Aug 17, 2020 4:16 PM
LordAubergine
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banjak
There was a misprint on the instructions: 'Light blue touch-paper and retard immediately'.
TurtIeproof
People are so stupid it's why Claymore mines have, "THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY" on the bang bang shrapnel delivery side.
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
drone6040
Military grade = the lowest bid
ThomasTheWankEnglne
smoke screen go!
Renamiii
So the driver has to have been hit by the car behind them, right? He bails out when a car is directly behind them, with smoke between them.
phuzz00
Went to a paintballing place that had smoke flares. Had 1 left, so chucked it in a mate's car and drove off. He was not pleased, sorry Dave
CrizzyX
Is there an actual point ?
enkrypt3d
How the heck did he not get run over?
ADegenFromUpcountry
Those Chechens know how to do a wedding convoy
whoisyourdaddy
wedding shenanigans. "Ah ha I'm gonna shoot a flare at you!" fuck shit fuck cough fuck fuck shit where's my car?
lucindamarie18
you...you light up my life. you give me smoke to inhale. you give me reason to bail, you give me road rash
rigello
Not Russia. Probably Middle East or Balkans.
Pax13
Did they point the end the wrong way, or did the blowback fuck em up?
AndrewBrandon
Flare or smoke grenade? Military smoke grenades often use white phosphorus, a very very crazy substance that you want no part of
IamJacksAwardWinningAsshole
@LordAubergine I take it this will now be part of your wedding plans. Because if so.. sign me the F up
This will be the ride from the ceremony to the reception... flares at the ready.
drdavessardogs
"But some stupid with a flare gun, burned the place to the ground"
hecmendoza858
That’s what I call a hot persecution baby?
BetichCro
Guess those guys will miss the rest of the wedding.
zeacorzeppelin10
machmach
WTF?
ImtheYeti
Its obv fake my guy
ronin5rings
SNAFU. Text book
SilentSecretMan
That guy who jumped out on the right, he had to get run over... ended too soon.
Natoroja
I think it is safe to say the other drivers likely slammed the brakes. Seeing as there was no more seeing done in the vincinity
ICarpeYourDiems
i dunno. If you could see, you're not on the road. Drive into the smoke.
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hackmonkey
This is why US military needs 'Point at Enemy' stickers
Mithi
themuttonisniceandlean
That's just scientists with a screwy sense of humor.
Krashtestdummy
IMostlyJustCheckOutUsernames
Username checks out.
SmithersReleaseTheHounds
Holy Shiite!!
handbanana13
Roll out!
dodgese
frankenmullet22
Looks like it ended the pursuit tho
MrTay
It looks like a wedding ceremony gone wrong.
ReginaKasteen
"Wedding ceremony" and "pursuit" aren't as separate as you might think in some parts of the world.
whereareyoufrom
I’m definitely not attending the right weddings.
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MustntSleep
I'll take 3.5 please
bugcooper
wtf was even going on?
AzgarOgly
Wedding
popeyeNL
Looks like the wrong side up. Idiots.
JeretJax
My quess is Florida.
inswedenwehaveasystem
It's a Swedish couple divorcing.
BraveYoungJaybles
How not to use a military grade flare.
JanoahDavis42688
2020 low budget remake of Mad Max I’m guessing
maxi4492
Weeding, probably Balkans.
IronicDancing
Russia?
TyrannusEquus
Alabama marrage
JimmySmits
Marrage...
ViktorKrumm
Mirage
KommSusserTod
Fast and the Furious: Somali Drift.
EnragedDragon
Is that the 84 or 1562 one? Cant remember
RandomBrony
Shenanigans
wtkicksass
Best party ever.
CmfMttnPpl
A whole lot of dumb fuckery
3L3TRIKF3TU5
This is Mad Max: Fury Road.
krazed01
Mediocre
MathiasGodin
So they witnessed themselves?
newsguycraigevans
A clever visual metaphor for the Stump reelection campaign.
Isi151e
He hit the smokescreen button but lost control
sudoalias404
The smoke from these flares are very hot. I imagine they jumped out of the car because of this.
Duckpocalypse
That's because a lot of military 'smoke' flares are Phosporus.
schizznatt
You can see flames inside the car, so it's more than that, I think.
ForestRed
Yeah, the flames are hot as well
zxwaffen
xxtoxii
They are using military flare the wrong way
EMTsaidwhat
But the muzzle is outside the window....how......
