cwblackandyellow
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First attempt, and neither of us is English
Dec 6, 2020 2:04 PM
cwblackandyellow
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First attempt, and neither of us is English
Raynor112
Buddy that's a solid attempt, I hate mushrooms but I would never complain about someone else getting them, I'm Scottish and I approve this.
NeutralNebula
Wife her harder
allthatjazzrighthere
I also choose this man's wife
SobchaksWorldOfPain
So, Breakfast, how was the meal? #dad_jokes
conklin5
I also choose this guy's wife.
tomobach
Good effort but it needs back bacon instead of streaky, and also sausages.
afx82
Marry her again
IJE72
Good effort there. I'm guessing you're not in the UK either as the beans and bacon in particular don't look right, but hey!
profiledit
spamjam
Well done!
KenKaniff357
I also choose this guy's wife
MarioBoon
Give your wife a blowjob
SkunkMom
I also choose this man's wife.
UonlyThinkyourDead
Not bad for first breakfast
DaveSamsonite
Wife that wife again immediately!
chaosundivided
I wish you both a long life and happiness together. that said if you ever do split up ask her to give me a call.
TeaMan101
itotallyagreewithwhatyousaid
So is she single?
cwblackandyellow
Fight me IRL
itotallyagreewithwhatyousaid
Lol wut bro?
itsallaboutthecones
Yes, this is wonderful and grand, but what about second breakfast?
FlyYouFLCL
Don't think they know about second breakfast, itsallaboutthecones. It's also all about the humble farmer, IMO.
cwblackandyellow
I call Ledgerman!!!
N0MamesGuey
So how was it?
cwblackandyellow
Proper brilliant, I think is the term!
Warmpeanutbutter
Lush
N0MamesGuey
So what will you make for dinner?
maxximusprimus
The dishes
N0MamesGuey
Pouch47
The correct term is 'the dog's bollocks'
peteiscool
The mutt's nuts
Randomice
It seems your wife wants you to die of a coronary. By any chance, did she take out a new life insurance policy on you recently?
BIRBREVOLUTION
Were here for a good time...
PickleMorty
Looks healthy enough. Better than cereal or a doughnut
RavenPunisher1391
This is called love. Simple. Through food. Simple simple love.
cwblackandyellow
None of which I am aware, but the house is in her name...
PlumbingPredator
Nice!!
Randomice
That's how it starts.
Itslukus
Unfortunately, also how it ends.
vahnn
Or they're English.
CamachMenagerie
But they said explicitly they weren't
vahnn
Or they're liars.
ThePickliestRick
Other than the sausage and bacon, everything there is pretty healthy. Nutrient dense tomatoes, high fibre beans, hdl cholesterol eggs
Copperbrat
I was thinking skip the bread and the sugar-saturated beans and you'd probably be better off than skipping just the meats.
ThePickliestRick
Mmm yea, the bean sauce is a good point. That could make a big difference.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I'd have to check, but I'm pretty sure their beans don't have nearly as much added sugar as US beans.
Copperbrat
Yep there are differences. Heinz has 7g added sugars, VanCamps: 6g, Bush's: 12g, and B&M: 11g. Per serving 1/2 cup serving. 2-3 sugar 1/
Copperbrat
cubes per serving, for those of you that don't speak metric. 2/2
CamachMenagerie
How do you know they're not us beans?
andwings2go
I thought you Brits ate a plate like that every morning
Tannoch
It literally says he's not English under the image and no we don't, we all eat our post-Brexit nutrient mush and we like it.
andwings2go
Holy shit I even read that line and immediately forgot
PhoManCho
Looks great, I love black pudding
whizzer
Me too but I struggle to see it here.
cwblackandyellow
I had never had it. Still haven’t, actually...
PhoManCho
I think that’s what is under the tomato.
VC999999
I think that is sausage patties. Black pudding is typically much darker. 2 types, round patties, or sausage shaped. Had both years ago.
freshbetty
I have no idea where we Americans would find black pudding
Dapuz
Your best bet is asking a butcher probably, they might be able to source it?
LurkerOfDarkness
You don't have it in any old supermarket?
freshbetty
It’s banned here :/
LurkerOfDarkness
Why?
cwblackandyellow
The FDA is a bunch of cowards
freshbetty
They contain blood products ?
TheDogEnd
No black pudding?
TheDogEnd
Haha, j/k, you *know* I'd tuck in!
unhelpfulrobot
This is correct. @op next time, see if you can get hold of brown sauce and black pudding. Everything else looks great!
freshbetty
It’s mostly banned in US
StewedTomaters
The only blood sausage I can get around here is from a German-heritage meat market, I've always wanted to try to make a full-English
Vergilincrocs
My GF lived in scotland for seven years and says, that the german Blutwurst we have here is alright. HP Brown Sauce is the essential part.
StewedTomaters
Interesting. I'm going to favorite this post so I can come back and post a pic of what I found to see what everyone thinks.
StewedTomaters
breakfast but I don't know if a German-American-style blood sausage would be close enough in style to an English one.
unhelpfulrobot
No idea. UK black pudding doesn't have any particular spices or other flavour so you'll probably be fine.
StewedTomaters
All the recipes I see have varying spices. I see a lot of mace/allspice/ginger, cooked/uncooked onions, barley/oats/neither, liver/no liver.
Scotia
No other flavours? You're kidding right? Do you think it's just blood? Try some good quality Stornoway or Lancashire, you'll be amazed.
unhelpfulrobot
Eaten plenty of black pudding. I just meant there isn't an overriding particular "flavour"
StewedTomaters
Is there a recipe that you could point me to so I can try and figure out what's in the "~German" stuff I can buy, and see if it's similar?