Smart sexy cephalopods

Sep 6, 2017 3:32 AM

Life finds a way

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how gullible are imgur users...

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https://imgur.com/6I11ETf smart sexy cephalopods

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Does he have 4 brains?

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Squid vs. Colorchecker

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Who's out there trying to "stump" squids? What wordcraft went into that grant proposal? What was their end game? Ashton Kutcher 1/2

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jumping out from behind his hiding spot and yelling something about how "tottaly punked" the squids were?

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Better than most tv programs on today, is watch it

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Squid it to the stick, man.

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Mansquid it to the stick

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U mad bro https://imgur.com/tzp3dFM

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I'd rather be v

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Yep yep yep!

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Just imagine if humans could do that. How fuckin crazy is that

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What new sub genre of porn would come from this?

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Have you ever been around two friends arguing? I think humans do this all the time

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That species of squid is always transparent. It did not turn itself transparent. Cool tho.

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If people could do that, @op would have never seen a woman in their life.

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Or a dude, since its well known @OP loves roosters

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FUCKING KEK

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Isnt transparency something humans have been try to do for years? Yet nature already beat us to the mark?

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This squid is just always transparent, and OP is lying for internet points

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So you're saying all I need to do is make a suit of of squids? Science, here I come!

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Wouldn't that mean that you would, you know be visible through the suit?, like just the "fabric" would be invisible...

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Next thing you are telling me the emperor was actually naked?!

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Are you trying to tell me I still have to wear underwear underneath? Dammit! Scrap the whole project!

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Yeee may want to swing that over to your R&D team again...

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They know my current policy on pants. I do try to remain professional, though, by wearing a sport coat that complements my junk.

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Actually, this squid is just always transparent. Still cool as heck.

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Which is why it can never hope to become a CEO one day.

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That means it blends into every environment automatically

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Yep, and still every time it's reposted at least 80% of the comments believe it.

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Yes, science confirms that this breed of squids provides open access to all financial records and transaction information

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Squid 2020

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r/shittyaskscience

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That really made me chuckle. Thanks dude.

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Welcome!

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Yeah, if you can be transparent, why not always be? It's way more efficient.

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maybe for human eyes but who knows for fish eyes

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Well for the squid I deal with (Atlantic) they turn opaque if they're pissed or want to fuck.

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Look at Mr Cellophane right here

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That shoulda been his name

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BECAUSE I WANT MY FAMILY TO BE ABLE TO SEE ME

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Well then you should of hired a better lawyer

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a lot of folks on imgur wouldn't think of that. i know it shocked me to consider it.

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Crysis told us Cephalopods would take over the planet.

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Amen!

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As an amphibious human, I say fuck cephalopods. Them cellophane footed freaks ain't taking over my planet.

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Arrival told us that Cephalopods would master the language of time itself

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Aren't they heptapods though?

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And Splatoon too

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IM A SQUID NOW

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And Splatoon 2 Too!

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WOOMY!

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What

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In splatoon, humanity has died out and the two dominant species are descended from squids and octopuses

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Hmm... from the stuff I've seen, humanity gets freaky with the squid people

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Ok

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Crytek also pretended they made a game and not an elaborate trial by fire for pc graphic cards

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My PS3 could run Crysis 3 but it sounded like it was about to take off into space pretty much the entire time

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You're not wrong.

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10 years later and I *STILL* can't get 60fps

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You must have played a different Crysis than I did, because that's not possible.

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Psh. That's nothing compared to the "see how many Calculators you can have open at once" benchmark.

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Or my mom's personal favorite, the "open every web link in a new tab and never close any tabs, and do the same thing on all three browsers."

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I think its more like this "lets just see how far we can push shit" and them not caring about "yes but WHAT can run crysis"

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That was a fun joke "accomplishment gamer score" thing on the 360. "It can run CRYSIS"

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ZOMFG HYPE

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which IMO more devs should do

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Yeah, let's all make games to be the hardest they can on systems and not care at all if anyone has a computer that could actually run it.

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i never said ALL, but thanks for the reductio ad absurdum, what i said is that i would not be opposed to 1 or 2 games a year for which

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