Sep 6, 2017 3:32 AM
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
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TheD4rkness
https://youtu.be/odSUinbD2Dw
Spaceorbisgaming
Life finds a way
THEDICKMAKESITCUTER
how gullible are imgur users...
3blindmicestolemycar
5ENDKNEWD5
AtsaMattaForYou
https://imgur.com/6I11ETf smart sexy cephalopods
BobarinoTheBobcat
Does he have 4 brains?
Tassyr
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cuttlefish.png
Wellfuckthis
Squid vs. Colorchecker
wanjo
Who's out there trying to "stump" squids? What wordcraft went into that grant proposal? What was their end game? Ashton Kutcher 1/2
jumping out from behind his hiding spot and yelling something about how "tottaly punked" the squids were?
Better than most tv programs on today, is watch it
oblivire
Squid it to the stick, man.
HomebrewRecipesMyWayPLZ
Mansquid it to the stick
TimLippe
U mad bro https://imgur.com/tzp3dFM
AlexisWalker
I'd rather be v
Stormik
Yep yep yep!
AustinSevenfold
Just imagine if humans could do that. How fuckin crazy is that
RuneScarredDeamon
What new sub genre of porn would come from this?
freddeStar
Have you ever been around two friends arguing? I think humans do this all the time
LoveTheShiningWire
That species of squid is always transparent. It did not turn itself transparent. Cool tho.
Dsharppe
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
If people could do that, @op would have never seen a woman in their life.
Uhhh
TheRealFireFrenzy
Or a dude, since its well known @OP loves roosters
Woonski
FUCKING KEK
MaCro1
Isnt transparency something humans have been try to do for years? Yet nature already beat us to the mark?
Bibulus
This squid is just always transparent, and OP is lying for internet points
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
So you're saying all I need to do is make a suit of of squids? Science, here I come!
GrissVioleGrace
Wouldn't that mean that you would, you know be visible through the suit?, like just the "fabric" would be invisible...
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Next thing you are telling me the emperor was actually naked?!
Are you trying to tell me I still have to wear underwear underneath? Dammit! Scrap the whole project!
Yeee may want to swing that over to your R&D team again...
They know my current policy on pants. I do try to remain professional, though, by wearing a sport coat that complements my junk.
moricai
Actually, this squid is just always transparent. Still cool as heck.
PoeKneeTa
Which is why it can never hope to become a CEO one day.
ENCHANTMEN
That means it blends into every environment automatically
Pootisborn
Yep, and still every time it's reposted at least 80% of the comments believe it.
TheRicM
Yes, science confirms that this breed of squids provides open access to all financial records and transaction information
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Squid 2020
LordMoo
r/shittyaskscience
dimethyltrip
That really made me chuckle. Thanks dude.
Welcome!
terithian
Yeah, if you can be transparent, why not always be? It's way more efficient.
Memes4Cheap
maybe for human eyes but who knows for fish eyes
Cruxador
Well for the squid I deal with (Atlantic) they turn opaque if they're pissed or want to fuck.
TinyLiehon
Look at Mr Cellophane right here
FruitsmakemeToots
That shoulda been his name
Hypen
BECAUSE I WANT MY FAMILY TO BE ABLE TO SEE ME
Staggard
Well then you should of hired a better lawyer
psychologicaltrap
a lot of folks on imgur wouldn't think of that. i know it shocked me to consider it.
SometimesAUserNameIsRelevantButInThisCaseItIsNot
Crysis told us Cephalopods would take over the planet.
Executor32
Amen!
ItchyItchyshake
As an amphibious human, I say fuck cephalopods. Them cellophane footed freaks ain't taking over my planet.
flatbanana
Arrival told us that Cephalopods would master the language of time itself
RelykTerrah
Aren't they heptapods though?
KakunaMatata
And Splatoon too
PharisaicalJesus
IM A SQUID NOW
LunarApocalypse
And Splatoon 2 Too!
Burfdl
WOOMY!
DresdenPedalTimpani
What
DeadlyFood
In splatoon, humanity has died out and the two dominant species are descended from squids and octopuses
NATA5
Hmm... from the stuff I've seen, humanity gets freaky with the squid people
Ok
Pattosaurus20xx
Crytek also pretended they made a game and not an elaborate trial by fire for pc graphic cards
HighlyCreativeandGenericUsername
My PS3 could run Crysis 3 but it sounded like it was about to take off into space pretty much the entire time
You're not wrong.
mijk
10 years later and I *STILL* can't get 60fps
[deleted]
rezpawner
You must have played a different Crysis than I did, because that's not possible.
Polaristars
Psh. That's nothing compared to the "see how many Calculators you can have open at once" benchmark.
Or my mom's personal favorite, the "open every web link in a new tab and never close any tabs, and do the same thing on all three browsers."
I think its more like this "lets just see how far we can push shit" and them not caring about "yes but WHAT can run crysis"
That was a fun joke "accomplishment gamer score" thing on the 360. "It can run CRYSIS"
ZOMFG HYPE
which IMO more devs should do
RutilusMonachus
Yeah, let's all make games to be the hardest they can on systems and not care at all if anyone has a computer that could actually run it.
i never said ALL, but thanks for the reductio ad absurdum, what i said is that i would not be opposed to 1 or 2 games a year for which
TheD4rkness
https://youtu.be/odSUinbD2Dw
Spaceorbisgaming
Life finds a way
THEDICKMAKESITCUTER
how gullible are imgur users...
