The origin story before the origin

May 27, 2015 9:17 AM

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11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I just watched that episode... i didnt make that connection.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Science bitch

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't watch this show; it was like watching my own personal Hell.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No idea who said what

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That is a glorious username.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was never a fan of the show, but I appreciate these little tidbits.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too bad Muniz was never on Breaking Bad, that would have been perfect.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It always makes me sad when there are good shows like this mentioned on Netflix as I get all excited, then check and its not in the UK

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty certain this is a repost (not that you copied this one) but the thought is not original

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are definitely the first to connect Malcolm in the Middle and Breaking Bad.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol, I just got an achievement in Witcher 3 for collecting alchemy ingredients, "Let's cook"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

nice

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find it odd no one recognizes the cop .. He was in BB as well

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well played

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not illegal to hit your kids in public?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if someone shopped Frankie Muniz in for that guy. Probably spelt the name wrong, oh well

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay...? So, if Malcolm were played by Aaron Paul, or Jesse were played by Frankie Muniz, I'd be more coerced to say OMG...but come on.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

right! "Did anyone else catch that?" there's nothing to catch!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're looking at it wrong, Malcolm is Walter, apart from the name change they have all the same talents and the actors work because DNA

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Breaking Bad helped me perfect my meth recipe thanks Mr. White :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have watched more Malcom in the middle?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of my dad. Mom's the matriarch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Investigator guy is the actor from Tales from the Crypt!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Malcolm in the Middle on Netlfix? people say it is but I can't find it anywhere.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup it's on Netflix, just checked!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not seeing it. Anywhere. Maybe it's because I live in Canada? That'd be bullshit. I've wanted to see this show again for so long now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why was John Redcorn from King of the Hill his principal?

11 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 7

I read this in Dale's voice

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean why was a Twin Peaks sheriff's deputy working at a casino?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

True story: John Redcorn was voiced by the same guy that played Chief Hotate on Parks & Rec. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-UjxwdCEAAOgA4.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I knew it! Never looked it up but was pretty sure I was right. Nice one :-D

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recognized his voice the first time he came on and looked it up :)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's half right. I love curses. My favorite is the f-bomb.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a white person, my favorite band IS Matchbox Twenty and I'm not too fond of curses.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ken Hotate plays white people like a fiddle.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

IIRC, this is at a casino, not Malcolm's school.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

What does iirc mean?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I remember correctly.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A rare instance of the thumbnail ruining the joke, rather than the caption.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Hah, I swiped here! Mobile master race wins again!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

We are immune to clickbait photos, we swipe and see ALL THINGS!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

One of us?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of us.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of us!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHERES THE PICTURES OF HIM INJECTING LOIS' RICE CAKES WITH BUTTER

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I have that somewhere

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That'th methed up.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/0rMB2gK

11 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

"My taste buds must be going crazy, this celery tastes like bacon!"

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

so good

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BlitzerRhames you are a hero

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well now I have to ask WHY he was injecting butter into her rice cakes

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He likes Lois to be chubby while pregnant.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Heh heh, nice. I think I may need to go back and watch that show, it's been a while

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/5WoiCdz

11 years ago | Likes 1656 Dislikes 1

Perfect

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what episode is that from?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well nobody's gonna top that

11 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Because of Rainman everyone thinks it's illegal to count cards. It's not, just frowned upon, like hitting your kids in public.

11 years ago | Likes 359 Dislikes 4

ACTUALLY...I believe it is now illegal in the UK (or atleast either Ni or Ireland, saw it in a paper but didn't have time to see where)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Totally read that as 'hitting on kids in public'.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or masturbating on an airplane. Thanks a lot bin Laden.

11 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 0

It is illegal to hit your children in the UK now public or otherwise

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

All violence against kids is illegal since 1979 in Sweden (we were first I think) and basically all civilized countries has followed since.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my uncle was head of security at a casino in Vegas, in the past it was generally unwise to use your "talents" on Mob owned Casinos

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't Vegas run by the mob? Pretty sure they helped discourage the practice

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Where did you hear that!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For what though? Like if you play hearts and aren't counting cards, how are you even playing?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But in Hearts everyone is counting. In casino Blackjack the dealer doesn't count, they just have a fixed line they're supposed to hit to 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a result, a skilled counter can beat the house, on average. It's either ban counters, get rid of Blackjack, or get hosed. 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One for bad, two for good.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But counting can be used as a basis for denying you your winnings, banned from all casinos and charged with trespassing if you return.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Not in Alantic City.

11 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Also some very unofficial beatings that the police might refuse to investigate.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Nah, hitting your kids in vegas doesn't end up with a grave in the desert on 2nd offense.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Probably should...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Why, though? Being able to count cards is to know how to play the game. That's like banning a baseball player for knowing how to hold a bat.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's so the casinos don't lose all their money

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep the system is based on people's want for risk and reward with the cards stacked on the casino's side.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So they don't lose money. The whole casino setup is meant for you to lose money. Even if you aren't counting and win a lot they'll ban you.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Unless of course you're a whale in Vegas. They will lick your boot if you roll up in a buggati, winning or losing they want you betting

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or shanks from a pez dispenser.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Nice reference bro...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

regardless of acual legal status, i always felt it would in effect be the same as making telepathy illegal, how can anyone argue that u did?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they saw you doing that whole "finger to temple Xavier pose" before you folded, they'd probably kick you out of the casino on suspicion.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

telepathy is a bad analogy, but lets see... did u just took the risk and won the all-in hand... or dd u use telepathy, u seemed so confident

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was also that movie "21" with Kevin Spacey.

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Heard the casinos loved that book/movie lots of suckers learn about counting and think they can start doing it, but fail and loose money.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's one of my favourite movies.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's deffinitely a good one. *looks on netflix*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably discouraged a lot of counters for a while before they realized it was all fiction.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That other guy is Hawk, from Twin Peaks!

11 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 2

holy shit how did i never realized it was Hawk the whole time

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also had a great appearance in X-Files!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The owls are not what they seem.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Micheal Horse I believe.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HAWK! I miss him...and Cooper...and everybody else

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love me some twin peaks.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

good eye OP. someone posted an Agent Cooper qoute today too, seems like some parallel univ3rse

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just finished the first season. Wtf is with this show, I love it

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Diane, you have got to see these trees!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Douglas firs

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Logged in to upvote you.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Does your log have something to say?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

?1

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On a slightly off topic: We're now getting 18 episodes for Season Three! :D

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

SCORE

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is happening again. It is happening... again.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The gum we like is coming back into style!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude, wait...what??!?!! Is there a remake of the show I've somehow completely missed hearing about or something?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's not a remake. laura palmer said "i'll see you in 25 years" and right on schedule it's returning next year.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ho. Lee. Shit. 25 years ago is a little foggy for me ;}, so...this is great news!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just like Marty McFly

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I'll see you in 25 years."- Laura Palmer. It's been 25 years, my friend. Twin Peaks is coming back for a third and probably final season!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

AAAAAAHHHH :D:D:D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ho. Lee. Shit. 25 years ago is a little foggy for me ;}, so...this is great news!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0