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Odin, The God of Sass
Feb 11, 2018 1:34 AM
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Sheepyhead
This entire scene felt weirdly tacked on to explain stuff to the audience with exposition and nothing else. Anyone else?
Fedotia
Thor is dumber than a stick in this movie, has to be reminded twice he can shoot lightening, and still gets taken down by a tazer.
NotSoberIrish
MachoestofMen
Odin actually was a sassy motherfucker, he fought back when Loki tried to get into a rap battle with an entire hall of gods.
iMaker
Best line ever!
PatrickStarPowerRangerRick
LumberZach117
What's with all the Thor movie front pages tonight?
RenaissanceFaireMan
If Thor is the God of Thunder, why does he hurl lightning bolts? Shouldn't he just "Boom! Big Badda Boom!!" all over?
inelastic
Forget the hammer. I found it in a crackerjack box.
Quessan
It bothers me that Thors eye just turned black.
Kmix91
Looks like the scene from The Lion King.
Gruwidge
its "are you Thor? God of Hammers?"
BlastFX
Luke, I'm your father.
AnorocTastic
Trogdoooooooor
I just love the beginning when Anthony Hopkins says “Oh shit”
Jazztizz
Right? XD
RailgunZx
Pretty sure he said "are you Thor, the god of hammers?"
JarlmannViking
I’m sad the OG Avengers are apparently done after the Infinity War films.. God of Thunder has used lightning, what, 4-5 times over 5 movies.
fistermatic5000
And doesn't he use his hammer to summon lightning? Like his power is in mjolnir or something?
JarlmannViking
Which is what Ragnarok is about. He always thought Mjølnir was the conduit of his power, but he IS the power.
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
JediJitsu
Exactly what I was looking for.
RomeoEightJuliet
Sanktem
Even In the auctal mythology he was full of sass and was a drama queen
OtterlyMagnificent
Well, he is The ALL-FATHER. Ultimate Dadding right there.
RyanH42
They stopped following "actual mythology" once Thor teamed up with Iron Man and the Hulk.
Sanktem
I mean you right but there are bits that Odin will set things up just so he could watch ex. Sigurd of Volsung
SalisburyShuffle
Better watch out for the Eye-hole Man
5xAcademyAwardWinnerKirkLazarus
I used to be the Eyehole Man, until I changed my username. I've passed on the mantle.
brettiferrr
He'll come bursting in through a window and just start kicking the shit out of you.
poppinfresh92
It it’s worth it
Thamadmonk68
Loved that movie, Korg aka Taika Waititi was comedy gold. Pity about his first revolution haha
EvilDeadTed
"It will become a haven for all peoples and aliens of the universe! ...Now those foundations are gone. Sorry."
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
he just needed more pamphlets
Thamadmonk68
And a better alarm clock lol
dumpsterjedi1
Your mom calls me the god of hammers...
RedShoesJeff
"... So, your grandmother, then? Obviously not the God of Comebacks..."
lvl23eevee
The hammer is my penis.
Retsam19
Hela might have won if Odin had showed up and reminded her that she wasn't the Goddess of Daggers.
SomeCrazyNerd
She's not a literal goddes of death in the mcu. She's more like a goddess of callous violence and tyranny.
SomeCrazyNerd
Less literal version than comics shes not suggested to have a death touch or any innate necromancy.
iscasaci
Unless we consider the daggers/swords her equivalent of a grim reapers scythe? Not to mention she may have been the only one able to do +
iscasaci
+something like using the eternal flame to revive people.
LuckyTed
malbec
datfandomdoe
Penis god
SpiderSavior
I absolutely loved this musical!!
ozaaza
thehammerismypenis
You called?
LuckyTed
Oh my god!!
v
Poltergeist94
Wait is that Nathan Fillian?
asthmaticpigeon
You are unaware. Go google “Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog” You will be better for it
AuraOfSouls
I have to rewatch this now.
lungbudda
This is what?
AuraOfSouls
Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
jamieca
Doctor Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog. 45mins, worth every minute.
lungbudda
Done
GTalmighty
Really hope we get to see thanos smash thor into his own hammer
jondakota139000
Didn't watch Ragnarok there huh?
GTalmighty
I did, I'm talking about in infinity wars like this https://funnypictures4.fjcdn.com/funny_gifs/Smart_a6ac65_6075547.gif
jondakota139000
I got that. But it can't really happen unless Dr.Strange uses the time stone to bring the hammer back
GTalmighty
Saw a headline about a new hammer so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
5P4C3M4N
I kinda wish Thor didn’t loose an eye
moshthun
I kinda wish Loki took artefacts from the vault. Also, Benadryl Cucumberpatch should be able to fix his eye and hammer, right?
Iwanttostayinbed
In the comics he loses both during ragnarok. They did the movie really well considering
ExoNorman
Yes, volunteered one, copying his father, then the mcguffin of knowledge goes and says "Seen it before, I want more", so he pops his other.
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He should try to tighten it.
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I really wish he hadn't lost Mjolnir.
moshthun
Yep, that made me so sad. Also, I really hope Loki took some of those artefacts from the Vault.
Voydom
He will craft a new weapon to fight Thanos.
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The weird shit Mjolnir could do can't be replaced.
elementalanubis
Jarnbjorn the wrecker of worlds http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Jarnbjorn
5P4C3M4N
This doznt add up origin: Weapon wielded by Thor before gaining Mjolnir
Voydom
Based on the reddit leak of the new Thor action figure, I am betting more on Ultimate Mjolnir. Axe on one side, hammer on other.
elementalanubis
I saw the toy leak and it was stormbreaker beta ray bill's weapon but toy companies get concept art 8 to 12 months in advance so It possibly
Whitebromyalgia
Ladies love a man in an eyepatch.
