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Sep 12, 2017 11:35 AM
Bongotheboing
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FullyFunctioningSociopath
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/its-not-like-i-like-you-or-anything
Andthatsthewaaaaayythenewsgoes
I met his brother the mountain yesterday. Nice guy, likes vodka
NeuerStandard
inside every cynic sits a disappointed idealist
szepasszony
Saying the 'world is awful' isn't an excuse or justification to act like an awful person.
Blackbird2Raven
I love the Hound. And he is destined to die sacrificially for Arya. :( After defeating his brother with fire.
Logan9Fingers
GiraffePimp
"You're a talker"
TielKiri
What, exactly, is preventing anyone from helping someone else?
MistyDawne
If you can't protect yourself, die and get out of the way of those who can!
DLTBGYDCU
The world understands and responds to power and the force to use it. Words and feelings don't mean a damn thing.
AdmiralAssFace
Cunt
greyspears
Lord of the rings.
TonyStarch
Superchief86
Man, this is just a Hound kind of night! I just bought a Hound figurine, watched some clips of him, read about Rory McCann, and now this!
BenjaminPannell
The rallying cry of everyone who has ever given up.
Cortezdelanoche
Clegane explains it all.
CatLestat13
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maggooo
#teamhound
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodMoralNihilist
Sandor was always my second favorite character right behind Oberyn. I'm debating on whether I want him to survive or die killing his brother
dasklaus
In one interview George R.R. Martin expressed surprise Oberyn was such a popular character. What did he expect, I wonder?
fairybug
Latino-like revenge-motivated character who employs light weapons and mobility-based tactics? http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hello-1.gif
Superchief86
I think Pedro Pascal had a lot to do with it. He was just such a cool guy. That accent was charming as hell!
GiraffePimp
I'm looking forward to seeing him in Kingsman 2
Grubenwolf
My theory is that they both die fighting each other. Gregor will beat Sandor but with the last of his strength Sandor stabs Gregor. OR...
Grubenwolf
Sandor barely wins by killing Gregor with fire getting revenge for what Gregor did to him as kids and maybe even overcoming his fear of fire
RabbiKirschbaum
He's going to eat every fuckin' chicken in the room.
eagle193
You got coin to pay for it?
Inthewayandout
One of our little birds for a go at yours
SometimesISayDumbShit
perhaps the greatest scene on GoT. which is saying a lot
bringbakfirefly
ChainmailleAddict
In this scene he rode through a path with lots of fire because the alternative was letting Arya see her brother headless. That takes heart.
CinnabonFury
I thought arya did see her brother headless with the wolfs head attached to his body
Hoaxme70
something he is terrified of
fairybug
Shit, I didn't even think of it that way. Riding through fire would scare anyone, but his personal history makes it worse.
ThePotatoBandit
And yet he's been a part of 2 different religious communities.
aPokal
Just cause there follow, doesn't mean there is something. Or at least that it's what they think it is.
Nthetwit
I'll admit that the series is long so maybe I forgot, but what was the second? Faith of the 7 and? Not the Lord of light or many faced God.
ThePotatoBandit
I consider the brotherhood without banners to be a religious group. Their lives are centered around their faith.
Nthetwit
I could see that. But I thought they followed the Lord of light. Thoros certainly does.
ThePotatoBandit
I assume so. so Faith of the seven and The Lord of Light. 2 different religious communities the Hound was/is a part of.
Nthetwit
Wasn't Sandor more of a prisoner than a follower though? He didn't seem stoked to hang with the brotherhood that much.
Blanks56
Even though he's had a life time of trauma, deep down Sandor still has a cunt of gold.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
But there is a Lord of Light and God of Death. So there's at least two real knights with that quote.
Akhormenet
Also everyone knows Brienne is basically the trues knight there is.
BewareTheIceSpiders
Barristan, maybe?
Akhormenet
Going by GRRM's other books and even what we know in these, any "god" is likely just a very powerful shut in psychic.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
I don't understand. Are you saying just magic then? Which would actually make sense.
Akhormenet
You know how Brann is effectively the old gods with his psy powers? A lot of people think all the "gods" are something similar.
