Imgur needs more Father Guido Sarducci

Sep 1, 2017 12:11 PM

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I can't wait for the next Pope in a Pizza contest. You find the Pope's face in your Pizza, your next one is free.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Because man made god in his image

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm just now aware that this character existed outside the movie "Casper"

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was this guy in Casper? Or a nod to him?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was at the Jon Stewart rally - he got booed a lot :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Economics ? Supply and demand . . .

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If man is made in God's image, we probably should all work on helping God lose that pot belly.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if he isn't invisible, but just really good at hiding? Even if you caught a glimpse, you'd just see some dude hiding in the bushes.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why are there so many commas? I don't remember that character taking so many pauses.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Find the the pope in the pizza!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did they have this guy play this bit in Casper with Christina Richie

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Father Guido Sarducci = Vinny. https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVemPEO_460sv.mp4

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bro, we are invisible to god.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite line was instead of "Jewing" someone down he'd say he "Presbyterianed" them down.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it was a symbolical way of describing having free will and feelings? Jesus read a book you ignorant

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a joke. Also, your interpretation is speculation. "Reading a book" won't cause a definitive meaning to materialize.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

35, 35, 35, 35...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that character in Casper the friendly ghost too? He tried to do and exorcism, but when he came out his head was backwards.

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

He also voice basically the same character in Atlantis!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's where I've seen him before! :O

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A piece of cake. A piece of crumb cake.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I quote this all.the.time. and no one ever gets the reference. Thank you...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I loved his book The Lazlo Letters and i read them in this voice LOL

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Find-a da Pope ina da pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hilarious sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ykYHwG5i4

8 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, that front row Matrix glitch at 4:25.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So I could masturbate 41 times a day and be ok

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With inflation, you're basically going to have to deal with about 1/3 that much, though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wow that was amazing and I'd never heard of him, my life was clearly less great until now

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Father Guido Sarducci is a great guy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

THAT'S who that fucker reminded me of. I'd forgotten the good padre, and this dude looked so familiar!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got it right here. The bill from the last supper...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow that's a lot of commas

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In fact, most nuns are a former mafioso. Lotsa people don't know that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some Italian saints have 30, 40, 50 miracles. She only had 3 lousy miracles. I understand 2 of them was card tricks.

8 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 2

*were

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is "she"? God?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Is that a Rambo III quote? https://youtu.be/S1zlS6igg_I?t=1m29s 1:29

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Is THIS your credit card number?"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I miss classic SNL. The glory days. "Candygram..."

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You're that shark!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, ma'am. I'm a dolphin.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Imagine what SNL is gonna do to Osteen.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 6

The best parody of Osteen would be someone who doesn't look anything like him, but by only showing the bad... you know who the parody is of.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's not like Osteen and his greed are anything new, why would they start doing stuff to him now?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Because he's really really in the news now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always interpreted "god's image" to not be litteral. What does God do? He makes many things and destroys many things. What do we do?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

The same, but it takes more work

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So, like, beavers are also made in God's image? And robots?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

praise him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't consider much of the Bible to be (or believe much if it was intended to be considered as) literal. OT especially.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It's obviously not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any makers of dairy products.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2