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Goat Gorilla
More commonly known as Flopsy, King Bumis pet, Goat Gorillas are commonly found in mountains and forest in the Earth Kingdom.
Usually they're very violent and rampage a bit, but once domesticated, they make a great pet and can even do manual labor.
Platypus Bear
Platypus Bears are violent animals more commonly found in the forests of the Earth Kingdom. Although they are quite violent, they can be trained and have been seen in a circus.
Platypus Bears also have the weird ability of being able to shit an egg when frightened.
Eel Hound
Eel Hounds are the go to animal for getting across large spaces of earth or water in short amounts of times. On one, Toph, Sokka and Suki travelled from the outskirts of Ba Sing Se all the way to the edge of the Earth Kingdom in a few hours.
These things are huge, about 8 feet tall and 30 feet long.
Canyon Crawler
From the most boring episode of Avatar ever, Canyon Crawlers are typically found in The Great Divide. They're attracted by the smell of food, and will kill for any on a person.
It has many nostrils and its sharp jaws make for a quick Murder Death Kill.
Sabre Tooth Moose Lion (I couldn't find a GIF so I found Sokka and a grown up Foo Foo CuddlyPoops)
Sabre Tooth Moose Lions are commonly found in the Southern Earth Kingdom, and are absolutely cute when younger. Despite this, they're fierce fighters and protectors of their own.
Don't let the looks fool you, usually they are very nice to humans, and cubs are extremely clever, helping humans out.
Turtle Ducks
Turtle Ducks live in ponds around the Avatar world. They have the head and neck of ducks, but the shell of a turtle.
Turtle Ducks are usually nice around humans, however if they feel threatened or if one of their own are in danger, they'll peck you with their sharp beaks. I speak from experience.
Ostrich Horse
Ostrich Horses are found across the Fire Nation, Earth Kingdom and the United Republic. Usually a beast of burden, these guys are great for getting around without a SatoMobile.
However if you scare them, they will ditch and run, regardless of whether or not you stay on the mount.
Komodo Rhino
An animal from the Fire Nation, Komodo Rhinos are used as beasts of burden and also as sausage.
These beasts are protected by hard layers of its skin, harder than leather. And with three horns, they're not a beast you want to fight with.
Unagi.
A large eel usually lurking in the depths of Kyoshi Island, Unagi are not fun to mess around with.
As it is a carnivore, most residents of Kyoshi Island steer clear of the Eel of doom, however they have no qualms with feeding Fire Nation spys to it.
Apparently they make for great food too, as in The Legend Of Korra, they are edible.
Hippo Cow
A farm animal in the Fire Nation and Earth Kingdom, Hippo Cows are large, and eat anything, even other hippo cow meat.
As it is a farm animal, if female, they are used for their milk as well as making fine beef steak.
polyesterrocketpants
Platypus bears also have the ability to shit an egg when they're frightened
LyleVanDeGroot
That water dragon is probably always ready to defend itself
TittySprinklesNarratedByMorganFreeman5
But, what's Apa
iamtheangriestboy
Platypus bears are also great for hiding from unalaq. They even poop money sometimes.
aster6
Great posts, wish I could give an extra+1 for Murder Death Kill
dirtywindow6
#1 Reminds me of Digimon.
SokkaOfTheWaterTribe
Where's hawkey?
MechaMaster20
Does Ang have any relation to kora
FuckYouImSokka
They all look delicious!
Matskuniku
Aaaah, salmon skin roll
beastmodejada
+1 for murder death kill (a dumb quote from demolition man)
NovaSpartan
I've played Mother 3, the hybrid animal thing doesn't end well.
PlataBear
So. My name is actually because of the Platypus Bear, because yes.
Maddkipz
Where's the just a bear ):
Grogisgood
I dunno, the great divide was pretty exiting, with ED-E and all the nukes
YsgramorsSoupSpoon
Y u no link part 1??
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
I feel like turtle ducks should be an actual thing
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
Actually, all of them should be.
HardyHarHeartattack
Sooo.. Did anyone else start reading this in Zuko's voice once he said the thing about turtleducks being from experience?
QuestionedSanity
What about the rabaroo?
QuestionedSanity
And the buzzard wasps?
OneStrangeOnion
+1 for "the most boring episode of avatar ever"
Dolphinsrapedmybaby
reads turtle duck discription, checks username, you cleaver basterd
SwanRonsan
Are we forgetting the cat-owl tax? http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/avatar/images/e/ef/Cat_owl.png/revision/latest?cb=20140422090141
YouWinTheInternetToday
I think you mean Meowl.
barrbluej
As a geneticist, I'm working on it ;)
aprilludgateduire
But SHOULD you?
barrbluej
...I want to
whtrchr
Did OP just call "The Great Divide" the most boring episode of Avatar?
ZukoTheFeebleTurtleDuck
I did, didn't I?
Chrichelle
I thought I was the only one who thought it was rather dull...
ThatsJustNasty
Can the last one be combined to make milk steak?
MachtigJen
She'll know what that means.
CouncilOfRicks
I'm a full-on-rapist. Y'know? Africans. Dyslexics. Children. That sorta thing.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Only if you have
ThatsJustNasty
Damn I was wrong
ThatsJustNasty
I'm not even gonna click on this just yet and I'm gonna guess that it's a rum ham gif.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
ThatsJustNasty
Gravely.
Veggisaurus
Are we even sure that the hippo cow is real? Also, that episode in the canyone wasn't boring. It showed really powerful issues and 1/2
Veggisaurus
character growth for Aang as an avatar. Every episode can't be action packed. You need episodes like that.
GeorgieLeech
Genuinely curious about the growth part. He seemed to mostly just lie about what had happened, and didn't care much.
barrbluej
Hippo+Cow=wings. Genius
TheSwedishMoose
They don't normally have wings. This was during a dream segment IIRC.
barrbluej
That makes much more sense. Wait...
ZukoTheFeebleTurtleDuck
"No Fire Lord Ozai, YOU'RE not wearing pants!"
Shalay1a
This may sound stupid, but I named my dog Sokka Naga
ZukoTheFeebleTurtleDuck
I named my cat Ozai
aSillyApple
Just a bear.
thePoozer
That's just weird
Billy5hakes
Surely you mean your armadillo bear?
aSillyApple
Just a bear.
Billy5hakes
Gopher bear?
aSillyApple
Just says "bear"
Billy5hakes
... This place, is WIERD.