TheThundercookie
“Well it’s definitely not pinkeye...sup girl”
bearCosmosCreator
Ladies love Chris Hemsworth
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
They like a one eyed monster
LuffyFett
immortal91revenge3
Mockingbirb
Mxlespxles
Rainbowdot
Agreed. I was disappointed they took the pirate eye patch offa Colin Firth at the end of kingsmen.
AnonymouslyGratifying
Wear the eyepatch, Bret
brettiferrr
But i dont wanna
medsal15
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fd/Demoman.png
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
Did this movie just come out or something?
WoefulWombat
Not me. Unsymmetrical.
ToasterDent
How about two eyepatches?
DevonGronka
That's why you've gotta wear two.
BigRai
You mean asymmetrical?
WoefulWombat
Literally the same thing.
WoefulWombat
To the downvoters: unsymmetrical is an actual word. It has the same meaning as asymmetrical. Hooray for synonyms.
UncomfortableTruths
Asymmetrical sounds much cooler, though.
EneZio
Guys in prison do too
LuckyTed
sundancekid1244
Fox...
BrockStudly
He knows where his loyalty lies
Charizard006
Now I'm sad
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
What a thrill...
LuckyTed
UnhelpfulAnswers
Big Boss...
Tobi239
Hey, Hemsworth would be a pretty kick ass big boss.
brettiferrr
Suur
me_irl
anon4444
Whoa, that took a turn.
BanesOnAPlane
"This is good. Isn't it?"
ImASnek
Nice and flesh toned. Should draw another eye on it to make people more comfortable
EvilDeadTed
ImASnek
My man!
Napsaremymistress
ZerixTheArcticFox
Capitain Ron!! Where is my auto!?!
Youts
TheZolton
Captain Ron! What a great, yet obscure reference.
SuperTacticalSandwich
Hey there swab
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Great movie.
kenobijuan
Fuck Depp and Bloom. They're just a rip off Kurt Russell and Martin short.
DukeDarkwood
Maybe, but seeing Kurt in an eyepatch takes me in a different direction. Looks like I've got to add something to my to-watch list, now.
jpparkenbone
Having spent some time in an eye patch I can confirm that is not true.
theguywiththevoice
He said "a man in an eye patch" not "all men in eye patches"; there's just the one.
hypnotictommy
Lets be honest. You need to be at least a 9.
jpparkenbone
My short, chubby, bald ass can confirm the shit out of that.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Short, chubby, one eyed, and bald. Is that a dick joke?
hypnotictommy
Would it be scary if his dick was tall, hairy and had two eyes?
UrbzGaming
SjundeSjukaSjomannenSjunne
Nah. If they can choose they prefer men with big hands https://media0ch-a.akamaihd.net/70/61/2df35d67758c6b01d73fc66199ece467.jpg
panikkrazy
chucknasty
mazdaspeedman
I just peed a little bit
Samsquantch82
I didn't know my life was missing this until right now.
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
2NE1LSTNG
geekstergifs
that was good
3rdgearlowrpm
Horrifying
SereneLloydBraun
You’re going to be legendary, chucknasty.
AnApologeticCanadian
Fizzledrizzle69
Stop this please
TastelessBuildABear
yourpalBuddyChrist
Still looks better than CGI Grand Moff Tarkin
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
fortresslove
Jeff Golddoom
DragonDildoChandelier
Anwinity
Oh fuck ... I... I don't like it
UncleIrohnman
SpannerInTheWorx
MrSmilingDeath
I'm calling the police.
MisterLemons
pauliexclusions
Oh, God...
ButtholeAromatherapy
Omg it's spreading!
eldonq
Zionus
lykan69chuck
.
Robroyoldboy
LuffyFett
DoingItWrongSince1980
Duffman26
IDontWantGarbageIWantSprinkles
Jesus
invidium
That is some silent hill bullshit right there
slapzgiving
- __ -
corbynDallas
Can we stop doing this
suretoast
No
ThatQuietlySmirking
Jesus Christ.
LuffyFett
You posted or reposted the Elon Musk one from earlier too, right?
chucknasty
Yep
LuffyFett
You people. It's freaky, but funny.
Gunthex
gumikebbap
this technology is what we need
TheEightWonder
WTF
TheVapeCrusader
Beat me to it
iliketoanswerwithreactions
imakeredheads
That's unsettling.
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Deeply
YesImkazuma
What is how Alex Trebek's mom takes a penis?
YesImkazuma
But not so unsettling that you want to look away. Like a clowncar accident where the clowns keep flying out the windshield one by one.
SomeCrazyNerd
Speak for yourself I very much looked away the first tme.
leshawk
First of all, what the fuck are you making me imagine? Second of all, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING ME IMAGINE?
DahPrincess
What is this? I saw one of these on a pic of Elon Musk
chucknasty
It’s me
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Same. Ol' Musky, now this. Is this some new technology?
EIonMusk
Literally no one calls me that
ThatWhichRemains
I beg you pardon
THOTTrebuchet
Press X to doubt
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
ThirstyCalifornian
Maybe it’s those “deepfakes” I’ve been hearing about?
electronickss
No that puts someones face on someone else's in a video with surprising accuracy. Sound is a bit iffy though