How not to use a military grade flare...

Aug 17, 2020 4:16 PM

LordAubergine

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There was a misprint on the instructions: 'Light blue touch-paper and retard immediately'.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

People are so stupid it's why Claymore mines have, "THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY" on the bang bang shrapnel delivery side.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Military grade = the lowest bid

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

smoke screen go!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So the driver has to have been hit by the car behind them, right? He bails out when a car is directly behind them, with smoke between them.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Went to a paintballing place that had smoke flares. Had 1 left, so chucked it in a mate's car and drove off. He was not pleased, sorry Dave

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there an actual point ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How the heck did he not get run over?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those Chechens know how to do a wedding convoy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wedding shenanigans. "Ah ha I'm gonna shoot a flare at you!" fuck shit fuck cough fuck fuck shit where's my car?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you...you light up my life. you give me smoke to inhale. you give me reason to bail, you give me road rash

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not Russia. Probably Middle East or Balkans.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did they point the end the wrong way, or did the blowback fuck em up?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flare or smoke grenade? Military smoke grenades often use white phosphorus, a very very crazy substance that you want no part of

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@LordAubergine I take it this will now be part of your wedding plans. Because if so.. sign me the F up

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This will be the ride from the ceremony to the reception... flares at the ready.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"But some stupid with a flare gun, burned the place to the ground"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s what I call a hot persecution baby?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess those guys will miss the rest of the wedding.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

WTF?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its obv fake my guy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SNAFU. Text book

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That guy who jumped out on the right, he had to get run over... ended too soon.

5 years ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 2

I think it is safe to say the other drivers likely slammed the brakes. Seeing as there was no more seeing done in the vincinity

5 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

i dunno. If you could see, you're not on the road. Drive into the smoke.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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5 years ago (deleted Aug 18, 2020 12:32 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

This is why US military needs 'Point at Enemy' stickers

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

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That's just scientists with a screwy sense of humor.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 0

Username checks out.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Holy Shiite!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roll out!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Looks like it ended the pursuit tho

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

It looks like a wedding ceremony gone wrong.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Wedding ceremony" and "pursuit" aren't as separate as you might think in some parts of the world.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m definitely not attending the right weddings.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

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5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

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5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

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5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'll take 3.5 please

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wtf was even going on?

5 years ago | Likes 958 Dislikes 0

Wedding

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Looks like the wrong side up. Idiots.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My quess is Florida.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

It's a Swedish couple divorcing.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How not to use a military grade flare.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2020 low budget remake of Mad Max I’m guessing

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Weeding, probably Balkans.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Russia?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alabama marrage

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Marrage...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mirage

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fast and the Furious: Somali Drift.

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Is that the 84 or 1562 one? Cant remember

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shenanigans

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Best party ever.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A whole lot of dumb fuckery

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is Mad Max: Fury Road.

5 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

Mediocre

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So they witnessed themselves?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A clever visual metaphor for the Stump reelection campaign.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

He hit the smokescreen button but lost control

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The smoke from these flares are very hot. I imagine they jumped out of the car because of this.

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

That's because a lot of military 'smoke' flares are Phosporus.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can see flames inside the car, so it's more than that, I think.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the flames are hot as well

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They are using military flare the wrong way

5 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 5

But the muzzle is outside the window....how......

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wrong side i guess

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dunno, they aren’t hard to use and definitely say ‘This side up’ but he seems to have overcome those facts and still fucked it up.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Americas future after the next republican president.

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 49

Does everything have to be politicized? Holy sh*t, man, take a breath!

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 8

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

v things are gonna be this way until the election probably. Here is some wholesome goodness!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer to think there will never be another Republican president

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 17

then you are very naive

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tbh I'd love to see the libertarians replace the Republicans as the default right-wing party, at least they have a little more consistency

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would like to see someone right down the middle, not crazy at one end of the spectrum.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, like Biden?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

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just gold...

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maybe a wedding procession or something?

5 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 1

Close, funeral precession in South Africa.

5 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Source? From SA this is funny as hell

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If it wasn't before it is now

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That was not very precise.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soon to add more. Did that guy who rolled out if the car get hit?

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

dancingfuneralguys.gif

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He got smoked by the car behind.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Russian wedding

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Plates are not Russian. And frankly the farther to the south the more energetic get the "wedding traditions", so Russians are not that bad.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My guess would be Southern Africa somewhere. But I could be very wrong

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a South african funeral procession according to OP

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You must admit, South Africa is quite a bit to the south from Russia. As south as it gets, actually :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No shit Sherlock lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are going off the rails on a crazy train. Or so I'm told.

5 years ago | Likes 384 Dislikes 3

I dig.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

all aboard

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ha ha ha ha ha...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun da dun da dun da dun da da da da da da da da .

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You forgot the aye aye aye aye

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the Black Sabbath reference.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Ozzy, not Sabbath, from his first solo album after getting kicked out of the band

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Awww thank you!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Is this loss?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Ozzy being sad that Randy Rhoads was not remembered.

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