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Feb 22, 2023 12:03 PM
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Eidodk
A sentence you would literally never say. You can find similarities to this in every language.
HardcoreMango
PixelSprite64
RandomFinnishPerson
PixelSprite64
RandomFinnishPerson
PixelSprite64
RandomFinnishPerson
Monkeytron
As a swede: Knöt!
SiangSpaceTraveler
HeywouldJablowme
Aaron earned an iron urn
jaakkopaakkonen
A fellow non-baltimorean!
HeywouldJablowme
Fuck Aaron
IndianCowboy
And if you switch n and u, you can speak in almost Australian..
MRDOne
Can confirm true. haha
WeeemRCB
VaardArk
?? Kunt satt vid en kunt och künt en kunt. När Kunt kuntit kunten var kunten kunten.
EddyWantok
Nice one kunt! Nice one.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
PrastaryOrk
badbmc
PixelSprite64
RandomFinnishPerson
pdarkfred
xkcd about newly discovered stuff, here's the song for the lucky 10,000: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ2PtEx9-ls
pdarkfred
and the edit with English "subs" which is why many folks learned of it in the first place: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOQEBkbSHf4
DisUsernameAmsDildos
pandro
Embarrassing incident 15,811: starting to say "Bork, bork, bork" and suddenly remembering there is a Swedish person in the audio chat.
CapTrooper
If it makes you feel any better I did the same thing. In Stockholm
pandro
rofl it does. thank you for sharing the laugh.
PixelSprite64
RandomFinnishPerson
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
The fact that she fakes an American accent so well in her “other self” makes this.
Metallica93
Nordic natives speak better English than a good chunk of the U.S.
Goodmerlinpeen
That filter is working overtime
DarkwingDuc
I think that’s just a shit load of make up, which is kind of like an analog filter if you think about it.
HelloThere1812
All those filters, all that makeup, and all those tattoos... what kind of skin is she hiding? Alien, or lizard man?
SiangSpaceTraveler
Courier87
https://instagram.com/slowswedish_?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= for sauce
DolphinHostileTuna
Farfar, får får får? Nej, får får inte får, får får lamm
JarlmannViking
Ibsens ripsbusker og andre buskvekster.
pip1
Mæh får lam!
ramram70
Nice! How about "Ö, ö, hö ö, hö ös mö"?
Zahnradfee
That's funny. What does it mean?
sendMeToLordDevNull
Poem in English:
"Island, island, Grassy island, Grassy islands lady"
Zahnradfee
It is?
Buesaks
Zahnradfee
Really? What reference? Because I was just pretending. I have no idea what the Farfar thing means. Google translate says something with >
Zahnradfee
sheep, but it still doesn't make sense.
Buesaks
Slay-radio Mastering Swedish :) Its an old radioshow where the host is moving from Scotland to Sweden >
zeiji
i åa e en ö o i öa e en å
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
Ölöppnörö
sendMeToLordDevNull
Jåo nåo e ja jåo YOLO ja nåo
sendMeToLordDevNull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UPv4Bh0bxk
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
still significantly less stupid than english
IMainReinhardt
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YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
KristopherGlass
Their shit's there, but they're not.
Arcanum3000
English is actually three languages in a trench coat.
KristopherGlass
I believe there are actually 4 in that trenchcoat, iirc.
RHodeidra
Is this makeup, a filter or the ungodly combination of both?
Zahnradfee
Looks like a bit too much make-up to me. She would probably look fine with a light foundation and just a hint of blush.
VaardArk
(Based on no research other than my own observations) The current makeup trend is to create the illusion of certain facial structures such
VaardArk
as cheekbones by creating “shadows“ with makeup. And YouTubers often strive for very even lighting to eliminate shadows. So there is no
VaardArk
point source of light, and the “shadows” move with her face, hence what might be perceived as uncanny or plasticky.
JustAnotherForTheMasses
yes
RHodeidra
It's like she was cast in plastic
HelloThere1812
And then covered 90% of her body in ink.
imredheaded
It's swedish
baldewok
Lies! There is no daylight in Sweden. Not this time of the year anyway.
itsnotlaundryday
She has some beautiful tats
madeejit
Especially the left one.
drgonzo67
She has some beautiful everything.
oarttam
Not so much on the ears. Body mod is a gamble as fashion changes.
jaakkopaakkonen
As are tats
AlwaysApologising
Finnish conversation: Kokko, kokoo koko kokko kokoon. Koko kokkoko? Koko kokko.
FellaWithUmbrella
https://www.puhutaan-suomea.net/kokoo-koko-kokko-kokoon/
VenomSnek
I hear Kenneth Staagh - Koo Koo Loo in my head reading this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V5j8ZzChJx8
SineClone
Today is a good day for Swedish Boy Scouts.
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AwwDamn321
I dunno what this means but it sounds ominous.
