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Don't tread on feet
FP EDIT: Wow two times on the front page in two days. Cool.
May 1, 2016 12:51 PM
ADancingDonut
42446
1953
328
Don't tread on feet
FP EDIT: Wow two times on the front page in two days. Cool.
SlicedSides
Shame on you. Blatant repost with the exact same pictures. You didn't even add any new ones.
zacharony
Get your shit together Iowa
VaryingVolition
WHY IS THIS ALL ONE IMAGE?
trowelninja
"You're welcome". Goddamn it America we leave you alone for a little while and it all goes to shit.
KammTheGreat
I actually love this
tpgreyknight
wenoc
This is just bad. You should be ashamed.
DorcusAurelius
As someone who is un-American, I enjoyed this.
SaintMaceToTheFace
:)
BigBallofDoom
WITH liberty and justice for all.
KnightofMalta
2 over the smaller kids on the playground.
Thundergiggles
*with
DarkNinja2462
Thank you. You have done a great service to our country.
cyno01
"My sister is the best speller in 5th grade" could be a fact if its quantifiable, maybe she has the best test scores or won a spelling bee.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
I was more infatuated with that than the intended punchline.
denigreur
Geez... I wanted to say that... +1 for you then...
batlrar
But only if every fifth grader had an equal chance to qualify to show their spelling skills. That's why I never liked fact vs opinion.
thatduckingguy
AMERICA FUCK YEEEEEEEAAAAH!
freezingpilot
America is not the greatest country in the world. But it could be.
Azhmodeum
There is no comma between "one nation" and "under God"
themadprofessor
Under God isn't even supposed to be in it. It was added in the 50's to differentiate the US from the state sponsored atheism of the USSR.
barktreep
There is no "under God"
Azhmodeum
Therefore Im not wrong
TankLovesFranya
+1 for weak allies. Everyone wants to decry US military spending until Russia gets uppity and there are only 4 out of 28 NATO countries
SaintMaceToTheFace
True or not that was smooth as hell
TankLovesFranya
Thank you. All true though. http://www.defenseone.com/politics/2015/06/nato-members-defense-spending-two-charts/116008/
TankLovesFranya
who are meeting the the charter's goal of 2% GDP towards defense spending. Then Europe (minus our current Neville Chamberlains) wants help.
KnightofMalta
Now before everyone goes and gets butthurt, just think, America is basically that kid that wants to do the right thing, but keeps tripping 1
elbart
But AMERICA has to choose between a Clinton and Trump. Ha ha.
Skawomplious
That's right, rub it in.
dinomoneysignaur
Okay but wouldn't "My sister is the best speller in the fifth grade" be a fact? Objectively measured through spelling test scores?
mooselikestoparty
no step on snek
TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING
Yes! This is so awesome!!! How many moon landings does your school have lmao!
MailleProstitute
No one has had one in my lifetime
capthammerreynolds
As a southerner a lot of times we just call any soda a coke
themadprofessor
This. Coke is Coke. Sprite is Coke. Hell, a goddamned Yoohoo is a Coke. The only thing that isn't a Coke is Dr. Pepper.
capthammerreynolds
yup but if some1 asks if you want a coke you respond "Yes, I'll take a Dr. Pepper."
themadprofessor
or you say you want a DP if you're feeling particularly adventurous...
capthammerreynolds
whoa whoa calm down the protocols are in place for a reason.
RedPandasAreGoddamnAdorable
Massive freedom boner
OnlyLennyFace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PatrickPunchhard
"Your welcome"? That American should be thanking the Frenchman for the fact he doesn't speak English.
omgwtfhuh
You get an upvote for making me casually snort-laugh.
barktreep
Now that all your mighty works and your empire have turned to dust, at least you can take comfort in your wit. Except we stole Hugh Laurie.
FlipTheCouch
Patriotism is fine so long as we understand the difference between it and nationalism. There are a lot of Americans who don't.
Voidkom
There is nothing wrong with either.
MrBunglesBunghole
This. There are people who I've said that the greatest country in the world is subjective and they lost their shit.
Skawomplious
Even nationalism is fine, and sometimes appropriate. It's the jingoism that bothers me, whether it's from fellow USians or away.
KaiWolf1898
That sounds like commie talk!
movethebongos
The last one is weird. USA hardly dinged the Germans. Russia, on the other hand, fought nazis like a mothafucka!
