really? Because that was the most straightforward for me... Some of the others were SUPER confusing
InFin0819
It is ok you might have an extra one
TheCanadianNerd
Plot twist: klinefelter syndrome.
ThePurpleMacaw
lol
ClassyTavi
Threewisemen
You beat me to it.
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Humpcats
It was a joke meant to poke fun at special needs people not meant to poke fun at your mental capacity
TalliBighood
Why the fuck would you make fun of a retard?
notabadlyphotoshoppedimageofyourmom
ok
ruferto
this is when i'm drunk enough not to care
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I always thought of that ABC family show "Kyle XY". I never saw it but Kyle was clearly a dude
realGeorgelucas
Same here!
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
It was okay as far as young adult programming of its time goes, but you could definitely tell the ending was almost as rushed as Roswell's.
kitzip
Kyle XY and Jessie XX
vermil
I just remember that women tend to be less colorblind because they have that extra bit, making XX. Somethin' like that.
Cereaza
I always mess up the symbols. The ♀, ♂, ⚥ nonsense messes with my brain.
Ezra09
I always remember the scene from dodge ball, where the female team member is referred to the only one without a y chromosome.
imalovernotaspider
Same.
KNIVESY
Men are half women. That's how I always remember it.
oofda
Hehe
swooper
I actually remember by thinking about how some genetic diseases affect men more easily because they're missing the second leg of the Y which
swooper
would compensate for the bad gene.
9678904
It's easy. Two ways. 1. Think of the staff of the Y as a man's penis. 2. XX, I equate to XXX porn- thus, women. That has helped me.
istherelifeonmars
Just rember that all boys are half girl! Lol science.
MightAsWellBeCanadian
Thank you, random string of numbers that I can only assume is your phone number but without the area code.
Gameskyjumper
I remember men is XY because when they are told they have an X, they asked "Y?" (why?)
gohn5
Sounds like you you've been watching some XY XX
9678904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcja4WFFzDw
VodkaReindeer
Y has fewer pixels like it has less genetic material. Does that help?
GigaDan
Men with Klinefelter's are XXY.
nihilistdad
It's reversed in birds anyway (roosters are XX while hens are XY).
oofda
Is that what the ZW part was on the one sign? But then they got it backwards?
almostginger
Since the homo-/heterogametic sexes are reversed, they actually use a different system to "avoid confusion." Males are ZZ, females are ZW.
Itoadaso
The second i seen the XX - XY one all i can think of is the "Triggered" meme.
LazyBrazilian
Was gonna get all Grammar Nazi about "i seen," but then I saw your username. Staying in character +1.
AuroraNora33
https://imgur.com/wKKGDbL
Cameron64
I remember it because women say, "ELIMINATE THE Y CHROMOSOME!"
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
Men are XY, because you always have to ask "Why" when they do something stupid. (Don't take offense guys, a man told me this joke.)
YourBuddyBill
don't take offense, a black guy called me a nigga! (in all seriousness i'm not offended, your logic just needs work)
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
It was more a really bad joke about how easily offended people are. I'm not good at jokes. I'm okay with logic.
YourBuddyBill
oh. fair enough
MegaDeuce
Hey you. Yeah, you. Why did you click that link? Life's too short for 30 pictures of bathroom signs. Go outside. Go meet a girl. Just go.
UsernameNotTakenYet
Nah, I can't afford outside. And, well, meeting a girl has the same probability as being struck by a meteor. And the same outcome.
smellsmiketeenspirit
Right away !
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
Im snuggled on the couch with my fiance and we laughed at them together. We're going to be okay, thanks though!
TheBeardedDragon
I actually needed this. Even though it's half 12 and I have college in the morning. Oh well, I'll read it again once I'm up
MegaDeuce
Any time, man.
PossiblyAGriffin
B... But it's 5.00am and I've got no pants on ....
Remne
But I am a gir- ...nevermind.
Macewindow54
Hi, Can I meet you?
Remne
Well met! Now you can carry on guilt-free.
Macewindow54
yesssss *scrolls thru bathroom doors exitedly*
queenbones
I am also a chick. We have now officially met and can resume browsing.