Akhormenet
There is a consistent through line of powerful psychics being mistaken for or posing as gods in GRRMs other books as well.
DrKriegersClone
I'm not sure psychic is quite enough to explain the red god resurrecting Jon and Beric.
CptBronson
Generic magic is though. Religion could just be the interpretation of that magic.
Akhormenet
GRRM has done similar things in his other books, e.g. the person is a telekinetically controlled meat puppet being controlled by it's
Akhormenet
Original mind trapped in a different body.
Akhormenet
Or hyper accurate cellular level telekinetic surgery.
Mankytoes
I'd like to see- "Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!" on a motivational poster.
sowillo
That was such an excellent line
TheSecondPiewackit
I made it into a fuckscape just for you:
CreamAndShit
New wallpaper.
Mankytoes
You legend
ImmortalAzrael
I think that might still be my favorite line in the whole series.
adamrac
This is the reunion I want to see.
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Scootsmgoots
Mountain kills the hound, Arya kills the mountain in one on one combat.
GreenClouds
I assume they will meet up next season and travel south together. They both have one more clear mission. Kill the queen and the mountain.
GreenClouds
That's hopefully wishing I guess
Akhormenet
This is purely as a book reader but there's another reunion with the hound I think I'd rather see. Assuming he isn't dead in the books.
FlamingCabbage
Sansa?
Ryang256
"You survived." "I did. You still going to kill me?" "No." "Good."
whosagoodboy92
pretty sure she'd kill him on site
scottjaeger
I think you need to watch the show.
cleetdog101
Naa- she confronted/resolved those feelings back during her training days I think.
Benjamin583
She told the faceless men that she had taken him off her list
AngeloPetraglia
Why?
theinnerangst
Also bran and jamie
SocietyOfSensation
Brann is a braindead boy now, he gets the "all seeing eye, I cannot intervene" excuse to basically never have to act another emotion again.
sclev
But he does intervene. Did you not see the season 7 finale?
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
Jamie: How's your legs? Bran: How's your hand?
ThisFrickenGuy
I was thinking more "How are your legs?" "How are your children?"
TheRealDurdan
Shit yeah. But bran wouldn't give a shit.
DrKriegersClone
I think indifference would shake Jaime the worst of just about all possible reactions.
shorey66
Hee just needs to download revenge.exe from weirwoid net
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shorey66
Even with the spelling mistakes? Cheers
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TheGrinchStoleYourShit
I smell a sitcom!
WorkerLurker
Thought it would just be podric repopulating Westeros as a spinoff
nononini
"The Hound and Me"
Lionblade
I see what you did there.
nononini
:)
bringbakfirefly
I'd watch the shit out of that.
PileOfWalthers
Same!
GermFaceIsTaken
take my money
AnotherLowski
Sounds like a spin-off of "Masha and the Bear".
jamil1234567891
RagnarTheBold27
Explain my friend does not understand this reference
aldieb
There is a Russian cartoon about a little girl who basically terrorizes a bear all her life. The kids love it. Some adults too.
Behleren
I dont know why people think arya isnt going to hold a grudge against him. He was in her list and she left him to die.
whosagoodboy92
*on
whosyourdaddy
In the show she says that he wasn't on her list anymore
Akhormenet
Don't know about the show but in the books she drops his name from her list before he "dies".
IronicUsername
Even in the show, Arya says something along the lines of "it's complicated" when talking about his name on the list to Sansa.
adelaideannie
In the book Sansa had a glimmer of pity for Hound in the last moments they ever saw each other. Arya has begun to view him differently.
adelaideannie
I'm hoping they all meet again
basicwhitelich
That weird parental moment the Hound and Briana had right before the meeting with Cersi was adorable.
SaltheartFoamfollower
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
right proper lass, though.
Retsam19
I'm honest. It's the font that's awful.
eroso
My standards on fonts are so low, that this font is good to me.
LavaAxe
What's with that black text hidden there? Seriously this picture is a trainwreck.
80percentlegs
It's supposed to indicate that it's Arya saying that line. Good idea, horrible execution.
