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Sep 29, 2022 7:12 PM
PiercedViking
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RideTheStimutacs
He'd spin it into saying the evidence is invalid because you can no longer prove he ever had a house. "What's a Marlago? Wasn't that my ex?"
RetiredCM
I was hoping that place would be scattered all over south Florida.
demonic
Another message from the loving left, really ya'll should be ashamed of yourself regardless of party affiliations
Idrinkforevil
Im actually glad it didnt hit trumpy now he cant beg for money to fix his house. In other words he cant ask for a hand out
badatediting
Probably because he draw a sharpie over a map, making it miss his house
Bunhyung
Let's be optimistic, Hurricane season isn't over just yet.
iananimated
I'm sorry! I don't like to get shit and ketchup all over me OK?
Undrave
Just like COVID really dropped the ball. Plague my ass.
Illithidbane
We could even have pitched it as "God was upset with Donald and withdrew his blessing" and maybe turned a few Red Hats away from that cancer
emenelopee
Still gonna claim the insurance money though.
sethb1978
Ian must be one of the Deplorables
smutfiend
MonsoonGibby
Proof that hurricanes don't happen because God is punishing anyone.
ButtTrumpett
If Ian happened two months ago he would’ve said the documents blew in Mar a Lago from Hillary’s email server.
Cat3508
What a tasteless, monstrosity this heap looks like. The owner obviously has no class, or sense of style
BTanner13000
I've been there, it's built like a fortress, one hurricane wouldn't hurt it. Been standing since the 1929s in all its ugliness.
hetherweaversmagic
It’s gotta be a little fucked up, right?
nimdae
Ian knew there’s more evidence to uncover there.
cravingmeatpies
Who’s Ian? What’d I miss?
Greyp
Hurricane.
apoliticalpanda
Hurricane Ian in Florida and that's trumps Mar a lago mansion
cravingmeatpies
Ohhhhhhhhhhh ok thanks
Tomigami
It wouldn't surprise me if he had the place dozed this week then tried to claim it under disaster relief
MsSaraTonin
YESSSS! Was waiting for this!!!!!
dreadfroggy
You Trump would claim $2.5 billion in insurance damage.
joeyecho101
ROBOTvsMAN
The8obman
Trump is out golfing but doing poorly. He takes a shot, "DAMN! MISSED" he yells. He takes another shot, "DAMN! MISSED!" he yells 1/?
SPMelly
?
ROBOTvsMAN
2/2 then he wakes up in prison.
The8obman
Suddenly the sky darkens and a bolt of lightning flashes down and obliterates a tree close to Trump. Booming voice above: "DAMN! MISSED!"
ROBOTvsMAN
Always swing a 2 iron in a storm.... Not even god can hit a 2 iron.
seriously9
I thought that was a one iron, also who said that I been trying to think of who said it but having an old timey moment
ROBOTvsMAN
It's possible the joke changed before I heard it. Maybe the number 1 was too singular, where "2" shows there are a multitude of golf clubs.
seriously9
Lee Travino, god I’m old
Klaustrophile
DVSBSTrD
No, he didn't. That's the problem.
PinkEater
*didn't blow it.
PoliticalWanderer
On the contrary, Ian did plenty of blowing. Just not in the right place, apparently.
Filanwizard
Even Ian won’t blow Trump and hurricanes blow anywhere
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Just shows that a hurricane has higher standards than MAGAtwats.
RummageSaleBubbler
For the dreamers out there... @BotDrawA Mar-A-Lago flooded
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Mar-A-Lago flooded"
RummageSaleBubbler
@BotDrawA Mar-A-Lago flooded with a water skier going by
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Afrofuturism Mar-A-Lago flooded with a
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Mar-A-Lago flooded"
RummageSaleBubbler
Another round... @BotDrawA Mar-A-Lago flooded, close-up
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Mar-A-Lago flooded, close-up"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Medical anatomical model of a Mar-A-La
RummageSaleBubbler
bot decided it should also be on fire...
skaroreg
No he did it right. Now trump doesn’t get insurance money
JustAnotherCynicToo
I bet a dollar he still applies for something.
TeamToasterNeverForget
Huh? WWhat is this about?
BigVag
Then we could see what the property is really worth
WhyWeDoThis
He would have over values it 100 folds and cried that he got less mone while explaining maggots that socialism is bad!
wadatahmydamie
Unfortunately, he survived
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putcleverusernamehere
Insurance companies could care less what you value your property at
apoliticalpanda
That's true. I valued my car at a $80k but when it got stolen they said its value was $13k
PutItInNeutral
Fuck insurance. I want him to drown. Preferably while crying.
mouseasw
Plus any remaining evidence hasn't been washed away
TheWombatStrikesAgain
The insurance papers probably say it's made of pure gold and hosts every piece of art that's normally found in the Louvre.
itsallaboutthecones
You are 100% correct. He would LOOOOVE for it to blow away or burn down.
dogbiskit
And wipe out all that evidence? Nope.
nasukkin
He has the best evidence. The most evidence. The most evidentiary evidence to ever be evident.
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
And collect that $750,000,000 insurance check.
BennyGaga
On a 16 mil property.
Demagur
With a conspicuous hole where Ivanka's coffin was.
shopinchickcas
Ivanka is at his golf course in Bedminster, NJ
IDontGiveASchmeckle
That would make it even more suspicious
thereitis101
Like that will stop him from submitting a claim
schlockchurch
"It blew over some umbrellas and broke a window ... seeking $48.9 million in insurance claims."
ThankYouForYourTime
What’s the penalty for insurance fraud?
imperfectseven
For you or him?
MarcoPoloOnPollo
Hahaha like he would face penalties. Must be nice to maintain even a little optimism after all this time.
ThankYouForYourTime
I think he will.