Hamsterwitherectiledysfunction
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Nov 25, 2018 6:29 PM
Hamsterwitherectiledysfunction
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AmyRene
I mean, really? you didn't know before all that? it really took THAT? smh. wth is with men?
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
Many great stories from my sister about how as a nurse she loves patients not listening to what doctors/nurses tell them.
JadawinUK
I wanna laaaaay you down in a bed of ... well, we'll come to the detais later, honey.
SirSmurfalot
Shower her with... um your love!
ourari
Look who just upped the bar for water sports enthusiasts.
ICarpeYourDiems
"She was ok with surprise golden showers"
Nightgambit
What's the story that you do tell then?
fnordy
"She knew how to take the piss out of me."
toocancan
+1 for 91% battery
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
HolyCowDoNotEat
You dumb fuck
YouwontlikewhatIhavetosay
And that's how the kink started.
torsj
Lucky you didn't go to take a dump.
Kittynomnoms
Probably would've been fine though if he made it to the toilet... He'd be sitting.
TheOtherRealBarackObama
You're the douche that penalizes hospitals for their fall rates.
GreenTeaParty
It shouldn't have taken all that for him to realize she was worth it, but it did, so I hope they are happy, and she is cherished.
beerire
Even better than mine. My wife spent four days with me in the hospital while I was effectively unconscious. Paid a $500 copay for me. I was
beerire
stinky, hadn't bathed. Stayed with me even though we'd been dating for about a month.
Colenelshitpostermcgee
whats this from?
MikeStinse
That needs to be the story
MusicIsJustWigglyAir
Bullshit. They’d have fitted a catheter
PantheraLykan
"But anyway, so here's to the bride and groom."
eggbrook
My gf stayed with me all day and night when I needed my appendix out. That's the moment I knew for certain
Azubah
I also choose this man's wife.
breadsavage
ruferto
"Pa.. when did you know about Ma?" "...so there she was son, lying in a veritable lake of piss, golden shores stretching into the distance"
djhash
“The short version: I found her lying in a pool of my own piss!”
OriginalSyn
R Kelly is so romantic
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"She supported me during a major health issue, I really fell for her and she showed me she'd take the piss just to make sure I was safe."
IronDuke17
WHAP
Monkeytron
It was a golden moment!
BungusAmungus
Can you help interpret my life while youre at it?
GerberLegalTeam
Brilliant
cauliflowersweetandsour
Obligatory “still a better love story than twilight”
SixFeetShort
Even gives “up” some reasonable competition
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InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
If JK Rowling can still be prattling on about HP people can still laugh at Twilight.
wdasm42
fuck off
stupiddumbgirl
The story of when I knew my husband was the one is also uncomfortable to tell someone face to face.
ImAFoxButNotReally
Aren't you going to tell us? Stupiddumbgirl
stupiddumbgirl
Under my original comment
OmNachoMama
Do tell
stupiddumbgirl
Under my original comment
RexZE
Now you ain't just gonna leave us hanging like that, are you?
stupiddumbgirl
Under my original comment
Hamsterwitherectiledysfunction
Indeed, one can't say something like this without sharing the full story. It's kind of like teasing a man and leaving 'em with blue balls
stupiddumbgirl
Ok.... he was my neighbor. I was dating other ppl. He asked me out a few times and I refused. I didnt think he was the right guy. 4 yrs
stupiddumbgirl
Younger than me. College guy, player, yada yada. One night I got drugged and raped by a neighbors cousin. He had just gotten out of prison
stupiddumbgirl
For rape. At a time where I felt dirty and diseased ( I hadnt even gotten the aids results back yet) kris held me while I cried like a baby.
stupiddumbgirl
Stroked my hair, told me I was beautiful, and make me feel like a normal person. Asked me out on a date again some days later. And weve
stupiddumbgirl
Never spent a day apart. It's been 7 years. I fell in love with him that day. I literally woke up naked on my porch covered in bruises and