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Their snapchat video showing the pair randomly shooting from their car.
https://i.imgur.com/wVHJDUe.gifv
EDIT: So, the TV news segment I saw that lead me to the KPRC website said that the two had been arrested, but the video on their website says that they have only been charged and are on the run. Sorry for the misinformation. Now you know that two jackasses with guns and an irrational desire to use them are still on the loose.
melterj
I think you meant ... Morons arrested.
TheRocketMan
krapmyself
Ha. Morons.
marsii
Phew
Grumposstuff
Is there a Bonny and Clyde syndrome ?
Scamsquatch
Good! Idiots.
handbanana13
MrDoodleFuddleBunch
Is this a "Porn actress with and without make up" pic?
randompotayhtoah
oh Snap!
DiscoShaman
Saved to gallery.
DanielBonnett
Oh no, it's retarded!
johnnylobes
He looks like he always thumbs his nose and asks "You know what I'm sayin?"
SignedOut
Dumb cunts
RTBackup
Good. Fucking assholes.
divingdeepintopussycats
Not instant but still sweet karma.
AFancyGentleman
Assholes.
Birdman2112
Fuck these two
MajorPubes
Snapchat Shooters Season 1 is already in pre production
SemperFiZero
Awesome. People like that don’t belong out in the public. If that’s the kind of shit they think is fun? Rot in jail.
fpierce1997
The Internet... making a DA's job easier since 1988ish.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Except for all the people on reddit going to their FB pages which tipped them off and they started deleting their posts
adriedupoldprune
Yeah... Facebook still has everything. They don't delete stuff.
Anonawesome
It might have slowed down the process a little, but nothing is ever really deleted.
TyrannicalPimp
Jesus Christ where on 6? I live right off 6 and westhimer!
Favri
Have you checked yourself for bullet holes??
TyrannicalPimp
I will now
Favri
All good?
idontneednostinkingpuffin
It was right there. The vid at the bottom of the post shows a map. Memorial @ Crossroads. There's another vid that shows them at 6 north...
TyrannicalPimp
Jesus I heard about it but didn't know it was so close to me. Makes it surreal
idontneednostinkingpuffin
... of Westy
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
What do they get 10 years?
WaffleDestroyer
Thats if Kim Ogg allows it.
VoiceOfVerisimilitude
Make them run a gauntlet with blindfolded guys randomly shooting.
mumblz
IDK how long they are facing but unlawful discharge of a firearm from a vehicle can be a 2nd degree felony in H-town
crochetkid
This story is hard to fathom, you the fuck does that? I'm from Ireland so guns are foreign to me.. Crazy bastards
ballisticburrito
Dumbasses. I'm from KY and own more guns than I am years old, since we're listing off firearm experience here. :P
crochetkid
My SO LOVES machiney guns, bang BANG guns,all the guns! The guns here are left from IRA Ceasefire and They came from Gaddafi I think lol
ballisticburrito
I don't have any machine guns but I did get a new .45 a couple of weeks ago that has a $100 mail in rebate. :D
trippingonmytripodtakingthetriptotunatown
stupid people being dangerous
5tradivariuS
as usual
tanalex123
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nene276
Dangerous people being stupid
uponstrangeshores
What do you expect when you'll let literally anyone have a gun?
screenaholic
Except that's not true.
ColtTheKid
Nobody expects someone to say something stupid to just stir shit up yet here you are.
uponstrangeshores
Heh. Well thats news to me. I didnt know it was a stupid thing to say, or that I only said it to stir things up. Thanks for letting me know.
ColtTheKid
Because the post has nothing to do with gun legislation; and every time someone has to make an antagonistic comment just to clusterfuck it
ColtTheKid
You're welcome by the way.
uponstrangeshores
Well, from my perspective, this kind of headline is unfathomable. Nutjobs don't get to have guns here. So to me, it about gun laws.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
And where are you?
BlackShadowX
She looks like him with makeup and a wig
TheBlackBolt
You mean they aren't the same person????
iamerror404
Oh I thought the same thing from the thumbnail. That hairline...
GorgeFloyd
You'll never see them in the same place at the same time.
bayardthebloodhound
When your so in love with yourself...
BabaBooey734
He kind of looks like me on a really bad day, which if I went to jail would probably be accurate.
kittymack
That's exactly what I thought this story was going to be about!
irontom
They do their eyebrows at the same place.
EmotionallyTransparent
Originally thought this was a sex change post.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
I'll get on that for the next post
randomweirdness
when I saw the headline "man, woman" I thought that's what it was, an actual manwoman!
Abbysomeoneabbynormal
Yep!
RackhamTheRed
next step in its evolution: the manbearpig
metalfoto
Manwoman sounds better than shemale actually
bulmasbluehair
It wasn't looks that brought them together. It was their outrageous lack of decency and love of firearms.
