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Aug 17, 2016 2:16 AM
DefinitelyNotMySecondAccount
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gistyle
vibur
This, in no way, shape, or form, qualifies as roasting. This is just being a prick.
cryptidofthewood
Damn...
thatswildman
I thought roasts were supposed to be funny and mean, not just mean.
Imhappyhere
Someone didn't take the break-up so well and now is like "oh don't mind... I didn't like you anyway... not my type, nah, you're fat anyway"
cattingtons
I don't get why people ask for this.
transientarchitect
This roaster really puts in a ton of effort for insulting a stranger on the Internet. Probably reveals more about himself than he realizes.
Kajo522
Meh
TheCrazyConscript
rainbowjo
Translation: girls often reject me but I'm too good for those cunts anyway. They never choose nice guys like me.
AstroNoob850
Curious as to how accurate he was
PlanetSchmanetJanet
Sounds like the writer's got a few problems themselves.
Rojhaz
I'm feeling like I need a TL;DR for this one.
MyFatherWillHearOfThis
TL;DR ManyNothings thoroughly insults girl via wild assumptions, fails at roasting.
thisisthemostaddictivewasteoftimethatihaveeverknown
Sounds like he was on of those one month stands.
rocketdonkey
I read that a lot of the roastme people aren't being cocky but do it with a deliberate self harm agenda. That's something to think about
IamRickySpanish
It's only a good insult if it's accurate. Otherwise it's probably just funny to her.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
This is the sort of dude who hits on women in bars and then calls them a cunt when they politely turn him down.
chrishallett83
Roaster is a cunt. We've covered this before, folks.
Rex83ll4t0r
That was just mean. Someone most definitely shit in that person's bowl of cornflakes.
Kostaa
It's meant to be a roast, not a rant
ThePakistallion
These are supposed to be kinda funny no? That was some mommy issue resurgence right there....
AliElkie
It's all based on assumptions, nothing concrete. If these assumptions are incorrect (which they probably are) then it completely falls flat
HopeHubris
Yeah, this was a shit roast. The best roasts are short but sweet, and not about random assumptions
BananaForBreakfast
I agree. The roaster will be feeling like a mentalist now. As if that was an elaborated thought of him.
MantisToboganMD
Again, generic interchangeable insults with no actual wit or joke. Another lame Brian griffin wanna be. Stop crediting these losers.
SolidEther
Lol bet that made the dude feel alot better about himself. Just stick to short funny jokes when it comes to the roast. Don't overdo it
turbopickle
Yeah that's all true and shit but dude sounds like a pretty big douche canoe him/herself
HopeHubris
See, the comment isn't even a good roast, it's just making random assumptions, rather than commenting on things in the actual picture
Poobydooby
well that's kind of the point of the roastme subreddit
HopeHubris
Yes, roast, not arbitrary assumption ridden rant
GnosisCarmot
Probably got turned down by her...
BurgerNippz
nevetsx
Yikes, ask and thou shalt receive.
Saulot99
Here endeth the lesson.
MilfusMaximus
Shots fired. War over.
unmu
A precision orbital strike.
shiftmstr
Abandon ship!
gratitudeovergreed
Most of the time people who put others down this drastically don't have the greatest of confidence themselves.
RickyTickyB
I never had a father ok!?
dontdownvotemebruh
she asked for it.
Rawcal
So?
MetaphoricalFox
At their contact, the saltiest chips turn bland, I'd say.
gratitudeovergreed
username checks out +1
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
Guy may be good at bullshitting his way around roasting posts..But all Im thinking about is the 13 yo boy that hung himself bc of bullying
NickBlacksHumor
There is someone going out of their way to attack you then there are people actually asking for it
hawks88
I think teaching young people that putting a sign up saying roast me on the Internet is not a good idea
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
You have a very good point Sir
KoncentrateKing
By roasting them, right?
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
HA. +1