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#Cognitivepsychology
May 17, 2017 10:15 PM
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#Cognitivepsychology
Yamaks
Work as a bookseller or recordkeeper; the order will be seared so vividly into your brain you'll forget the joy of children's songs
NoBiotch
J is the 10th letter
stouf761
I know J is 10 because of battleship
TheGreatAndPowerfulMe
That's a hard one. I do the same
SharkL
So do I...JK
ReignSilver
I passed organic chemistry with an A and I still have to double check that 2+2 is 4
actualseal
The big yellow one is the sun
rymoney1315
I'm not that smart, but, I have to do the same thing.
TheStealthHippopotamus
Just because you're good at one thing doesn't make you good at everything
ThisIsWhatAUserNameLooksLike
I worked in medical records in HS, and one day I got really excited and told my friends I "memorized the alphabet"
ThisIsWhatAUserNameLooksLike
because I didn't have to sing it anymore
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
I have a doctorate and will need help getting back to the elevator after this meeting
YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodEcologist
lol, I enjoyed this comment. Been there friend.... "ok.. so... how do I get outta here again?". Some places are built like rabbit warrens..
takethetoaster
Is it a Gender Studies Doctorate by chance?
therocksfannypack
I still use my fingers for counting.
Mystupidpictures
As a machine tool operator I used to count on my fingers too, in 10ths of a millimeter or 1000ths of an inch. Precision counts.
Eclaircissement
"What's 100 + 1?" "Hold on, this is gonna take a minute..."
Keairan
I actually do use my fingers to keep track of my math
HolyHolopov
I'm a librarian. I still sing the alphabet to put books back on the shelves...
Clearcount
You're not ever getting out of student loan debt
PhantomGeek
6 degrees plus 28 professional certifications...same. We either embrace the charm or go dark side.
Thefluffernutter
I have a hump on my finger from writing so much. I still use it to tell left from right.
RadTechExtreme
The alphabet would not change no matter what order you put it in
theDoctor131
Been alive for 30 years.... still fucking choke on my own spit like i don't know what I'm doing....
seir
Similar level of education (sans doctorate) I still need to count the months out on my fingers.
AGiantSlor
The order of the alphabet is pointless compared to the value of knowing all those letters exist.
MidlandRedux
You get those degrees by being able to organize knowledge in your mind. By any means that works for you . . .
MidlandRedux
. . . If you have some intellect but never had the discipline to absorb and integrate knowledge, you look a complete idiot as president.
weirdfinger
Similarly educated yet left from right always escapes me.
Timmahhhh
Boxing training helped me learn left from right instinctually...
DeadOnionSaysWhat
As a kid my Dr tapped my right shoulder and said 'this is right', i'm 52 and still tap my right shoulder to rembr which is which.
UVU2017
hahaha! I go through the ABC's when I am trying to remember someone's name, LMNOP, P! P is for Paul!
AmyBethMegJo
Works more often than not!
SassySailor
Working on my masters, still have my wife proofread my work because I don't understand basic grammar.
YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodEcologist
Relate 100%. I paid for someone to proof read my doctorate thesis.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
I've always been slightly worried that they'll tell me to do the alphabet backwards at a sobriety checkpoint.
DeadOnionSaysWhat
nah, what they're testing for is your reaction to having to do it, do you problem solve or just giggle and fall down
AmyBethMegJo
I didn't have to say it backwards. I just had to say it without singing it.
Rivalyn
Apparently there are people who can do calculus in their heads but require a calculator to determine that 4 x 6 = 24.
Imhereforthelurking
Think it's a matter of just plugging some numbers in and BOOM. calculus calculated.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Calculus ruined my ability to do basic math.
KeyClavis
I can do it in my head, but it goes like this... half of 4 is 2. 2 times 6 is twelve. two times twelve is 24. Every damn time. 1/2
KeyClavis
And I can convert between hex, octal, decimal, or anything else in my head... by converting everything into binary 1st.
CanadianEngineer
I mean, I can do some calculus in my head, it's not as impressive as you're making it out to be
Rivalyn
Well I can't do it but I've never studied it so that's entirely normal.
sothereisthat
See, to figure which is my left hand, I look to see which fingers make and "L." I'm a lawyer.
Steelflameblade
I remember that I write with my right hand as my way to remember left vs right.
beyarea
My girlfriend gets left and right mixed up at least as often as not. Baffles me every time.
adamtzzz
is she left-handed? it's harder for us.
braselthegamer
Same here. Except the part about being a lawyer. F that noise. :)
FindusSomKatten
left is the arm i have the watch on
commentsivehadafew
After the b.
imasneakypineapplehead
B A N N A S
danielsan1977
wajaba
Technically
SweenDog
The best kind of nically.
Csfuser
Eroticnically
thefuzziestofbutts
Before the z.
kmikl
... and after the 2
ilovemyboobs
I chucked at this...then had to hunt this down three hours later because now i actually get it lol.
somecunninglinguist
Lol took me a second
DIRIG0
If you don't know what a ZJ is - you can't afford it.
brianthefly
mentallychallengeaccepted
PEPPERONI PLAYBOY
brianthefly
I respect that username commitment aaaand the love for big Mac! +1
mentallychallengeaccepted
ONLY BUT LOVE FOR THAT LIL MOTHERFUCKER
songbringer
I still count the number of days in a particular month on my knuckles.
whiskeyandcigarettes
Hey I forgot about that.
Merciana
I'm 30 and I still don't remember how many days each month has. I doubt I will ever learn.
takeoffurpantsandjacket
Start with ur furthest left knuckle for January February is the gap between the first and second March the third knuckle. Knuckl=31 gap=<31
Merciana
I don't understand, but it's okay I have survived so far.
Nchalada
On your knuckles?
songbringer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Ma0D-fN38
TheBestRussian
Super easy way to figure out what's got 30 or 31 days. Just gotta remember which knuckle to start with.
MortyofC137
In school we were taught "30 days has September April June and November all the rest have 31 except February which has 28" I still sing it
takeoffurpantsandjacket
Uh the first one. Do u just pick a random knuckle?
Cyzyk
Can start on either end, just not in the middle.
TheBestRussian
Either end? Hm thats easier. Also I'm reading your name as чижик. I like it!