Wrong side i guess
Delathi
Dunno, they aren’t hard to use and definitely say ‘This side up’ but he seems to have overcome those facts and still fucked it up.
filben7
Americas future after the next republican president.
slashbombarak527
Does everything have to be politicized? Holy sh*t, man, take a breath!
v things are gonna be this way until the election probably. Here is some wholesome goodness!
Richter12x2
I prefer to think there will never be another Republican president
then you are very naive
IAmTheBadW01f
Tbh I'd love to see the libertarians replace the Republicans as the default right-wing party, at least they have a little more consistency
I would like to see someone right down the middle, not crazy at one end of the spectrum.
So, like Biden?
Huuuuubi
just gold...
vihra
maybe a wedding procession or something?
Close, funeral precession in South Africa.
SkoorSoek
Source? From SA this is funny as hell
ChillaAquila
If it wasn't before it is now
SirRichardOfHead
That was not very precise.
Soon to add more. Did that guy who rolled out if the car get hit?
The2020ElectionWasStolen
dancingfuneralguys.gif
He got smoked by the car behind.
AgentJn
Russian wedding
Plates are not Russian. And frankly the farther to the south the more energetic get the "wedding traditions", so Russians are not that bad.
dieagojames
My guess would be Southern Africa somewhere. But I could be very wrong
m23ward
It's a South african funeral procession according to OP
You must admit, South Africa is quite a bit to the south from Russia. As south as it gets, actually :)
No shit Sherlock lol
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
They are going off the rails on a crazy train. Or so I'm told.
I dig.
Hypothesist
all aboard
BananaSurfer
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Simonator
Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun da dun da dun da dun da da da da da da da da .
ButteredNoodleDriver
You forgot the aye aye aye aye
Footstepsofdawn
I appreciate the Black Sabbath reference.
Nuraalek
Ozzy, not Sabbath, from his first solo album after getting kicked out of the band
Awww thank you!
ChicksDigTrucks
RobertDinero013
Is this loss?
It's Ozzy being sad that Randy Rhoads was not remembered.
banjak
There was a misprint on the instructions: 'Light blue touch-paper and retard immediately'.
TurtIeproof
People are so stupid it's why Claymore mines have, "THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY" on the bang bang shrapnel delivery side.
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
drone6040
Military grade = the lowest bid
ThomasTheWankEnglne
smoke screen go!
Renamiii
So the driver has to have been hit by the car behind them, right? He bails out when a car is directly behind them, with smoke between them.
phuzz00
Went to a paintballing place that had smoke flares. Had 1 left, so chucked it in a mate's car and drove off. He was not pleased, sorry Dave
CrizzyX
Is there an actual point ?
enkrypt3d
How the heck did he not get run over?
ADegenFromUpcountry
Those Chechens know how to do a wedding convoy
whoisyourdaddy
wedding shenanigans. "Ah ha I'm gonna shoot a flare at you!" fuck shit fuck cough fuck fuck shit where's my car?
lucindamarie18
you...you light up my life. you give me smoke to inhale. you give me reason to bail, you give me road rash
rigello
Not Russia. Probably Middle East or Balkans.
Pax13
Did they point the end the wrong way, or did the blowback fuck em up?
AndrewBrandon
Flare or smoke grenade? Military smoke grenades often use white phosphorus, a very very crazy substance that you want no part of
IamJacksAwardWinningAsshole
@LordAubergine I take it this will now be part of your wedding plans. Because if so.. sign me the F up
LordAubergine
This will be the ride from the ceremony to the reception... flares at the ready.
drdavessardogs
"But some stupid with a flare gun, burned the place to the ground"
hecmendoza858
That’s what I call a hot persecution baby?
BetichCro
Guess those guys will miss the rest of the wedding.
zeacorzeppelin10
machmach
WTF?
ImtheYeti
Its obv fake my guy
ronin5rings
SNAFU. Text book
SilentSecretMan
That guy who jumped out on the right, he had to get run over... ended too soon.
Natoroja
I think it is safe to say the other drivers likely slammed the brakes. Seeing as there was no more seeing done in the vincinity
ICarpeYourDiems
i dunno. If you could see, you're not on the road. Drive into the smoke.
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[deleted]
hackmonkey
This is why US military needs 'Point at Enemy' stickers
Mithi
themuttonisniceandlean
That's just scientists with a screwy sense of humor.
Krashtestdummy
IMostlyJustCheckOutUsernames
Username checks out.
Krashtestdummy
SmithersReleaseTheHounds
Holy Shiite!!
handbanana13
Roll out!
dodgese
frankenmullet22
Looks like it ended the pursuit tho
MrTay
It looks like a wedding ceremony gone wrong.
