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Hey all. It's another dump, from someone down in the dumps.
Remember, activated charcoal can flush medications out of your system.
Enjoy these things more talented people than me have made.
Primary1
A lot of these were pretty fucked ngl
Smidge204
gregthewalrus
IdiotSavantTinker
#37 I should put something like this on the tailgate of my big stupid truck.
elten
#38
theimgurappsucksballs
My farts also make the room smell lovely
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
#10 That is not how you load a revolver. You have to do the cool wrist flick after you disengage the latch.
GanondorfLink
#2 Shame on him, he already has a boyfriend.
lordhintinarcadian365
#16 how far have we strayed from god?..
MikuJess
not far enough, bend over
SmokyDoggg
#1 It’s like pottery, it rhymes
ArchMagos
#22
ruint
#1 Easy in, easy out.
ward5x5
#13 This reminds me of M5 by Sports Team
UserNameCorrupted
#10 How many rounds fit in that thing?
ArchMagos
#38 not always true, my wife had an objectively shitty childhood and mine was above average, probably well above if I'm being honest, and we go together wonderfully.
ColmCorbec
#31 "Early in the morning, risin' to the street..."
Mxlespxles
"Light your ass up with a whip, and then make you lick my feet"
unimaginativeperson
MRFFFERFEERREEEEEFEEE
positiveleroy
#11 #12
gregthewalrus
positiveleroy
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Where do I sign up for this "getting the broken childhood fucked out of us" that's allegedly happening? I mean, my friend. Where does my friend sign up... yeah.
SmokyDoggg
#33
Sheldonian
Yeah this one was the most disturbing one
oloolooloolooloolo
The last one.....its more real and common which scared me the most.
AndrewCase
Have your upvote for Leroy Jenkins Nike
GamerDad82
#40 yeah this one’s accurate.
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
#33 you really can't post that shit and put stuff after it.
TheePerfectComment
#4
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JMassHysteria
Their bit about Kingdom Hearts is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
enkrypt3d
#32 sauce!?!
unimaginativeperson
Honey mustard please, thanks for asking
RigoryMorty
SailorLinzor on Twitter.
enkrypt3d
does she?
RigoryMorty
She does.
enkrypt3d
link
superpaul79
#21 what am I missing?
glitchead
The sign in the back. Animal kingdom. She stands perfectly to where it says Anal Kingdom
superpaul79
Thanks!
interesseret
#1 yep. Lying on your back is to give horny old men a better show while you are giving birth. No, I'm not kidding. Look it up.
majorminers
professionallazyperson
“Look it up” is my favorite thing to say after telling people some outrageous shit.
EggFooYung
Yeah, no. I'm not gonna search that. Nope.
Sheldonian
I... I... I don't want to look it up
TheBretters
Jesus fucking Christ
AgainstMethod
I don't believe you and I'm not at all sure what you're suggesting I type into Google.
siccoyote
I looked it it, sounds more like it's so he people assisting the birth can see what's going on in case there are problems. But it is not the best way.
nicodepies
This is the truth. The trend of people sharing this is modern misinformation on the line of antivaxxers. Designed to reduce trust in doctors.
Sheldonian
#35 in any case, that was impressive deserves a pat on the head
FallingStar7669
The fact that they could have done it with any vegetable but specifically did it with not just an eggplant but an eggplant emoji...
aslum
Doesn't the bit continue w/ mention of pineapple?
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Yep. One of them asks about a pineapple and he responds with a very emphatic "NO!" Just to make sure the adults in the room got the joke.
notinitforthepoints
#1 easy access in. Easy access out
Larktonguesinadicecup
Yeah. Like "wow, the positions that allow easy access to the area are the same even if different things happen to the area". Wiiild. I get out of my car door and use the same door to get in, isn't that a fun coincidence?"
fake40nedeso
DocBeeblebrox
#22 hey quick question- what the fuck
positiveleroy
HorseonaBike
MrFancyPanzer
positiveleroy
MrRandom314159
VanillaJester
Great question! Next question?
DocBeeblebrox
How much do I need to pay to un-see it?
tg2222222
At least 12
DocBeeblebrox
But I only got tree fiddy and it's promised to someone else :(