Had a small salad for lunch and worked 8 hours on that. Just ate 15 wings faster than ever in my life. I could've eaten 30.

Feb 10, 2026 1:30 AM

Lassannn

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To be clear, I washed my face after I ate them. But I guess she could still tell...

She loves you đź’–

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it be like that sometimes

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kisses are kisses

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take the win[g]

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I hope you know how totally unhealthy that was. You need a bag of snacks.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet girl, kitties are just the best.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys. That's lassann, you're supposed to say FUCK YOU LASSANNN!

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Frfr that’s how we treat our Imgur legends

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 hours to make a salad? You're doing it wrong.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I read it as it took 8 hours to Eat the salad and no time to eat the wings

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably whatever salad these women are having, they seem to be really enjoying it

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cat or dog? Cat maybe because it's a chirper at the prey it can't get to?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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CAT! Perfect name for it. I had tortie named Amber. Mom brought her home because Amber had been abandoned. Mom was always doing that. XD Bringing home strays and I'd be the one to go 'MOM! You said last time 'no more animals' and we'd keep it anyway. She's so pretty too!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She makes a cute chirpy noise with her throat.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who’s Chirpity? (including prerequisite “Fuck You Lassannn”)

1 month ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

His sweet but vicious catto

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Would've licked you if it was for the sauce. Nuzzle mean "I love this person and this person is -my- person. And cats will learn to 'kiss' because we do it so often for them, it makes them feel awesome and they want to reciprocate.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tortie!

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D'awwww

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With that name I was expecting a bird

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Me too, or perhaps a hamster.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Her main vocalization is a warbly, chirpy sound in her throat.

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

As soon as I read the name “Chirpity” I was like, “I know that cat!” Lol. XD

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