Well the top photo looks like it's an enlarged sand sculpture of an extinct sand monkey. They lived nearly 10 million years ago in the Amazon Forest. It's been said that the last one that lived was eaten by piranha when it fell into the Amazon river.
masiakasaurus
That's my sleep paralysis demon, I was wondering where I left it
hellvis
Nam-shub of Enki.
MrListerTheFirst
Gargoyle.
Dudeitsonlyme
Well the top photo looks like it's an enlarged sand sculpture of an extinct sand monkey. They lived nearly 10 million years ago in the Amazon Forest. It's been said that the last one that lived was eaten by piranha when it fell into the Amazon river.
Arubberypassenger
It's a dildo, everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
RedTailedHawk
It's a dickfer.
Ghode
Pazuzu
buff3rd
Put it under your bed at night.
woozle
it's a Ligma idol
theganglecreature
*sigh* what's ligma....
stygiansojourn
Ligma is the Ancient Babylonian god of virility, fortune, uneven tire wear, and little polished rocks.