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Jun 25, 2016 5:47 AM
classicwinger
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JohnnyTitelips
What about the kitty's jelly beans?
TwoBallsOnePenis
lionsilverwolf
Re: Fish. I have a dojo loach that lets me tickle him, and my betta actually likes his tail poked!
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
A lot of these I haven't actually seen.
ICantBelieveThisUsernameIsNotRegistered
itsfuckingcoldherealways
I guess my Dachshund is a cat then
Snowdemoman
Need a guide for petting Wolverine in case you're a red-head.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
gonzar09
"What's wrong, Wolverine? No kiss and make up?"
PumparumTheCrow
Snikt
hannahmydeer
Our cat HATES the butt rub and will kill us if we get anywhere close.
ImCanadianSorry
Love my python!. He is no demon from hell and snuggles with the best of them.
amoeba15
This is stupid. They missed a great horse pun by not labeling any parts "nay".
NSAHobbit
paradoks
A cats belly should be called shrødingers spot. It is simultaneously the best and worst spot to pet a cat
Masterdragon
To the FP?
Widgetboy
Tallyho!
drone7
CrispCrusader
... Maybe
Tycondak
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oxvee
Fucking Favorite +1
TheFoxQueen
Rabbit one is true and I have the scratches too prove that belly rubs are a no go except she doesn't mind my tail boops
Pinkmansbitch
my dogs really love getting their ass petted
Typohime
Pretty sure ass pats are how I got my dog to wanna go home from the pound with me.
Hikelos
Every single time i come back to this website, this album is frontpaged.
AoKToday
I scratched one of my dogs rump once, and from then on it always walked at me backwards.
GDPIntrud3r
You lost me at snakes are demons from hell
BobRossHB
Op should have used real name, danger noodle.
ATransgenderedRose
Where's the one for people? I need to know how to pet them properly.
perseco
Scratch a dog behind the ear and it no longer matters who its owner is... you are BFF's now.
Jdonkay
Looool wolverines crotch
TinySatanicHamster
Lol benis in bagina balls n COCK cock n balls hehebebebe ????????????????????????
adrianontherocks
Both my cats actually love belly rubs
zorock
The "maybe" on the dog is wrong. I have yet to meet a dog that doesn't love butt scratches
Justapartofyourimagination
Same.
spookiebagels
My dog sometimes likes butt scratches the most!
fauxglove
I have a dog who, if you scratch its head, will strategically circle around until you're scratching its butt. Every time.
tatercake
My old-man dog doesn't like people much but still goes ape-shit for buttscratches
subziibaybee
Kittens love their bellies tickled.
JustHereForTheWorkStories
Mine loved it for 5-10 seconds before purring turned to CLAW ATTACK. Mood swings...
BobRossHB
Some do but it can over stimulate them and grown cats results in the noms of the hand. My old cat only let me pet her belly.
MOTHERFUCKINGMOTHERFUCKER
My kitten will flop over specifically for belly rubs
omegapulsar
Unicorn horns don't grant wishes but are a sovereign remedy against all poisons and can be made into 2-12 potions of healing. 1500gp+ value.
nightripper
How does one apply a unicorn horn, anyway? Do I wave it around? Grind some off and stiff it? Um... is it a suppository?
somenerandom
You can only use it if you're brave enough
omegapulsar
For it warding off poison just having it on your person is enough. For making it into healing potions an alchemist has to grind it up.
VivTheKitsune
These prices are outrageous! Fine, but I'm paying you in electrum.
CanadianThemedName
I get a sick joy in giving my party their loot in electrum.
UnnecessaryAnswerMan
Careful, you'll end up turning a chaotic neutral character into a currency-trading hedge fundie.
CanadianThemedName
I have a CN svirneblin wizard in the party who is a merchant...she converts all her excess currency into trade bars.
UnnecessaryAnswerMan
It's always the gnomes...
HotShinglesInYourArea
MRW someone tickles my foot
Tycondak
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RandomTask81
That's a porno
azcatraz
No, it's HRW someone tickles his foot.
ungodlyfreak
Is this tumblr?
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
No, it's HRW someone tickles his foot.
HotShinglesInYourArea
Is this the Krusty Krab?
theportraitssecretinattackmode
What the fuck.
Jak0theShadows
Had the same problem with my X42 human camouflage suit. Upgrade to the newest firmware, they fixed the glitch. Still fails under radiation
Starwaster
My cat liked all of those cat zones rubbed that say not to.
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Starwaster
NO! It wasn't that kind of relationship
atrayyou
"Liked"? D:
Starwaster
Yeah, she passed away last year :(
atrayyou
Aww, that's sad. She was cute :)
MissMeh
My horse loves her butt rubbed!
BrazilianThunderPanda
Mine does too!
duhvinci
From the inside?! Pervert!
NuggetsForKitty
Same
spookiebagels
Came here to say this! Belly too!
PrivateJoenes
The trick is to not surprise them.
meadowgreene
Same as my horses!
jillaubs
Most dogs seem to love it too. It's definitely more than a maybe.
ausbunyip
Where did this revelation come from??
BrazilianThunderPanda
You groom a horse all over with scratchy to soft brushes and when you get to a spot they like they make faces and & lean in to it.
SilverSound
Is your horse Butt Stallion?
CoeusDarksoul
God that game is so good! Shame they pissed it all away with the preseq.
SilverSound
Have you played Tales from the Borderlands? If you haven't, you really sure. Butt Stallion may or may not make an appearance.
CoeusDarksoul
I had not! TO THE STEAM-MOBILE! :D
SanderTheStrange
For those that don't get the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SfDiD8tUT8
bjarki