Remne
Thanks for releasing me, I've been stuck on this post for hours.
mikeemoo2071
When I'm drunk, dying for a piss; I do not need this confusion in my life
AmbiguouslyPunny
Amen brother
aceoaces
The only time I ever pissed in Canada, I was defeated by one of these signs.
MacAttack026
Try getting drunk in Ireland. confusing af!
cyrilzeta
I was in a bar where boys and girls were designated by 19th century romantic painting heads. Both angelic, with long curly blond hair...
DevinNatTyv
You were in a bar owned by a troll.
gubbstrut
In Japan they got the man and woman standard looking icons along with color schemes. And in some public areas even anouncer voices.
reijigin
I was in a bar once that had a cat on one door and a chicken on the other and I stood there for a long time trying to puzzle it out.
ThyCountess
Yep
GodzillasBFF
I fucking HATE these kinds of signs. No one needs a quiz before they pee.
tomyironmane
http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/9c2ccf6c1b2d42dcb0e176fb8577b2d3/japanese-smart-toilet-control-arm-this-modern-toilets-have-a-lot-of-eykthr.jpg
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Fuck the what????
tomyironmane
Toilet control console. Seen them in bars in Tokyo.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I hope the floors in front of the bathroom doors have drains installed.
washismycopilot
The cat and chicken one took me WAY to long.
forgetthisnoise
there is a bar in Fargo called the Old Broadway. They have mens room on one side of the hall and women's the other, simple enough? Nope
forgetthisnoise
It is set up that there are two opposite side openings for the men's room so when you go and see the door marking mens, you turn around
forgetthisnoise
thinking to find the womens but it is still the mens. The womens are across from the two openings for the mens. I have had some very
forgetthisnoise
stressful drunk moments between those two men's rooms doors
mikeemoo2071
I'm sober, I've read this, I'm confused; this would end in wet trousers
IFrickinLoveSharks
Even sober some of these were pretty confusing
ruferto
the confusing ones allow for instant unisex bathrooms when late at night / dark / drunk
nikiaestie
Was drunk, saw the squirrel nuts/no nuts sign, and wasn't sure if I could use the hypo-allergenic bathroom since I don't have allergies.
DrLivingston
I was at a tennis tournament when I was little and they used tennis balls to make the sign of Mars (♂) and Venus (♀). I held it all day.
Gink0
*starts singing Lola by The Kinks*
DevinNatTyv
ELL OOH ELL AAAY
accipiter
Was in an Irish-speaking bar in Galway once. The restroom signs were in Irish. Luckily I had been studying the language and knew >.>
MacAttack026
Same experience. Luckily my Irish friend warned me first. .
Faessel
That was the hardest thing in Galway, when I was drunk and trying to figure out shit in Gaelic (and not finding the English signs).
Birddmann
seriously. somebody tell #25
DenaliRaven
i know right wtf
Etue
Left is men. Middle is women. Right is cyborgs/robots ( invalids )
Bigballz
Some are obvious, but some are way more confusing than they need to be
Buckbeak1486
Like #24.
mikeemoo2071
Exactly, I'm a simple man and easily confused especially after a few fizzy pops
Pentel123
That for the fun of the staff when you get it wrong
WisconsinCheesing1
the pizza one.
liliputian7
are you fucking serious? goddammit how dense do you have to be
crackisntwack
Why so upset though
liliputian7
because frustration
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Like.. Obviously I want MORE pizza
xyzero
That one took me longer to get than I want to admit.
YesImProductive
The rope...
EccentricNimoy
One gets "inserted"into the other?
susanbaxter
One has been "removed" from the other
tomyironmane
Don't get drunk in Japan.
tomyironmane
http://www.kcpwindowonjapan.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/toilet1.jpg
tomyironmane
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3664/3485800556_69c0511a3e.jpg
tomyironmane
http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/9c2ccf6c1b2d42dcb0e176fb8577b2d3/japanese-smart-toilet-control-arm-this-modern-toilets-have-a-lot-of-eykthr.jpg
Cakelesscake
During the summer I was at bar and they left one of the bathroom doors open. Turns out I used the ladies room all night.
Cakelesscake
I also drank a 24 and about 6 double whiskeys so I have an excuse
mikeemoo2071
Drinking that amount my have given you an excuse just to pee where you stood!
Cakelesscake
Summer day drinking and being 6'3 240lbs with Scottish heritage helps