Confection bear.

marloP

I had 12 bites of cupcake, in the form of 'Two Bite' Cupcakes, that I eat in one bite, for breakfast.

9 years ago |

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BatmanAndCradleRobin

@OP v

9 years ago |

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ProgeriaProstitutes

You might be a cakehead

9 years ago |

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PaulyParker

v

9 years ago |

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ieatrainbowsandpoopbutterflies

I'd call this a success kid

9 years ago |

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philonius21

Whore!

9 years ago |

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KAPTAINKAMIKAZEE

the title +1

9 years ago |

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ElloTherePoppet

I had to come back just to up vote the title

9 years ago |

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Lemmecheckthegoogle

Only two for me today, I salute you.

9 years ago |

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Beansidhe

A four cake day is a good day

9 years ago |

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ClockworkRepairDroid

I hate you

9 years ago |

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djangosolare

The confessions of a lucky, though soon to be sick, man.

9 years ago |

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Coko4

You know if you just never stop eating cake all day you can just say you ate cake once and be telling the truth

9 years ago |

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toomuchjolt

I did that with cookies today.

9 years ago |

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PonehGrrl

I want to hang out with you, cause I have not eaten cake once today.

9 years ago |

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therearenologinnamesleft

Once you realise you can eat cake whenever you want, the second phase of your life truly begins.

5 years ago |

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senefen

I ate my pecan pie before dinner.

9 years ago |

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weez43

The day ain't over yet.. go for the gusto!

9 years ago |

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SeekingSomething

9 years ago |

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collinhead

confection bear. ha. good one.

9 years ago |

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mydadcoulddoanything

Awesome

9 years ago |

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ElloTherePoppet

I had to come back and upvote because of the title

9 years ago |

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PyroDragon

I legitimately laughed out loud at that @OP

9 years ago |

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bantur

Sweet!

9 years ago |

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ericzaJunkie

And this is a bad thing?

9 years ago |

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BrilliantButCowardly

My mom made me get a second wedding cake for pictures. Husband and I ate the whole damn thing. It was amazing.

9 years ago |

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clamdringthefoehammer

Stop bragging you asshole

9 years ago |

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lysani

Yesterday, the 26th, was my birthday and I didn't even get any cake. :(

9 years ago |

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Mysfitt

Either cake or 'cake': life goals.

9 years ago |

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TheLiquor

http://imgur.com/poM11dJ

9 years ago |

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bantur

I looooooove de cake.

9 years ago |

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MandaloreIncognito

What kind?

9 years ago |

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Lauwine

.

9 years ago |

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SpecimenSpiff

Period cake?

9 years ago |

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crazymojomonkey

I had 2 ice cream bars and a pepsi for dinner...I'm 49.

9 years ago |

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gatobagger22

Good for you!

8 years ago |

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sleepynotsleazy

Like "cake" cake? Or cake?

9 years ago |

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whoopsywoo

Grab me a nice THICC slice of c a k e

9 years ago |

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SecondGrumpiest

Yes

9 years ago |

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FireBreathingStockBroker

The band

9 years ago |

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pseudointel

I am intrinsically no good, i have a heart that's made of wood.

9 years ago |

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bantur

I'm assuming one is drugs, one is sexual and one is mere 'cake'. The answer is: cake.

9 years ago |

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Cynion

Could be: pancakes, potato cakes, crab cakes, and then cake

9 years ago |

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ASongOfPissAndFarts

I thought it was the "cake" cake. Glad to hear that it was cake though.

9 years ago |

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cvx007

The cake is a lie!

9 years ago |

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Sandman801

I always likes a little cake on my cake!

9 years ago |

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BLow30z

If one is drugs then I eat cake for every meal every day! Ill skip entire meals and go straight for the cake! I have a real cake problem.

9 years ago |

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lostNoodleDog

I have had, in Montana, 'Better Than Sex Cake!!' And it was.

9 years ago |

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SwankyPotato

How is cake sexual? Asking for a friend

9 years ago |

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InboxMeYourBeards

Aye what stoner cat said

9 years ago |

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StonerCatJay

I've heard it used as slang for ass

9 years ago |

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bantur

You've heard the song 'cake by the ocean?'

9 years ago |

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