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Sep 27, 2015 7:47 PM
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justahumanonline
as a fellow asian...what's to see here?
Cousinkyle99
So you're older than your mom?
MinaBaby
Holy wow, she looks fabulous.
bennux
AILF
Cilvaa
Easier comparison:
Rindin101
Is she single?
mayoween
HOLY. MOTHER.
Lookingforfunnyshit
Not convinced that isn't your sister OP.
rj2239
fatmoose
Scroll up, Scroll down, Scroll up, Scroll down, Scroll up, Scroll down
GleamingTurd
1.4k people fapped to a pic of your mom.
FieldAgentDutchess
I would totally bang your 1000 year old mom.
doctorswithoutboners
https://jessmendoza.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/5398079732_3452f7d2a2.jpg
GRiMGRiZ
ENGRISHFUNNY
scabab
sooooo is she single?
Ironsloth159
no ring in the second pic. so possibly
Geo80
Your mom's hot.
ra1nfield
Wow, your mom is a real looker!
nypete007
"I'd knock the DUST off that Pussaayy!!" - Smokey
ra1nfield
Nono, this is a lady, she needs to be courted
PaulLynde
Uhhhhhh. Ok. I admit it. MILF.
Gauntlet2013
Unzips...
ProphetOfTheFirstClaw
Also, inb4 that "how Asian women age"-graphic. You know the one.
RadicalDud
Ugh, I really hate it. I feel like it's mostly untrue, a bit insulting, and mostly used/liked by resentful white people.
ProphetOfTheFirstClaw
Naaaah idk about that last part
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
Yep, it's in 3 different comments within the top 13 comments.
ultrapwnd
3 different pictures too, the orientation is different in each one.
PonySwag
"i know what you are" ".....say it" ".........Asian"
foreverweird
Why isn't this top comment!? Omfg xD
tyrfang
/But what happened to the A?
JahNoodles
Why aren't we upvoting this error?
TheYellowOne
it sure is A mystery
swordf1sh
Actually took the time to log in to upvote this.
CrimsonArrow
They probably bought the other house and now they're just 14.
eferesen
Was wondering the same
YoungVeteran
She got hotter
Jutubya
How did your mom become your little sister?
greenbeanraneen
I'm still not convinced that's not his actual little sister.
importvita
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
splitkc
Well you see, I am my own grandpa. - OP probably.
JSmith90
"Oh you're my sister, you're my sister"
Jutubya
LMAO
AnalBeard
With just one simple trick
FloridaMansSideKick
Click here to find out.
QuadrilateralEnix
Doctors HATE her!
Macksiiie
Your Just One Click Away.
BlowDog
51 years old http://imgur.com/EZCHI3e
FreshCaviar
And 50
Lolsauro
Who dat?
fabouch
Pretty sure she in Agents of Shield. The cavalry
waffleninjer
61 years old
RadicalDud
There it is!
Toomuchinternet33
It's hard to argue that face lifts and boob jobs could maybe delay her aging when I see dem legs.
fadedone1
name for science?
BlowDog
Ming Na Wen
Moonkey
littleb1ackbird
Did you guys see the new Ancient Aliens commercial?
HoodieSticks
You know, if you live somewhere other than Asia, they are technically aliens.
hellomynameispissoff
Asia is a massive continent with far more ethnic & linguistic variation than even Europe. If a Japanese person lived in China for 1/2
hellomynameispissoff
example, that person would be an "alien" yet still be in Asia. So your use of the term "Asian" in this context means jack shit.
CodeUsernameIrrelevent
hello pissoff, i see you had some underrated comments as you are technically correct, have an upvote
grizzzzzly
OP's mom is turning 47 http://imgur.com/jyBdCEp
macman507
The last one: Master
CloakerJosh
I was trying to find this picture to post. +1
sarudesu
you have just made my entire week. I have been looking for this pic FOREVER! +1 my friend, +1....
nothebees
menopause, a pause from men.
thatsandichic
I'm 47 and I don't look that good. Not fair!
Wefanessi
.
ShangriLankyKong
love that cute 120 y/o
HrdWodFlor
I sent this to my thai girlfriend. She showed it to all her friends because she says it is true.
RoninOni
It is, I was in Korea (@ 19) and hitting on this bartender all night. Dude walks in, hug and kiss on cheek. He's 22. It's his mom. She's 48.
ireallylovenachos
So she's 46. I never understand why people say the age they will be later.
DeannaZone
So i am a 120 year old asian woman ...
JaximusPrime
This is like my favorite picture
Silver
But what happens 50-60???
nypete007
She's changing.... Gotta find the old Asian lady starter kit. Takes 10yrs.
TywinStannister
Isn't it obvious? Constant state of explosion.
FlyFlyStarling
I love that she just disappears for her 50's. "Where's grandma been?" "She's...CHANGING"
AGorillaStoleMyUsername
What about 70-110? Was she standing on her tiptoes in the last one?