SJohnson23
You're awful.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
I'm honest. It's the train wreck that's awful.
TrustMeImABassist
The Hound isn't awful, he is angry. But under the thick layer, there's a cunt's heart.
Stinkybutt123
He has sad eyes, he's a good boy down deep!
BuyMeBoozeAndWaffles
He's a cunt, but he's a good cunt.
SomeWeirdGuyOnTheInternet
When he saw the inn again: "aw, damnit."
Rediculocity
Him and Bronn are the true MVPs for me
Quizz25S
Angry or bitter? He doesn't seem angry to me, just spiteful.
YourBossAndLandlordLikePolitics
Fuck off. And fuck the king.
TrustMeImABassist
My comrade <3
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
That's beautiful
Noob3rts
Anger helps you survive in a shit world sometimes.
ChadChinchilla
yarp
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
If even half the shit that happened to him happened to a real person they'd go insane
worgenboy
You speak from your weak, modern sensibility. In medieval times, they were all f***ing insane from birth.
Nthetwit
And kinda difficult to be well adjusted when your own flesh and blood shoved your face in a fire when you were a little kid. For no reason.
Cocojean
And was practically rewarded for it..
undungubungu
I'm not sure they'd go insane, but its easy to make that call compared to modern psychology. Every person would react differently, some 1/2
undungubungu
would probably go insane, others would harden their psyche like the Hound, and turn numb. The mind is amazing at adapting 2/2
ALLCAPSDUDE
Experience has made him angry
svezivo
If you compare GoT characters with themselves in previous seasons it easy to conclude that almost all bad guys are not bad anymore...hmh
MalletBallet
Except for Cersei. She's still Bitch Queen.
Xoniac
Maybe nightking gets a redemption story and he wheels bran around the south like hound with arya
shibbytothelibby
Didn't he steal the farmers silver?
kuemmel
Varys and Sandor are no good guys. He IS awful. It's a shame that the show turns into this simple (but cool) fantasy action. ->
cobragrunt
Awful people often make history. Looking at you Stalin and Ben Franklin.
TrustMeImABassist
You say Ben Franklin, the old crazy guy with a kite in the storm?
cobragrunt
Yes... dirty dirty old man. Even dirtier when he was young.
thegarlicawakens
Yep, the old crazy guy who spread STDs in France.
kuemmel
Sandor is a murderer and enjoys/ed killing people. That we like to follow these characters (think Jamie) is what makes this show different.
Galhaar
He doesn't necessarily enjoy it. He definitely doesn't have a conscience stopping him from it, but it is never referenced that he likes it.
Nthetwit
I honestly think the mountain does enjoy it. Anything referring to his men makes them out like they're worse than iron island men.
kuemmel
He did as @bantsmore points out. He also is described that way by Jamie, Beric and others.
Bantsmore
"Killings the sweetest thing there is" - Sandor Clegane
ReiiamaKotsu
He plays into peoples' image of him when he speaks, especially in regards to Arya, but his actions show much difference. He didn't 1/2
MintyHippo6889
"Remember me? Yeah... You do. Then you know who's comin' for you."
RobJenkins
You've always known
ThatsMrPoopyPantsToYou
TerddFerguson
#GETHYPE
TrustMeImABassist
UFC #777 - Clegane vs. Clegane - King's Landing, Crownlands
FourScoreandSevenKickstotheBalls
CLEGANE BOWL IS COMING TRUE
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Definitelynothereforselfies
Who did he mean when he said that?
pragmatao
I really wonder if he meant himself. Very obtuse.
Definitelynothereforselfies
schrottberg
His bro, bro
ForrestIndustries
Either that or Berric will since that was his original mission.
definitelynotawolf
Beric is already dead in the books. There's no way they'd do that over the massive fan service that will be CleganeBowl
Definitelynothereforselfies
So he was referring to himself. He is going to kill him?
Nthetwit
Basically confirms Cleganebowl! I do believe kinda of, "It was always fate that I, your brother, would be the one to end you. Be prepared".
thequeenishome
Oh yeah, that story's coming full circle I tell ya!