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I just watched that episode... i didnt make that connection.
princessatigresa
Science bitch
BoxesofFoxes
I couldn't watch this show; it was like watching my own personal Hell.
HalfApeHalfBanana
No idea who said what
drwilson1
That is a glorious username.
MotherfuckinGoats
I was never a fan of the show, but I appreciate these little tidbits.
HughLaurie
Too bad Muniz was never on Breaking Bad, that would have been perfect.
gemmarose12
It always makes me sad when there are good shows like this mentioned on Netflix as I get all excited, then check and its not in the UK
pocketbeaner
Pretty certain this is a repost (not that you copied this one) but the thought is not original
Bourbonizer
You are definitely the first to connect Malcolm in the Middle and Breaking Bad.
SithRuleOfTwo
Lol, I just got an achievement in Witcher 3 for collecting alchemy ingredients, "Let's cook"
MostafaElSayed
nice
csemple
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Bmw94
I find it odd no one recognizes the cop .. He was in BB as well
marvijarvi
Well played
binkmi1
It's not illegal to hit your kids in public?
measterl
if someone shopped Frankie Muniz in for that guy. Probably spelt the name wrong, oh well
SoliDus001
Okay...? So, if Malcolm were played by Aaron Paul, or Jesse were played by Frankie Muniz, I'd be more coerced to say OMG...but come on.
chewtoythebrave
right! "Did anyone else catch that?" there's nothing to catch!
CaptainCub
You're looking at it wrong, Malcolm is Walter, apart from the name change they have all the same talents and the actors work because DNA
Deadpoolfan95
Breaking Bad helped me perfect my meth recipe thanks Mr. White :D
oo0ORB0oo
Should have watched more Malcom in the middle?
pandaberri
Reminds me of my dad. Mom's the matriarch.
helltrain
The Investigator guy is the actor from Tales from the Crypt!
Magmos
Is Malcolm in the Middle on Netlfix? people say it is but I can't find it anywhere.
ImgurCasualRacismBot
Yup it's on Netflix, just checked!
Magmos
I'm not seeing it. Anywhere. Maybe it's because I live in Canada? That'd be bullshit. I've wanted to see this show again for so long now.
AcadiaEinstein
Why was John Redcorn from King of the Hill his principal?
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
I read this in Dale's voice
rsto
You mean why was a Twin Peaks sheriff's deputy working at a casino?
8bitdan
True story: John Redcorn was voiced by the same guy that played Chief Hotate on Parks & Rec. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-UjxwdCEAAOgA4.jpg
NSPike
I knew it! Never looked it up but was pretty sure I was right. Nice one :-D
almostsomething182
I recognized his voice the first time he came on and looked it up :)
PTKrieg
He's half right. I love curses. My favorite is the f-bomb.
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
As a white person, my favorite band IS Matchbox Twenty and I'm not too fond of curses.
smashpro1
Ken Hotate plays white people like a fiddle.
JesusHorsedickChrist
IIRC, this is at a casino, not Malcolm's school.
Vandaliam
What does iirc mean?
JesusHorsedickChrist
If I remember correctly.
Vandaliam
Thanks.
TGWeaver
A rare instance of the thumbnail ruining the joke, rather than the caption.
almostsomething182
Hah, I swiped here! Mobile master race wins again!
ForSomeAbstractReason
We are immune to clickbait photos, we swipe and see ALL THINGS!
InnocentlyStandingBy
One of us?
danielsdesk
One of us.
InnocentlyStandingBy
One of us!
cappinzeezee
WHERES THE PICTURES OF HIM INJECTING LOIS' RICE CAKES WITH BUTTER
BlitzerRhames
I have that somewhere
Tomigami
That'th methed up.
BlitzerRhames
http://imgur.com/0rMB2gK
SirJimmothy
"My taste buds must be going crazy, this celery tastes like bacon!"
noonerspisms
so good
cappinzeezee
BlitzerRhames you are a hero
vonkeswick
Well now I have to ask WHY he was injecting butter into her rice cakes
BlitzerRhames
He likes Lois to be chubby while pregnant.
vonkeswick
Heh heh, nice. I think I may need to go back and watch that show, it's been a while
k8ecoo
http://imgur.com/5WoiCdz
IHaveUnusualPets
Perfect
imperfek
what episode is that from?
MillerLitesaber
Well nobody's gonna top that
G0MeatCube
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TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
Because of Rainman everyone thinks it's illegal to count cards. It's not, just frowned upon, like hitting your kids in public.
MrJoniak
ACTUALLY...I believe it is now illegal in the UK (or atleast either Ni or Ireland, saw it in a paper but didn't have time to see where)
Catsteakbush
Totally read that as 'hitting on kids in public'.
