CwispyNoodles
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Oct 31, 2015 4:04 PM
CwispyNoodles
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ThatSanzzle
And the planets have moustaches, because of course they do.
srsgiraffe
"Deeeeck!"
stylinchilibeans
I joke with waitresses, yet have no children... That I know of...
whyismyschoolfilledwithhoes
The reign of terror begins *dad jokes
VSERNAME123
I never heard a dad joke outside of Imgur/Reddit and a very small number of smartass wankers. Eg my fourth grade teacher
smeefy
i thought "build a deck" was his yu-gi-oh dreams flying into space
NubScrub1
For a second, i don't know why, but I thought he was going to punch her in the belly to effectively de-baby her
Snackimal
Can someone explain this?
Senguie
That moon has a dad stache
cazador492
I'm using this when the time comes
BeardyMcFace
No lie, have been a dad for 13 years now but always lived in an apartment. My mom bought a new house and as soon as I went out back... (1/2)
BeardyMcFace
I looked at her yard and went "I could build a deck out here." (2/2)
Kukiniloa
LIfe in America. What a country.
Deepako
I'm just now realizing how true the "joke with waitress" part is...
SillyZombie
dont understand the deck
houseonahuuurl
Gosh, I must have illegitimate children, because I already make dad jokes.
DeweyFinn
I have honestly never met a Dad like they are portrayed in comics on Imgur.
HotSauceEnema
Mine just drank
idiotcube
My dad was doing dad jokes before they were called dad jokes!
CripPick
plot twist hes not dad!
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
Ah... the Dad OS update downloaded correctly, and in record time too.
mudkipfucker2
is it the law every comic maker has to make a comic with this punchline
CuriosGazer
The epidemy of comedy
CanadianMooseRider
Well i guess i know what to say when told this
fayt7
So this isn't about picking between pregger gf and CCGs? I mean i guess I'll miss her...
PinnappleTang
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
Silentlocke
The awakening of a dad. First comes the whispering planets then comes the mustache.
yesiamserious
I dont think i would recognise my dad without his mustache. I see pictures of him in his teens w/o his mustache and im like 'who are you'
JiggyS4w
Tried mustache once, ended up looking like an 80s porn star, shaved it immediately.
AstartesLibrarius
But the 80s Porn 'Stache is a classic!
BeardyMcFace
But you tried it. All the Universe can ask of you, Dad.
fofalooza
You quit too soon. With a little more time and care, you could have Selleckian levels of mustachedom.
Peppersworth
I am the second child of my family and apparently my dad didn't want anything to do with me for a few weeks after I was born.
JessieJanson
Do you look like the mailman?
Peppersworth
No, but apparently when mom told him she was pregnant for the third time he said it wasn't his
barrocoyote
This whole "dad" joke thing is getting out of hand.
Sasarious
I don't get since I don't think I ever heard a dad actually say anything close to this.
ImAnFBIAgentBooBoop
It's getting tiring is what it is
Huldra
I agree
TheNextGuy
The disgust in her eyes at the end
dxblacker
"Y u do dis..."
Fulminology
Not disgust, but fear.
Jello3
And the determination in his.
Beepity
"What have I done....Who have I done."
TheNextGuy
A dad that's who she did
ZOMGNO
Less disgust and more resignation. "Oh God, he didn't. I guess this is my life now".
TheNextGuy
Hehe "I'm already knocked up no turning back now"
TheNextGuy
Hehe "I'm already knocked up no turning back now"
TerminalHerpes
Bill is such a dad name, this is his ultimate calling in life
LateNightBunnyParty
My husband's name is Billy and we have two kids. *^▁^*
iwannatacoyourclothesoff
my name is bill! However i do not have any kids
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TerminalHerpes
you know what you must do now
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choloeseguay
Damn, dump him already why don't you?
TheNextGuy
Get terminal herpes?
theblackcanaryyy
If I never see this "hi ____ I'm dad" joke again it will still be too soon
TGWeaver
You're not wrong, but you're gonna get downvoted because Imgur loves running shit into the ground.
MrHealey
You are right. (Hi right, I'm Dad)
theblackcanaryyy
*braces for impact
MrHealey
Braces for teeth