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Nov 9, 2019 1:45 PM
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ButtersTheCat
#28 I'm running late and you're driving way too slooooowww; debt, deadlines, fees and woes!
Gamemeister83
Wait... you mean to tell me that only having $.49 in your bank account is not a normal thing??
GuyIncogneato
I just want to know where you can buy Lagavulin that cheap.
SugarShane
#4 worked for Jon Targaryen
baldricka
#27
Archaon6044
Gruntingonomatopoet
Helsinki mainittu. Lähtisin torille mutta kotona on enemmän kaljaa.
Jennyfromthedock
Concerned cat is concerned
TheWardenoftheNorth
#4 it worked for Jon Snow, so seems like a reasonable argument.
invalidusernameformatsucksballs
Thanks for the "days without sex" one. I had to count to know how far I am from 666 and now I'm depressed ?
pinatafarmer
Rosemary, heaven restores you in life...
HeroOfKvatch1
#25 I’m in tis picture and I don’t like it.
Andreiovitch
These are not memes these are just twitter posts
DancesWithPibbles
#37 ...wait, so do you just hang out with them until they fall asleep?
KillingTlme
Yes
hamadele
ToastDNA
If it you cant afford shoes why you buying all white shoes to begin with? Crazy to me.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
#1 it looks like if Eminem had the special effects from Total Recall when they're exposed to the surface of mars put onto him.
TheRibThatGrewBack
#44 My middle school science teacher (7th/8th grade) came in w/ his arm in a sling once and said he broke his arm when he was working on >>
TheRibThatGrewBack
>> the roof of his house and fell off. Couple days later the sling and cast were gone. He said he took 'em off bc they were annoying him >>
TheRibThatGrewBack
>> and apparently went right back to working on his house. That man was a force of fucking nature.
OperationInfiniteMallard
LarvaLamp
Or just say "Here's some Tweets I found to be funny"
revooms
That's just Twitter screenshots
KalteKartoffeln
Those're*
PicklesMcGeee
People always bash twitter screenshots as memes but who cares some of them are funny
erectsmurf
I saw maybe 4 images that weren't screenshots from social media
LurkingAtTheOffice
Isn't there a Futurama episode about #1?
neos501
A robot clone of anybody. Oh boy we are one step closer to sexbots.
Ryanator50
Who would you want?
umbrellamaker
"I love you PHILLIP. J. FRY"
Doomgriever
mankdedes
Almost none of these are memes.
sundaymondayhippyday
Memes are anything that is shared
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
"Guess who I had lunch with!" It honestly took me a while to figure out that was Courtney Cox and Matthew Perry. What the hell happened?
daaaBlues
He's wearing more makeup than she is.
SunnySarah20
Well MP had serious rx drug issues, it basically wrecked him, but they both look like they’ve had work done.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Time on the left,too many unnecessary procedures on the right.
DancesWithPibbles
Time. It’s been off the air for 15 years. It first aired 25 years ago.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
plus plastic surgery I'm guessing
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
They had lunch
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
amop
How tf is that lagavulin so cheap?
Mahfakah
It's only aged 11 years.
amop
There’s an 8, an 11, and a 16 all for ~$70. Ive never seen a 12 for less than 200
harleyrider1365
Guessing guy works a liquor store and made the tags for internet points. The internet has caused me to distrust everyone and everything.
amop
Theyre all under $70 though, but it’s an 8, 11 and 16 year
blklthr
I've never paid more than $69.99 for Lagavulin 16 yo. It's $68.98 right now at the local liquor store.
reddeadvixen
Where? I looked it up near me (CA) and it's 90$
blklthr
http://www.garysliquors.com/liquor.asp
amop
Ive never seen a 12 for under 200
blklthr
$159.99 at Marty's
ChristopherEvans1
I made it through about 15. Serious question, were these supposed to make me laugh? Funny is in the description...
RetConMan
If I've learned anything from the internet, it's that when something has funny in the title it is not going to be particularly funny.
CourtRedHanded
Considering this post has around 4000 upvotes, I'm guessing a few of us found this funny. Your special snowflake humor is just too superior
CourtRedHanded
for us average joes I guess. However there is simply no need to post comments like this. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything
sundaymondayhippyday
ChristopherEvans1
Yeah welp there are many ppl who think Jeff Dunham and the Big Bang theory are funny so... also using the term snowflake is super cringe.
CourtRedHanded
So if someone has a different sense of humor to you they are wrong? I just don't understand what you're trying to achieve with that comment
CourtRedHanded
Do you want to make OP feel bad? Or do you just want to seem superior?
Matrican
I am legit curious if #4 would hold up in court. Is there any legality around this exact issues?
VeraTheWraith
I'm having a really hard time finding any legal documentation defining a life sentence. It's all people paraphrasing on the internet.
Mithi
He is dead when a doctor declares him dead. I doubt that this was the case here.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
That story made the BBC website today... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50355168
ferafish
It's been tried before and failed. And failed this time too. Basically the law doesn't care if your heart stopped, the law cares if a >
ferafish
ferafish
sundaymondayhippyday
And he would then have to get a new name as he couldn’t be his own corpse
s8whiskey
Literally never thought of it this way. Thank you kind stranger.
BlueLanternBraxx
If you have .49 in your account, you didn't literally spend every penny.
e2theWB
Ionami
Yes! Thank you.
harleyrider1365
THANK YOU!
iamthisguy247
Maybe she means she had actual, physical pennies and spent them all. As an aside she has .49 in her account. She didn’t mean that.
AdrianDunne
I thought they HAD $0.49 and had bought a month of food with it. Extreme couponing?
DreamMachine3
Psh, & that's amateur hour anyways, I got mine down to $.01 the other day right before my paycheck & didn't catch it till later...whew
KirbyUOR
tarwen
The sad thing is that there are now two definitions of literally in the dictionary. Second definition is "metaphorically" -_-'
LarvaLamp
Look up the definition of "set"
Rkfinecake
For real? I mean, literally?
JesusSonOGod
Literally definition 1.
LMeire
"Flammable" and "Inflammable" have both meant "Extremely burny around fire" for the better part of a century.
pizzapartyhard
That makes me nauseous.
harleyrider1365
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
I don't get what's so bad about that. They're just using the word 'literally' metaphorically
Psionickitten
I think this just redefined "stupid."
WarlocknLoad
You should look at the two definitions for the word Cleave.
HoneNathan
What an Egregious set of definitions!
poopoo911
I did, was not disappointed. iirc there was post a while back with a bunch of contronyms from the English language.
iWishThereWasAWayToDeleteThis
Sick word bro I’m gonna google it now
sundaymondayhippyday
Contronyms the Janus of the word world! 2 faced bitches
CTlawman
Contronyms. Thanks for introducing me to it. Here's one, possibly, for you: aptonyms. (Example: Scrooge. Dickens had a ton of 'em.)
CTlawman
I have also seen aptronym. I'm not sure of the difference, or even whether there is any.