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the name is not all Brady and Tom Brady have in common...
Next level teachering
Zuck has an enjoyable 42 minutes.
Joker244
Where does alladin get all his clothes? #31
GabZonY
... why is the "mean" Photoshopped in on the last image?
Killertortilla
#3 Oh hey I live there
TangJTL
I don't think #8 knows October comes before November.
wantednokes
#1 No, sounds like she was playing Seaman
WriterofPurple
#31 That's a Sikh sense of humor
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stilltryingtofocus
And white. And a cat. Race has nothing to do with this.
boxboxcat
so whats up with the fe heroes pic
CurstNecromancer
#5 How dare you enlighten me like that.
ActuallyAPirate
#13 "I want to go on that ride daddy!
FluorideUraniumCarbonPotassium
#8 Sept. 30 11:59 PM vs. Oct. 1 12:00 AM
MoistCrumbs
#6 Keys can dance if she wants to
SauronsLeftNut
cause if they dont dance they are not friends of keys
somerandombunny
She can leave her friends behind
bigmonkeyhit
Spies
TigerPiyavik
#6 Spirit Bomb
24Volts
#1 messed with me. The worst nightmare I've ever had was like this. A dark office only lit by a fish tank, enormous evil in the air.
stilltryingtofocus
You guys need to go watch The Salmon Dance by Chemical Brothers on YouTube.
0Solis
Hell confirmed.
Tuvano
I had two of those 'grey' aliens looking down at me. Said "we're watching you" and I woke up creeped out for a while.
HorsefaceBeeguy
Mark "cuck" zuckerberg
IAmManMan
#8 Teenagers From Outer Space. Great movie
garguybbj
#9 so that's why they say water has a high surface tension
OrbitalTeapot
#18 but if she put it in her signature like intended, it still would've been sent???
Barbrossa
What’s with Zephial and the Black Knight?
PantsuOnHeadRetarded
I think its supposed to be zephial being surprised by blk being better than him
boxboxcat
thats what im sayin
GeeEm
I will replace you
sometimesigetalittlestabby
#6 because Keys just don't care.
TheShittierBeatles
Well its the M - I crooked letter, ain't no one better, and when I'm on the microphone you best to wear your sweater.
Weibull
She’s a true playa
stilltryingtofocus
Dogs and cats have been shown to be able to replicate some human behavior. I bet Keys learned it from a past home with kids saying "up."
Blackrain39
#8 That is not how dates work?
BoodleBoy
It took me way too long to realize what you meant
BruceBannersButtplug
Those 2 images are just 305 days and 1 minute apart. Completely eroding all the flesh off a human being takes time people.
ImOldGregIveGotAMangina
thatcrowyouknow
Thank God I thought I was the only one who noticed
sebvit
Yeah I was like "what kind of calendar are you using, mate?"
NotMyUsualOnlineName
One where October never ends.
ashmenon
No it's right because the images are flipped.
ashmenon
Guys, I was joking.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
That's two months apart bruh.
ashmenon
I know. It was a joke.
Damianelplatano
I lost my shit at the zuckerberg post ????
kanashimi444
OMG your like totally asking a question like whatever ???
letmenumberthatforyou
#22
llarkspurrs
Is that real tho?
Blrp0
I'd respect him more if it was.
somenerandom
Nope. His real post was something more positive praising journalism and such, and some guy on Twitter edited it.
DickDastardly404
Bruh.
imguraptor64
Christ this is why we can't have nice things
Insomnia297
The only way I knew it wasn't true was that the old man would eagerly sell his business. That's where all the money is.
HoneNathan
It wasnt his business.
Insomnia297
Ah, in that case I'm not convinced it isn't true.
somenerandom
http://cheezburger.com/1597701/fail-list-people-thing-mark-zuckerberg-parody-is-real source on that for anyone wondering
GreenMed
Man I would do it for 10k right now, that's a good down payment on a house.
Stollig
My sides
Blrp0
I don't know, did you ????
2lppl2
Pretty sure those weren't meant to be question marks, it's just the side effect of Imgur's anti-emoji firewall (god bless)
CobaltQuasar
This site is wonderful
dipderp
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Nandabun
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shhep
#7 just start jerking it. What she gonna do? Say "I saw your child onanizing from that hole in a ceiling I use to peek on kids" to parents?
Tookey
Its probably what shes looking for
notsocks
Yea like.... what the hell is she even doing
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Social experiment, how long does it take for things to escalate? idk, I'm just guessing.
Model506
"Onanizing" fuggin weeb.
BoodleBoy
That's... That's not what that is
SirDistic
onanizing? what the fuck?
KingOfTheAnarchists
'Ats some biblical shite.
JonathanHoag
Onan's brother died, and God told Onana to procreate with the widow. Onan didn't want a kid, but he did want a lay, so he fucked the 1/?
JonathanHoag
widow, and did the pull-out method, nutted on the ground. God was mad that Onan disobeyed, and killed him. Catholicism uses this story 2/?
JonathanHoag
as part of the reasoning for telling people they shouldn't sex unless it's for the purpose of children. Also onanism means sex without 3/4
JonathanHoag
intent to reproduce, which includes masturbation, which is sex with one's self (at least according to them).