TheBlackKaiser
Chicks love it when you can tie knots.
giraffpappa
Indee, today is actually World Thinking Day, the birthday and wedding day of Robert and Olave Baden-Powell.
Funkypeeg
The paint-spray makeup is distracting from the dialog
HelloThere1812
Used up the whole can.
arthious
Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen hinterher.
doesntmatter
Flyg fula fluga flyg, och den fula flugan flög
Boium
Als vliegen achter vliegen vliegen, vliegen vliegen vliegendsvlug.
LeeeB
Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische. Frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz.
RunawaySpoons
I wonder *why* the corner of a house is basically 'knot' - was it to do with building techniques when the language developed? Or are they >
torbtom
Yes: the building method is even called ”knot timbering” (knuttimring), and was the omnipresent style in all forested Scandinavia.
RunawaySpoons
two separate etymologies which arrived at very similar words?
Epinephilim
The word is actually originally used in the context of housing to describe the corner joint of the house, and the root is Germanic: *knu 1/2
Epinephilim
- which means "to press together". Both words have the same root. "Knut" is also used colloquially for houses without a corner joint.
RunawaySpoons
Very cool, thanks!
Rasdwa
how much make up can someone wear
HelloThere1812
As much as the tattoo ink covering the rest of her.
fennecbutt
Idk man apparently chicks can wear makeup for themselves, but if it's a dude buying a fast/big car it's bc they have smol pp and that's bad
powerrangerpl
Tell me you have small dick energy without telling me you have small dick energy.
fennecbutt
He he, doesn't matter what size it is ??️?
talkingtunataco501
I did some research. Her name is KATRIN BERNDT.
LaffertyDanie1
Thank you sir
WeAreTheRobots
Further in you'll find she has had botox. A young pretty girl like that. Sad really.
LaffertyDanie1
Gold jacket green jacket who gives a shit
Khagaan
She temporarily had lip fillers. No botox.
WeAreTheRobots
Ok but the point is why a young, influential and pretty person like that needs to inject that? Why? And yes I still think that is sad.
marthafarquar
witheredspoon
4 is "sì" and 10 is "shí", so "4 is 4, 10 is 10, 14 is 14, and 40 is 40" = "Sì shì sì, shí shì shí, shísì shì shísì, sìshí shì sìshí"
AnarchySong
I'll have what shi is having
redpandabanana
I don’t really like the English language. But it sure as shit explains things sometimes
sweetnaivety
I thought shi is 4 so how is it 10 lions?
Superchao
Si with a falling tone is four. Si/shi with a rising is ten. Southerners don’t use retroflex sounds
witheredspoon
10 and 4 are both shi varients.
MipMop
CrazyViruss
SiangSpaceTraveler
It doesn’t work like that. There could be multiple mandarin characters with the same Hanyu pinying, even after according for ascents
rusrsdude
Yes, you're right, but it's still funny to hear that get translated into gibberish
bot1010011010
Hausa is a Nigerian language.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
KrondorMocker
UnconditionalSalmon
that is low key best comment of the day lolol
VosperOfAntarctica
But what's the answer???
TinyLiehon
Also what's the question? Is it how did he kill stone lions? Or how did the lions turn to stone? Or how did he not realise they were stone?
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
Wet clay lions were dried and became stone.
Sheldonian
Shi
J0hnnyMemeonic
VosperOfAntarctica
Rubyrose99
When the reply deserves more upvotes than the obvious setup question lol
moecurlylarry
Someone so incredibly pretty that you can’t stop looking
SnoopyDancing
but not as pretty as this girl:
Goldenteckel
That *splat* and the face she makes never fail to crack me up.
imredheaded
They are both really really attractive
HelloThere1812
One is caked in makeup, is using filters, and is covered in ink which covers most of what would have been beautiful. The other IS beautiful.
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OptimisticMisanthrope
And they're both better than a piece of shit who feels the need to go online and assert their ideals of female beauty. Get bent.
HelloThere1812
Aww I'm sorry you poor thing. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
RandallKavanaugh
I'd have chosen an unadorned canvas over the decorated one, yet I'd be a fool to deny her obvious beauty.
HelloThere1812
Makes it sadder that she chose to permanently stain it.
imredheaded
Why do you hate tattoos so much?
jaakkopaakkonen
Because people are beautiful the way they are born?
HelloThere1812
It's like putting a Vote For Trump bumper sticker on a Lamborghini. It ruins the natural beauty of a woman.
imredheaded
And you feel that justifies calling someone you've never met and likely will never meet a "freak"?
tentacularfleshscape
Damn didn't know we had Mormons from 1947 on this site, welcome to 2023. Maybe think, not my preference, and move on without being a dick
HelloThere1812
I'm atheist, but looks like your bigotry is showing.
tentacularfleshscape
I am a bigot against bigots. My comment was re: your apparent judgment of someone as a "freak"