F*ck cancer

Jun 27, 2017 11:40 AM

triggerfox

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Saw this in the parking structure of the children's hospital where I work. The piece of paper there is a note I left saying CONGRATULATIONS!!! because I didn't have anything nicer to leave.
So happy for this family.

Getting hit by a car is your last chemo round?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: thats a hearse

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Der Sieg wird euer sein,

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: It's child's last chemo because they've exhausted all options and switched to a "try to make final days pleasant" approach.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

18 months

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but is it their last, is their *last*?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

high five to the kid and high five cancer in the fucking face with a shovel. /a/GIgCq

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for not saying 14 month old.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

'Last round' because the kid now turns two? Or because the kid died?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird ploy to get out of a ticket

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why the title censorship?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idgaf

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I misread chemo as Christmas for some reason and I got really sad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Christ I can not imagine. My kid just turned one and I just can not put myself in the parents shoes. I hope the little one is healthy again.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: last round cause he died

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Gods speed. good luck!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats I wish your son well :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's sweet! Not my kid, just a car I saw in the parking lot at work. Just wanted to celebrate with them :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People like this should be admired more.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What part of Michigan?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ann Arbor. go blue!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*leaves ticket*

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Fuck yes!

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My 7 yr old cousin has been dealing with cancer ever since he was 4. We'd thought he had conquered it at 6, but the docs found more. Sucks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So sorry to hear that. Stay strong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So Imgur did that glitch where if you scroll too fast it gives the same title for two pictures, and the picture before this is 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

two chicks twerking on a cop and I thought, "Yeah, fuck cancer." 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So what are the chances them see your note instead of just driving off and it flying away?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully they'll actually notice it. Since then, someone else added another note on top of mine, and I put on a brightly-colored one (1/?)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

signed by all my coworkers and taped it to the glass, so they're bound to see it :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finished it right in the nick, too. Won't be able to get coverage if the new bill passes the Senate.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

The kid will still be uninsurable (or insurable at a very high rate) , so he's got that to look forward to

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup. But hey, at least the rich save some money. Who needs to insure fellow countrymen when you can buy another yacht?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Nobody needs poor countrymen. Why can't they get off their fat asses and get rich?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Mar 3, 2018 1:33 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's awesome! Kicking cancer in the ass. You're a badass!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah! That's amazing :D

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow. Don't take this the wrong way, but reading comments like this make me realize just how good I've had it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Happy to read this, stay strong

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I hope you've gotten a chance to enjoy that time!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a good friend in preschool who had leukemia, one day my mom told me she moved away, it didn't click until I saw her little brother 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A few years later and realized that they didn't actually move

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to be THAT guy but.. what if it's the LAST round for a different reason?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Would they really fucking advertise it on the back window of their car of that was the case, genius?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Someone with a real asshole for a kid?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In which case.. Congratulations?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And a special cheers for scientific progress, which in 40 years turned child cancer from a five-year survival rate of 58% to over 80%.

8 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 1

your name is awesome

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Still gotta throw it out there, while it's fine and dandy that they're researching, it's still a butt ton of money for this kind of thing1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 , Money that most people don't have. Cancer treatments need to become more accessible to people as well as becoming more successful.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only 5 years? :-/

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

They are still developing quite a lot, so there is a lot of room for things to get fucked up.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, a lot of childhood cancers have an incredibly high rate of recurrence. Making it 5 years without a recurrence is phenomenal

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's how they judge the effectiveness of treatment - seeing who made it at least 5 years. It's a common unit of measurment.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

By scientific progress you mean of course extra blessings from Allah or Jahweh.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 23

Honestly, go fuck yourself. Give credit to the people actually responsible, not your imaginary savior.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 9

I am 90% that was sarcasm. No need to get triggered

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Mate you're stirring up a beehive bring religion into something like this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, it has no place in a discussion like this. People worked very hard to save lives and they deserve all of the credit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have my upvote you bastard

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yes. God blessed children with cancer so he could take credit for saving some of them.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Do scientists do the same? Infect kids with cancer-vaccines so that they can get credit curing some of them? You know, they're playing god.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

We don't do that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Well if they were playing god they'd be killing people before the age of 30, not trying to prolong life.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cancer vaccines?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, imgur really has trouble identifying sarcasm. Nobody says "you mean of course" when they are serious...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Most sarcasm is picked up in the tone in somebody's voice or their unusual behavior. it's a lot harder to pick up on via text.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

True. that isn't the case here however

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give some credit to the actual human beings who figured this shit out, not some ghost you pray to at night

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Psst, it was sarcasm.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fair enough but you did a bad job conveying it is clearly the consensus here

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Psst, I'm a different user.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nobody likes losing their child.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, having the staff blast my child's name over the supermarket speaker system is the worst!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Godammit. I both hate and kind of like this comment.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But for serious, let's push jokes out of the room when we're talking about child cancer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I disagree, nothing is too sacred for comedy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe, but there is poor taste in it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to be THAT GUY, but it's particularly sad because childhood cancers have a way of coming back with a vengeance. Hope this little dude

8 years ago | Likes 598 Dislikes 9

Only appropriate reply: FUCK CANCER

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sometimes ppl need a healthy dose of Reality; so they can prepare for the future instead of living in ignorant-bliss. *hugs THATGUY*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The way you said that just made me think of the second die hard movie: "Die Hard with a Vengeance" and I laughed and am going to Hell.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck, that's the third movie. I fucked up. This kid will have to die harder before they can die hard with a vengeance.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... dies slowly (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 15

Ha!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

round 2 is vicious.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, getting pumped full of carcinogens can do that.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 9

idk why you are downvoted you, you are right, chemos are super cancerigenous and tend to select the chemoresistant cells

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

dang I fucked up my phrasing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

This happened to my coworker's daughter. She fought and beat cancer at 3 years old. A different, more rare cancer got it at age 19. She...

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

...passed away a year later.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

My college roommate had bone cancer at age 16, leukemia at 18 and died at 19. Fuck cancer.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh man, that's horrible

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aren't you responsible for alot of cancer? Sunlight!?!

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

they're onto me

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shame on you!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But ain't no shade on me

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stays cancer-free!

8 years ago | Likes 332 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: last rpund because he will die.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Damn, didn't know that. That fucking sucks!

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yep, honestly not too excited about the possibilities in my future.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, this can be the case with many cancers. all it takes is one cell to mutate and go batshit crazy with splitting over and over

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This happened with my cousin, she had cancer as a toddler and the treatment destroyed her organs and immune system. She passed on her 16th

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Birthday due to a nasty pneumonia her body couldn't fight off.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My friends sister beat brain cancer twice, the third time she didn't want to do treatment. She was 16.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Jeez. That's so rough. It's particularly hard on the families, since they get a lot of pubic scrutiny for not forcing their child into more

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Lol you said pubic like pubes

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

God damn it. I use the word public a lot in my professional writing and am terrified of making that mistake in one of my business documents.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Treatment. In some States, the courts can take the child away from the parents and force them to have treatment.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

This was like 15 years ago in Canada so thankfully public scrutiny was far less overreaching. Can't even imagine.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0