3blindmicestolemycar
5ENDKNEWD5
AtsaMattaForYou
https://imgur.com/6I11ETf smart sexy cephalopods
BobarinoTheBobcat
Does he have 4 brains?
Tassyr
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cuttlefish.png
Wellfuckthis
Squid vs. Colorchecker
wanjo
Who's out there trying to "stump" squids? What wordcraft went into that grant proposal? What was their end game? Ashton Kutcher 1/2
wanjo
jumping out from behind his hiding spot and yelling something about how "tottaly punked" the squids were?
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Better than most tv programs on today, is watch it
oblivire
Squid it to the stick, man.
HomebrewRecipesMyWayPLZ
Mansquid it to the stick
TimLippe
U mad bro https://imgur.com/tzp3dFM
AlexisWalker
I'd rather be
v
Stormik
Yep yep yep!
AustinSevenfold
Just imagine if humans could do that. How fuckin crazy is that
RuneScarredDeamon
What new sub genre of porn would come from this?
freddeStar
Have you ever been around two friends arguing? I think humans do this all the time
LoveTheShiningWire
That species of squid is always transparent. It did not turn itself transparent. Cool tho.
Dsharppe
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
If people could do that, @op would have never seen a woman in their life.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Uhhh
TheRealFireFrenzy
Or a dude, since its well known @OP loves roosters
Woonski
FUCKING KEK
MaCro1
Isnt transparency something humans have been try to do for years? Yet nature already beat us to the mark?
Bibulus
This squid is just always transparent, and OP is lying for internet points
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
So you're saying all I need to do is make a suit of of squids? Science, here I come!
GrissVioleGrace
Wouldn't that mean that you would, you know be visible through the suit?, like just the "fabric" would be invisible...
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Next thing you are telling me the emperor was actually naked?!
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Are you trying to tell me I still have to wear underwear underneath? Dammit! Scrap the whole project!
GrissVioleGrace
Yeee may want to swing that over to your R&D team again...
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
They know my current policy on pants. I do try to remain professional, though, by wearing a sport coat that complements my junk.
moricai
Actually, this squid is just always transparent. Still cool as heck.
PoeKneeTa
Which is why it can never hope to become a CEO one day.
ENCHANTMEN
That means it blends into every environment automatically
Pootisborn
Yep, and still every time it's reposted at least 80% of the comments believe it.
TheRicM
Yes, science confirms that this breed of squids provides open access to all financial records and transaction information
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Squid 2020
LordMoo
r/shittyaskscience
dimethyltrip
That really made me chuckle. Thanks dude.
TheRicM
Welcome!
terithian
Yeah, if you can be transparent, why not always be? It's way more efficient.
Memes4Cheap
maybe for human eyes but who knows for fish eyes
Cruxador
Well for the squid I deal with (Atlantic) they turn opaque if they're pissed or want to fuck.
TinyLiehon
Look at Mr Cellophane right here
FruitsmakemeToots
That shoulda been his name
Hypen
BECAUSE I WANT MY FAMILY TO BE ABLE TO SEE ME
Staggard
Well then you should of hired a better lawyer
psychologicaltrap
a lot of folks on imgur wouldn't think of that. i know it shocked me to consider it.
SometimesAUserNameIsRelevantButInThisCaseItIsNot
Crysis told us Cephalopods would take over the planet.
Executor32
ItchyItchyshake
As an amphibious human, I say fuck cephalopods. Them cellophane footed freaks ain't taking over my planet.
flatbanana
Arrival told us that Cephalopods would master the language of time itself
RelykTerrah
Aren't they heptapods though?
KakunaMatata
And Splatoon too
PharisaicalJesus
IM A SQUID NOW
LunarApocalypse
And Splatoon 2 Too!
Burfdl
WOOMY!
DresdenPedalTimpani
What
DeadlyFood
In splatoon, humanity has died out and the two dominant species are descended from squids and octopuses
NATA5
Hmm... from the stuff I've seen, humanity gets freaky with the squid people
DresdenPedalTimpani
Ok
Pattosaurus20xx
Crytek also pretended they made a game and not an elaborate trial by fire for pc graphic cards
HighlyCreativeandGenericUsername
My PS3 could run Crysis 3 but it sounded like it was about to take off into space pretty much the entire time
SometimesAUserNameIsRelevantButInThisCaseItIsNot
You're not wrong.
mijk
10 years later and I *STILL* can't get 60fps
[deleted]
[deleted]
rezpawner
You must have played a different Crysis than I did, because that's not possible.
Polaristars
Psh. That's nothing compared to the "see how many Calculators you can have open at once" benchmark.
AlexisWalker
Or my mom's personal favorite, the "open every web link in a new tab and never close any tabs, and do the same thing on all three browsers."
TheRealFireFrenzy
I think its more like this "lets just see how far we can push shit" and them not caring about "yes but WHAT can run crysis"
SometimesAUserNameIsRelevantButInThisCaseItIsNot
That was a fun joke "accomplishment gamer score" thing on the 360. "It can run CRYSIS"
TheRealFireFrenzy
ZOMFG HYPE
TheRealFireFrenzy
which IMO more devs should do
RutilusMonachus
Yeah, let's all make games to be the hardest they can on systems and not care at all if anyone has a computer that could actually run it.
TheRealFireFrenzy
i never said ALL, but thanks for the reductio ad absurdum, what i said is that i would not be opposed to 1 or 2 games a year for which