FuzzyX
Her cocoon phase.
nypete007
It takes 10yrs to get the old Asian lady starter kit.
Panzer89
Legend has it they must ride public transit for ten years before they get their 80s windbreaker, canvas walking shows, and pushcart.
ElTigreChang
I believe the last time I saw this picture, somebody replied "So they spend their 51-59 years as the exploding word 'menopause'?"
IDontKnowHowToHuman
It's known as the pupa stage.
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
Or the Fupa stage.
justahumanonline
is there anything like this for asian men?
Panzer89
At age 60 all Asian men's hair turns pure white and they grow a perfect fu-manchu mustache overnight.
dennnnnis
asian men don't have menopause
saintshing
non-Asian men have menopause? ༼ ⨀ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿⨀ ̿༽ง
Pronak
Then why is called Men O'Pause? Uh?
aerodynamit3
the patriarchy?
VEpsilon
Of course they do, they go from standard Asian adult male from 18 to very post middle age, then suddenly they turn into wise Sensei
natabee13
I think she may have actually gotten younger ...
HelloMax
Are we not mentioning how she clearly had work done?
Blackd0nuts
That's because she drinks the blood of new born babies
justahumanonline
that's what it looks like.
Jiryn
Agreed
murderocket
Must agree!
howyougonnaripitlikethisson
*sexier
murderocket
Must agree!
RocketRodster
The house and hedge has gotten older
superanth
Her skirt got shorter. It has that effect...
thatsbadass
It kinda looks like she got rhinoplasty
loveleebandit
It might just be because she's smiling in the first picture. My nose looks a lot bigger when i give a cheesy smile.
thatsbadass
WHATS HER SECRET?!!!!
uchronia
I'm not entirely sure why, but the giveaway for women w/o an uncomfortable amount of zoom is almost always upper arm flab. Guess it's just a
waffleninjer
This comment will likely spawn a new trend of upper arm plastic surgery.
TacticusThrowaway
Mark Lowry oncesaid the backs of their hands are also a giveaway.
uchronia
Yeah but normally you need to get up close and personal to really see that sort of detail. Doesn't work so gud at a distance.
uchronia
loss of muscle tone over time at the same bodyweight? 'Cause it's still easily noticeable with hollywood actresses who obsessively diet.
GavinScreaming
Yea it's the skin losing its elasticity.
uchronia
asking for more long-term adipose tissue. Else why / how do they get substantially thicker, apart from medical issues like edema?
uchronia
I know that counts, but elderly people often don't gain additional volume (just more sag). I wanna say it's mostly fat redistribution / arms
Krzyjoe
Putting a pic of your hot mom on the internet. Bold strategy, Cotton.
AsinineEncyclopedia
We'll see how it plays out!
rtweedie34
https://unigocms.blob.core.windows.net/blog/unigo/uploads/2014/12/big-mistake-big-feet.gif
kongfuchicken
I mean look at the points! I'd say it worked... now, to clear the inbox of all these dick pics...
stillmatic
Fapasaurus Sex
howa
BrianStuart
Well, it got him on the front page.
Sairvous
She is a milf for sure goddamn
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kabastat
Idk if you are trolling because its easy to find definition via google. It means - "Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
BurntRamen
Mother In Lasting Friendship
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BurntRamen
It means she is a woman deserving of respect and admiration as a result of her unconditional love for her beautiful children.
ariesmammen
Lol, yeah sure...
wobbu
hey that's not fair being asian is like cheating
SoniChan
Until they hit about 55/60. Then, instant grandma.
JupiterJedi
How very zoolander of you, OP
mdh88
Until like 60s then she will look about 500 years old.
stillmatic
Being Asian means she legitimately got younger over time and it's scientifically proven by field of science they originated
ChanelK
I got to agree that Asian gene is like taking an illegal substance in the Tour de France...
Iamsoborednow
Wait till monopause
Surrealle
What, when her mono takes a break?
Iamsoborednow
LoL menopause orsomething ;P
hotblueice
Like they say black don't crack
AsianDad
And that's how I meet your mother
applesforjuice
It's the ATM. Asian time machine. They trade in their time to stay young and one day it all catches up all at once
katos1995
Such good genes
Havenfall
yeah only white people can be blood sucking vampires, we Asian got the jumping one
brushybrushy
Ah yes, the ridiculous jumping vampire: "garlic corpse."
skoomaddict
Aging all happens at age 60 for asians, you go from flawless to yoda in like a year
RadicalDud
More like 75 to 80 when that shriveling happens, if ever, and it doesn't for many.
jenoz
Not true my aunty is 61 and she's still smoking hot (I'm a girl I can say that) ^_^
ALHARITHY
trust me its not ...
gillygoat
There's a difference in how telomeres degrade amongst different races.
MrMcGeeIn3D
It happens with black people too.
