VladimirHootin
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Mar 8, 2018 1:37 AM
VladimirHootin
99094
1611
40
#funny
Baggsy13
Wife farts, I fan. Allowing it to ferment and ooze out, gagging you for the next couple of hours, is NOT my kind of pleasure.
Sstargamer
As someone who cannot smell, I don't do anything when I fart. It literally changes nothing
TheRicM
That air was right near some shit
NotHighNick
I just did this but enjoyed every moment
foofiechops
Everyone has done this
Doodad
I admit to nothing.
Ididthisforthelol
This person is untrustworthy
Syralight
I let it out on the side to avoid getting it in my face.
dejoblue
LIEZ!!!!
GreatTeacherMichael
I hate to say this, but I enjoy the smell of my own farts. Either they are savory like my food, or disgusting like my self-loathing.
Pedobearus
I don't smell it, but I open up my blanket completely so I can be sure that it's gone m
IBuiltAFreakingArk
I’ve wafted, but not because I don’t want stagnant fart sheets. I do it for my wife. Also I don’t check til it’s gone.
shtoups
MrMarmalade88
Just lift your legs and let it go towards the demons, waiting to eat your feet.
Inmydefensethemoonwasfull
So you never experienced the ol Dutch Oven?
EnthusiasticPoopslut
I love dem smells
Ohfishyfishyfishyfish
I Have
Clemptor
LIAR
captainfranksparrow
Fucking liar
Ap0ph1s
I can't be the only one that drops his pants to deploy the gas turret outside of the bed sheet
LadyEvilQueenOfTheNight
As Fat Bastard said, everyone likes their own brand. Wafting, wafting.
ZuzuToots
I do this. But only when my boyfriend stays over and I have to hold them until after he falls asleep.
Felcomic
https://imgur.com/lYIsOQU
Scurix
I busted a nut in my sleep last night and it woke me up, it was terrible
Sc00ba5teeve
The smell? You need to reevaluate your diet, that's fucking nasty.
RenVapes
Jerk off, that won't happen...
laceywy
But who doesn’t like the smell of their own farts, lets be honest
YouMightEnjoySomeMadnessForAwhile
Anyone lactose intolerant
mthrndr01
Like? No. I rarely have an issue tolerating them, but I don't derive joy from the smell of them.
Edunc12
Enjoy? No. Admire? Yes.
DonMc
Nope, not always. Have you ever nasty farted in a hot shower? You're gunna have a bad time.
Tankgirl79
I fluff it out so my daughter laying next to me has to smell it. She then informs me if it smells of either eggs, chicken or broccoli or poo
HatredandVitriol
Sometimes, i don't wash for days and get my fingers covered thick in smegma and sniff it for hours.
pen15s
I hope you’re joking? If not send pics for proof plz
KawaiiInari
falconram
AriBerri55
Thatguythatknowsbetter
Well now you know whoever that person is an outright liar.
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Nah. I sleep on my side and I just pull the blanket up over my bare ass and then blow my assaphone. After about 3 seconds, I cover back up.
Grizabellakat007
+1 for assaphone ha!
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
That came from Zorak on Space Ghost Coast to Coast. He boasted, "I've blown sweeter notes on my assaphone!" in an episode. It stuck with me.
nuushba
Same. Works every time unless I'm camping then it's just stuck in the sleeping bag with me
SonOfKazar
If you have enough ambition and prep time, unzip the door flap just enough to shove your bare ass in bear country.
yamidan
Boy will that bear get a surprise when he leans in for a bite.
DefenderOfDog
am I the only person who thinks my own farts smell great
theinnerangst
Yes
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Nize426
Is that why dogs sniff other dogs asses? Should we be sniffing more ass to find similar fart scents to our own?
itsthejacket
We are way too gone from it but its actually a reaction to see if our insides are healthy. Source I have a keyboard
TomSparky
No
eathotdog
I'm a chef, and every now and then mine will smell like my last meal.
ShutTheFrontDoors
Honestly, I think all farts smell great. Always have. My sense of smell might be broken.
lasermanso
If you think other gross odors snell good, you might be cacosmic and be right about broken sense... Also it my turn into a fetish lol
DreadPirateFury
GodCommentMaker
My farts qualify as a chemical weapon
RetardVillain
Of mass seduction
GodCommentMaker
humbleBrag0n
Of ass destruction