SensualPastrami
Or masturbating on an airplane. Thanks a lot bin Laden.
giggler
It is illegal to hit your children in the UK now public or otherwise
UlphSvenson
All violence against kids is illegal since 1979 in Sweden (we were first I think) and basically all civilized countries has followed since.
NOINITIATIVE
my uncle was head of security at a casino in Vegas, in the past it was generally unwise to use your "talents" on Mob owned Casinos
GnomeChompski
Wasn't Vegas run by the mob? Pretty sure they helped discourage the practice
noisetosignal
Where did you hear that!
Svartsinn
For what though? Like if you play hearts and aren't counting cards, how are you even playing?
PTKrieg
But in Hearts everyone is counting. In casino Blackjack the dealer doesn't count, they just have a fixed line they're supposed to hit to 1/2
PTKrieg
As a result, a skilled counter can beat the house, on average. It's either ban counters, get rid of Blackjack, or get hosed. 2/2
coolwtevr
One for bad, two for good.
Treblaine
But counting can be used as a basis for denying you your winnings, banned from all casinos and charged with trespassing if you return.
Foolster41
Not in Alantic City.
Treblaine
Also some very unofficial beatings that the police might refuse to investigate.
shimmernshine
Nah, hitting your kids in vegas doesn't end up with a grave in the desert on 2nd offense.
GlowGreen
Probably should...
StonesOnTheHill
Why, though? Being able to count cards is to know how to play the game. That's like banning a baseball player for knowing how to hold a bat.
GIsLife
It's so the casinos don't lose all their money
TheNextGuy
Yep the system is based on people's want for risk and reward with the cards stacked on the casino's side.
TheUserCommonlyKnownAsJackFrost
So they don't lose money. The whole casino setup is meant for you to lose money. Even if you aren't counting and win a lot they'll ban you.
SnookerSylph
Unless of course you're a whale in Vegas. They will lick your boot if you roll up in a buggati, winning or losing they want you betting
Greymalum
Or shanks from a pez dispenser.
misskittyamazing
Nice reference bro...
Luxvero
regardless of acual legal status, i always felt it would in effect be the same as making telepathy illegal, how can anyone argue that u did?
PTKrieg
If they saw you doing that whole "finger to temple Xavier pose" before you folded, they'd probably kick you out of the casino on suspicion.
Luxvero
telepathy is a bad analogy, but lets see... did u just took the risk and won the all-in hand... or dd u use telepathy, u seemed so confident
k8ecoo
There was also that movie "21" with Kevin Spacey.
Markuspsyches
Heard the casinos loved that book/movie lots of suckers learn about counting and think they can start doing it, but fail and loose money.
GirlX
It's one of my favourite movies.
k8ecoo
It's deffinitely a good one. *looks on netflix*
samsonguy920
Probably discouraged a lot of counters for a while before they realized it was all fiction.
porkchopexpress
That other guy is Hawk, from Twin Peaks!
oaque
holy shit how did i never realized it was Hawk the whole time
FaptainJack
Also had a great appearance in X-Files!
disagreeable
The owls are not what they seem.
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
Micheal Horse I believe.
TripleChocolateSlayer
HAWK! I miss him...and Cooper...and everybody else
katieblu
I love me some twin peaks.
idropbananapeelsoutofmycartostoptheredshells
good eye OP. someone posted an Agent Cooper qoute today too, seems like some parallel univ3rse
riegspsych325
just finished the first season. Wtf is with this show, I love it
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Meradactyle
Diane, you have got to see these trees!
metalanguage
Douglas firs
bloodhoundgang
Logged in to upvote you.
crossedstitches
Does your log have something to say?
bloodhoundgang
GrinchyM
On a slightly off topic: We're now getting 18 episodes for Season Three! :D
TripleChocolateSlayer
SCORE
ashleypomeroy
It is happening again. It is happening... again.
GrinchyM
The gum we like is coming back into style!
azureraptor
Dude, wait...what??!?!! Is there a remake of the show I've somehow completely missed hearing about or something?
oaque
it's not a remake. laura palmer said "i'll see you in 25 years" and right on schedule it's returning next year.
azureraptor
Ho. Lee. Shit. 25 years ago is a little foggy for me ;}, so...this is great news!
idropbananapeelsoutofmycartostoptheredshells
just like Marty McFly
GrinchyM
"I'll see you in 25 years."- Laura Palmer. It's been 25 years, my friend. Twin Peaks is coming back for a third and probably final season!
VanSticks
AAAAAAHHHH :D:D:D
azureraptor
Ho. Lee. Shit. 25 years ago is a little foggy for me ;}, so...this is great news!