SaintMaceToTheFace
Also without US material support USSR and England would have been pretty screwed
clutchthepearls
1. It's a joke. 2. WW2 wasn't just the Allies v Nazis. A good portion of our WW2 efforts were in the Pacific.
OverlyCynicalImgurian
On the other hand Japan didn't have a very significant chance of annexing France.
Hotsteamingdeuce
as an American, it's frickin' YOU'RE. As in YOU'RE making the rest of us look bad.
Phlyn
i'm not sure cause i refuse to count, but it looks like he's near the 140 char limit
rezpawner
Thanks for reminding us that not all Americans are complete arses.
fayseman
I don't know why people care so much about this. It's the fucking internet. Why don't you capitalize the first letter of UR sentence?
WhatzitTooya
your rigt, why gif a fack about ruls n schit aneewhy??
fayseman
Why do you care about the one where everyone knows exactly what you mean? It's usually a typo, fix real mistakes instead of being nowitalls.
IPostFalseFacts
Your so right
SamIsthatguy
-_-
srcs030
fuck off france
FrightenedMudkip
Go back to Canada, Iowa.
Mcknizzle
Your making me angry
CanadianRedneck
They're not even pronounced the same.
McBook
They aren't
TylerStart
To some people they are, apparently.
OverlyCynicalImgurian
Don't worry, Americans can't look much worse than they already do.
gmoney4321
In America we say your.
Delta2Almanac
I like this comment but I hate bad grammar morer. ..
KyleButNotThatKyle
Fun fact: The word "Soccer" actually originates from the British who were trying to distinguish it from Rugby...
TheFlyingFoxOfTheYard
At this point i'm guessing everybody knows. Yet everyone outside of U.S., italy and Australia (i'm told) still calls it football.
KyleButNotThatKyle
...both of which were commonly called "Football". "Soccer" is derived from the term "asSOCiation football"
BeetsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Interesting Read about it:http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/06/the-origin-of-the-word-soccer/
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
America: we're right even when we're wrong
Ralpheo
Thusly we're never wrong
DorcusAurelius
Well, your spelling of -ize suffixes is closer to the original Greek than the British -ise.
MrMince
And you get the best sport: Pussy Rugby
mynamesbryson
People say "under God" should be taken out of the pledge; I say "indivisible" should, because, have you seen us lately?!
Caffynated
It is indivisible. If anybody tried to break away the US government would straight up murder them. See 1861-1865
themadprofessor
Well, taking out Under God would be returning it to its true form...
mynamesbryson
Humor is lost over text.
themadprofessor
No, I got the joke. It just wasn't that funny.
mynamesbryson
It's all subjective.
themadprofessor
Yes, and from my subjective point of view, it wasn't funny.
buttersmgur
Americans seem to always forget that the French funded the revolution
OverlyCynicalImgurian
France*Funds American revolution and gives statue of liberty* America*Watches france get invaded by Germany twice and does nothing*
sneef
It's OK we totally repayed them by helping them out during their revolution.... Yes this is a joke...
BrokeMyFunnyBone
So that they would have an easier time with the British
PatrickPunchhard
They don't "forget", they were never taught it
Redbrickadam
We were, but WWII cancels it out.
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
Yes we were. I don't know a single person who doesn't know that France is the primary reason the US is a country.
FelixG
We were taught it. That doesn't mean you cant good naturedly fling shit at eachother.
MadKingRyan
Yeah honestly people should see how much shit we talk about eachother
FelixG
Americans love nothing more than a good fight/argument, just look at our military spending! :3
gmoney4321
And the French always forget that they don't have to speak German. 'Murica!'
QuantumSupersexposition
debt: paid in full #murka
buttersmgur
America joined very late in the war, motivation was primarily financial and out of concern for their own country, not philanthropy
SaintMaceToTheFace
Not "very late" at all. The French just lost that quick. USA was fighting on two fronts for 3/4 of the total war
ImRandyMarsh
Let's say all that was true...so what?
BelligerantBlueHen
What does that change? Also we joined in late 41....but I mean I guess you would rather have been liberated by the soviets......
buttersmgur
Just pointing out that it happened mostly out of self interest, most people I talk to think that it was from pure motives
buttersmgur
And by the way I think France is very grateful for that, it just loses some prestige when it's constantly shoved in their faces
Elementaris
I mean so does being reminded that the French funded the revolution constantly
buttersmgur
I don't think that happens. The only time I mention it is usually after an American makes the "we saved your asses from Germany" spiel
buttersmgur
To me it's more of a comment on American ego, not in any way denying that France would've been up shit creek without the help.