HappyNukeYearsEve
She's only in it for the D
adriedupoldprune
Hey I have both of those traits and you don't see me shooting up random peoples houses.
Ansatsunin
... Psychotic negligence and lack of understanding of cause and effect =/= "lack of decency". These two should be shot in the leg, once.
malikcarr
These clowns having "love of firearms" is like guys who abusively raise vicious attack dogs having "love of pets".
EnglishPolice
"Outrageous lack of decency and love for firearms." Definitely the new slogan for the US.
boywiththehappypenis
The worst thing is that, if I got with that woman ~ I'd be punching above my weight class.
EnglishPolice
God damn, you're a fucking loser.
boywiththehappypenis
Actually, on second thought ~ "Computer says "No.""
ItTookMeForeverToMakeThisAccount
Did she love guns? Weird considering she didn't know how to shoot one
Porecomesis
You don't need to know something to love it. Source: my teammates in games.
idothiswhileipoop
Nah. It's meth. I bet meth binds these idiots.
Porecomesis
What about adhesives?
MrSnowy
Yeah, those tend to keep people together
Mediveilfighting
Love of firearms, not quite. There's around 45 Million Gun Owners, and of the 11,000 firearm homicides, over 80% are committed by gangs. 1/2
Mediveilfighting
Of these remaining rough 2200 firearms homicides, around 600-1100 are justifiable homicides. TLDR - It's not love of guns, causing this.
LoudBirb
That's... not what the comment implied. It said they were brought together by their love of firearms, not that they're stupid because of it.
LoudBirb
You don't need to be defensive, there was no attack here... Just a joke about them being ugly using a shared hobby as part of the punchline.
thatsnotaknife
No no mister if u luv guns u r =bad. Take ur logik elsewhere we're tryin 2 save the planet form you're weapons of death
rollercostarican
thats not what homeboy/girl said though but alright.
MoyerTheDestroyer47
Take me upboat
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Don't forget outright stupidity.... since they literally outed themselves.
hashbaz
The smart ones don't get caught.
Nihelus
You'd be surprised how many people are arrested due to extreme stupidity. Driving 90 while DUS for example. Happens at least once a month.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
DUS?
Nihelus
Driving under suspension.
TheSamePhotoOfJanMichaelVincentEveryOtherDay
Driving under substances?
idontneednostinkingpuffin
I guess, but no one says that
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Sorry, I'm not LindaDee. Sauce: https://www.click2houston.com/news/man-woman-charged-after-being-identified-in-snapchat-shooting-video
BayazTheBenevolent
Careful so you don't get banned. They don't like critique of their first-class citizens around here.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
So I had a respectful convo with a mod (bindersofwomen) and he/she froze my fake internet points that don't matter, right afterward.
negronamedcolbs
shadowex3
However, like lindadee, the woman in this is going to get off scott free.
NotSmartEnough
Careful now, Ned, careful.
DobbyOneKenobi
idontneednostinkingpuffin
So I had a respectful convo with a mod (bindersofwomen) and he/she froze my fake internet points that don't matter, right afterward.
Souljah42
Thalarctos
Hehe. My sentiments exactly.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
So I had a respectful convo with a mod (bindersofwomen) and he/she froze my fake internet points that don't matter, right afterward.
WeaselBandit
I don't think you have to apologize for not being LindaDee
idontneednostinkingpuffin
"Sorry [comma] I'm not LindaDee" means something completely different from "Sorry I'm not LindaDee."
mikeatike
Commas, will be misplaced.
WeaselBandit
https://m.imgur.com/r/funny/axJmn
undead4life
Sorry, I'm not LindaDee either, but take an upvote. Not that'll do you any good once your account gets banned. Oop, now I'm on the block too
idontneednostinkingpuffin
So I had a respectful convo with a mod (bindersofwomen) and he/she froze my fake internet points that don't matter, right afterward.
snthsh
Can anyone tell me what's this lindadee business. I'm out of the loop. Thanks.
BayazTheBenevolent
LindaDee reposts shit, lies a whole bunch and frequently gets people banned due to her connections to the imgur mod staff.
snthsh
Thanks for bringing me into the loop
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Not just the mod staff... Lassannn.
BayazTheBenevolent
Isn't he also mod? Apparently lying and reposting are required qualifications for the job.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
I just meant it's specifically Lassannn
TrueFireduck
That's a brave comment OP take the +1 and may @sarah have mercy on your account
idontneednostinkingpuffin
So I had a respectful convo with a mod (bindersofwomen) and he/she froze my fake internet points that don't matter, right afterward.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Haha. I say fuck off @LindaDee all the time.
DrMcTouchy
timetimetimeago
TrueFireduck
To be fair, I've fanned those flames alot too, I've been taking screen shots and showing it's not just a witch hunt
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Imgur don't care. They like her for some reason. Just look at how many staff pick and showcased trophies she has.
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