ReginaKasteen
"Wedding ceremony" and "pursuit" aren't as separate as you might think in some parts of the world.
whereareyoufrom
I’m definitely not attending the right weddings.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
Are you tired of scrolling through Imgur and not being able to travel back in time? Well, do we have a deal for you! Send $5 and we will...
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
...send you a packet of Dr Preston's World Famous Time Travelling Throat Lozenges! If you want to see the civil war, take one lozenge, if...
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
...you want to see little baby Jesus, take three! If you want to see dinosaurs, take the whole fucking packet! Don't delay, send $5 today...
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
...Disclaimer...Dr Preston's World Famous Time Travelling Throat Lozenges contain large amounts of opium, they may not actually enable you..
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
...to travel back in time. Order now, stocks are low!!!
MustntSleep
I'll take 3.5 please
bugcooper
wtf was even going on?
AzgarOgly
Wedding
popeyeNL
Looks like the wrong side up. Idiots.
JeretJax
My quess is Florida.
inswedenwehaveasystem
It's a Swedish couple divorcing.
BraveYoungJaybles
How not to use a military grade flare.
JanoahDavis42688
2020 low budget remake of Mad Max I’m guessing
maxi4492
Weeding, probably Balkans.
IronicDancing
Russia?
TyrannusEquus
Alabama marrage
JimmySmits
Marrage...
ViktorKrumm
Mirage
KommSusserTod
Fast and the Furious: Somali Drift.
EnragedDragon
Is that the 84 or 1562 one? Cant remember
RandomBrony
Shenanigans
wtkicksass
Best party ever.
CmfMttnPpl
A whole lot of dumb fuckery
3L3TRIKF3TU5
This is Mad Max: Fury Road.
krazed01
Mediocre
MathiasGodin
So they witnessed themselves?
newsguycraigevans
A clever visual metaphor for the Stump reelection campaign.
Isi151e
He hit the smokescreen button but lost control
sudoalias404
The smoke from these flares are very hot. I imagine they jumped out of the car because of this.
Duckpocalypse
That's because a lot of military 'smoke' flares are Phosporus.
schizznatt
You can see flames inside the car, so it's more than that, I think.
ForestRed
Yeah, the flames are hot as well
zxwaffen
xxtoxii
They are using military flare the wrong way
EMTsaidwhat
But the muzzle is outside the window....how......
xxtoxii
Wrong side i guess
Delathi
Dunno, they aren’t hard to use and definitely say ‘This side up’ but he seems to have overcome those facts and still fucked it up.
filben7
Americas future after the next republican president.
slashbombarak527
Does everything have to be politicized? Holy sh*t, man, take a breath!
filben7
whereareyoufrom
Richter12x2
I prefer to think there will never be another Republican president
bugcooper
then you are very naive
IAmTheBadW01f
Tbh I'd love to see the libertarians replace the Republicans as the default right-wing party, at least they have a little more consistency
bugcooper
I would like to see someone right down the middle, not crazy at one end of the spectrum.
IAmTheBadW01f
So, like Biden?
whereareyoufrom
Huuuuubi
just gold...
whereareyoufrom
vihra
maybe a wedding procession or something?
LordAubergine
Close, funeral precession in South Africa.
SkoorSoek
Source? From SA this is funny as hell
ChillaAquila
If it wasn't before it is now
SirRichardOfHead
That was not very precise.
whereareyoufrom
Soon to add more. Did that guy who rolled out if the car get hit?
The2020ElectionWasStolen
dancingfuneralguys.gif
LordAubergine
He got smoked by the car behind.
AgentJn
Russian wedding
AzgarOgly
Plates are not Russian. And frankly the farther to the south the more energetic get the "wedding traditions", so Russians are not that bad.
dieagojames
My guess would be Southern Africa somewhere. But I could be very wrong
m23ward
It's a South african funeral procession according to OP
AzgarOgly
You must admit, South Africa is quite a bit to the south from Russia. As south as it gets, actually :)
m23ward
No shit Sherlock lol
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
They are going off the rails on a crazy train. Or so I'm told.
slashbombarak527
I dig.
Hypothesist
all aboard
BananaSurfer
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Simonator
Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun da dun da dun da dun da da da da da da da da .
ButteredNoodleDriver
You forgot the aye aye aye aye
Footstepsofdawn
I appreciate the Black Sabbath reference.
Nuraalek
Ozzy, not Sabbath, from his first solo album after getting kicked out of the band
Footstepsofdawn
Awww thank you!
ChicksDigTrucks
RobertDinero013
Is this loss?
ChicksDigTrucks
It's Ozzy being sad that Randy Rhoads was not remembered.