BaronetDecados
You guys have great skin- scrubs quote.
TheChosenAsiangirl
I approve this message
TeriyakiTyphoon
ASIANS UNITE!!
chaoswolf1982
that is a fucking awesome user name.
MtWanahakalugi
*walks in quietly and mutters softly* I'm mexican but they think I'm asian, and asians think I'm asian cause of my chinky eyes. Can I chill?
Lurch1911
Ssssooo your mom.... She single?
FallenJester
I don't see a ring
WeylandYutaniCorp
Rings aren't a thing in Asia. If they wear one it's because they've adopted it from Western culture.
demonic
so your saying I can save money by marrying a Asian? sounds like a win to me!
condomsandlubricants
Who would adopt a ring?
WeylandYutaniCorp
Families that can't have rings of their own
justahumanonline
as an asian, can confirm.
iamduh
It's pretty great. What comes with this is everyone always trying to guess your age... I've gotten 12, 19, 30, and 41 in the same day.
justahumanonline
I got asked if I was old enough to vote a few weeks before my 23rd birthday. That's about as wide a gap as I've heard.
CONFESSlONBEAR
As a half Asian, can half confirm.
AmishAndHandy
Does only one side of your body age?
Theatime
As another half asian, can confirm.
Bellatricks
Same! My mom is 53, and everyone asks if she's my older sister... I'm 26. What the fuck?
FrankUnderwood4Congress2016
Sounds like side by side photos are in order.
TheEmporer
Your mom hot? Be honest. We won't judge you for it, much.
AskDoctorJake
As a guy who's first long term girlfriend was asian, this is true up until a certain age, then all of a sudden: http://imgur.com/W6oCLrt
krugle
https://www.superfunnyimages.com/images/c6bfc0d22b_Funny-memes-----The-average-asian-aging-process.jpg
samsonguy920
-MENOPAUSE!-
IndigoWendigo
That's my theory as well.
hencethequeef
Ah, yes. The "raisian" effect.
junjito
take my updoots. this is beautiful
33kappa
What I don't get that people fail to realize is that super short and old asian women that are 110 were born 110 years ago. It could be 1/2
33kappa
very different today. 2/2
dogsi
Back in the navy, we'd call it the Asian Wall.
lawrus
Still bangable
Duendes
SIingoon
Hot, hot, hot, ... little old asian lady
Dolphinsrapedmybaby
"Sign me up for the next war"
MOTHERFUCKINGRAPTORJESUS
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
Potatospotatoa
TO DEFEAT,
MOTHERFUCKINGRAPTORJESUS
THE HUNS
TheIkeaMonkey
Sorry, but *whose
AskDoctorJake
damn voice to text.
AskDoctorJake
well shoot.
Vercci
*nice shot
SmertNSpecial
Good sport
NeverGiveUpHope
Everybody gets old eventually, just Asian girl age 20 years slower than the White girls.
trob749
Don't worry it all catches up to them at once, overnight they'll change into a grandma.
nypete007
White chics start crackin around 35 then the wheels come off @ age 50. (See the gals from Sex and the City.)
snuffcarcass
Hollywood actresses: unfair comparison.
CONFESSlONBEAR
Eh...I've seen some white chicks who aren't even 20 but look older than some Asian chicks I know who were born a decade earlier than them.
lifeful
A lot start showing signs by mid to late 20s...
Isuckatbeingagirl
Until they hit the end of that, and it's like exponential aging
Gauntlet2013
My Asian friend said that Asians can smoke all their lives, live long and healthy, but lack a single gene, the gene to hold their drinking.
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authorannon
Having a work culture that revolves around it does not necessarily translate into holding their drinking.
drunkenpandaparty
As an Asian, fuck that gene.
uRB4N
"Asian flush" doesn't determine how drunk you are.
ariesmammen
Actually it is an enzyme that breaks down alcohol in the liver. Only Japanese seem to lack that.
SoniChan
Only about 40% of the population lack it. Some can drink like Olympians. I work at a Japanese school and my principle is a gold medalist.
AMooPointIsACowsOpinion
I'm Chinese and I definitely lack that. Thankfully, it doesn't mean I can't drink though.
Malkiot
It's just cheaper to get drunk for you.
AMooPointIsACowsOpinion
True. But it doesn't help that I live in New York City where the drink prices are almost as high as the rent.
Bluekittybear
Yeah that's false. Source: I'm Korean
dullgenericusername
Polynesians often can't handle alcohol too well either. It's likely a similar thing.
drunkenpandaparty
I believe most Asian populations lack it. And I thought a gene was required to make alcohol dehydrogenase but I could definitely be wrong.
ariesmammen
You are correct about the gene though(2/2)
ariesmammen
I specified the Japanese because when one says 'Asian' there are other countries like India that do not have a lack of this enzyme.(1/2)
ariesmammen
You are correct about the gene though (2/2)