Babysitter who abused baby goes free

May 27, 2016 6:15 PM

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I would go all Law Abiding Citizen on their ass, if someone ever did this to my little girl

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm just thinking why did they waited till morning to call the police ? They came home saw the baby crying and didn't see the imprint ? 1/

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Um....hate to be THAT guy, but that's not what blasphemy is....

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Buy an out of the way plot of land and..........a shovel

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

if this happened to my son, the babysitter would not be alive

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If anyone hit my child like that they would not be able to speak or walk for months!!! I would punish them

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Looking at that poor baby made me well up. Not too much smaller than my own. If I came home to this I'd have called the cops immediately.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Have they considered reaching out to child protective services? The babysitter was in a caregiver role for the child.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For that reason, she would get charged under the CPS law.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://youtu.be/Oi3Hyxuf5AE Father kills son's kidnapper. Not related but it makes me feel better.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Jury Nullification.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tried for manslaughter. Could have been charged with first degree. Seems like justice was adequately served in this man's case. Good on him.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

On the other hand.. immediate death vs possible life in prison.. what is more fitting for the child molester?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should stop keeping them anonymous.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Need more source to believe this I'm afraid.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

It's sad enough to see a child who's been hurt, but nothing brings my piss to a boil than seeing a child who's been abused.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

They wouldn't be able to find the pieces if someone did this to my child. Seriously.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh his poor sweet face :( how is anyone capable of this?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Just wait it out. 5-10 years. Then do what you need to do.

9 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 5

You, I like you.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I'm pretty sure that any hitman would do this job for free

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

Yeap I would do the same. .sorry but no one touchs my kid like that and get away with it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would turn into John Wick if someone did this to mine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bring me the Death Note

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*Opens phone book*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These stories hurt before I had my daughter. Now they bring me to tears and make me physically ill. Every. Time.

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

I am crying right now. Like tears streaming down my face.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

His face just...oh god I need to hug my child for an hour. This is why I don't trust ppl with him

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. My stomach is in knots from reading this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Same :( :( :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have children but they make me physically ill too. I can't believe someone could be that corrupted into abusing children.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this is how I become a murderer. dont touch my babies.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Law Abiding Citizen": It's not what you know, its what you can prove in court! ... Bring the fuckin' diseased corrupt temple down.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

He never did though...so disappointed.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a new dad -and you can use this comment as evidence in my arraignment, trial, and conviction- I would blow this persons hands off 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

with a shotgun at close range and slowly lower them into a wood chipper, throwing the slush into the sea. I swear to god.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Hands? I think you're aiming a bit high there. Start between the legs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tend to go to my very very dark place when I start to think about what I would do to someone that hurt my kids. Then I need to go hug them

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mom once told me she had *dreams* about someone hurting me that made her want to brutalize a totally imaginary person with a shoe.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone know if anything this facebook person said is true?

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Several news sites are reporting on it, whether or not it was the babysitter though..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I looked up the profile, seems a lot of news outlets are picking up the story. There's a conversation with the alleged abuser that is 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Super fucked up. Sounds more like a troll though :\ I guess we'll find out soon enough.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Maybe it not the actual abuser. The conversation is with a female, but this post sounds as though a male abused the baby. Either way, fucky.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was a male babysitter, one of his friend shared the guys fb and he ended up closing it or deleting it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought. The father's fb page had some other shit shared on it about a girl being pro-abuse but she seemed unrelated to this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know, but I always get suspicious when they add unnecessary details for sympathy like commission is their only source of income.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I smell a Kickstarter coming...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will wait for a newspaper article. I'm not saying it's false but there are some terrible people on the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I live in the area and this is the first I'm hearing of it...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Same, wtf.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really? I heard about it on Yahoo a few days ago

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I really hate to play devils advocate on this one but I feel like there's more to this. A confession PLUS doctor's statement led nowhere?

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

No, I agree with you. There has to be more to the story.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Where is this hand print? It is easy to "see" a hand print where there isn't one and I don't see one in the photo.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upper arm. That's usually the kind of bruise when you grab a kid by the arm and lift them up way too aggressively. However it also 1/1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1/2 looks like the way you'd rapt the back of a closed fist against skin. Facial injuries look like he fell/was struck with something hard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1/3 this is just speculation, i think the lower part of his cheek bruising was the broken capillaries draining down.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And police don't "find a jury" before an arrest. They wouldn't take this to a grand jury without an arrest

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

True words.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well they might have just "confessed" it to the family because they were hounding them or said "I'm sorry it happened"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also it seems that baby suffered through more than one smack.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Someone willing to step back and really LOOK at the story and all its gaping holes.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

"Amazing how with a bare minimum of info, so many Imgurians turn into judgmental pricks advocating violence."

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Quoted from a significantly different story that had similar reactions. Waiting for Part 2 where people find out this story was fabricated.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Don't let your emotions control you. Let your reason instead enhance your ability to feel. Do research. Don't be an internet warrior.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

$100 says you're not a parent.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

I've got twin boys. You don't have to be a vigilante to be a parent.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're right. Most of the time emotions get the best of me. Just love my kids so much.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sigh...waiting for the lynch mob to form all because you don't wanna be part of a lynch mob...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I feel sick at this.... I'd probably end up in prison if this shit happened to my son.

9 years ago | Likes 372 Dislikes 3

I know. I would be pulled apart b/w revenge and not wanting to risk leaving my childless parentless if I was to go to jail.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*child. I pray I never have to be in this situation bc I don't what I would do

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would happily go to jail if someone did this to my son as well. Revenge mode.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The expression of the baby's face is heartbreaking.. as if the joy & innocence was drained away

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Not if they couldnt find evidence

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Hell they will always find something on you. Always.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

If the dead man can't tell the police you were the one who killed him or that he is in pain then they can't press charges... right? right?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hi, Dexter

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i had a neighbor whose dogsitter abused his dog. he then paid a few chavs to punch the dogsitter every couple of days for a almost a year.

9 years ago | Likes 1255 Dislikes 8

I know yr just trying to tell a story but this a little baby we're talking about. That sitter belongs in jail

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 21

This may be a good case for some vigilantism as OP seems to have exhausted the criminal avenue. I imagine a good lawsuit could work too.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Then, based on similarly patchy evidence and accusations, the sitter's friends and relatives could do some vigilantism, and then...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 2

That's... Lovely!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I can see why someone would take a job and be neglectful but seeking opportunities to cause abuse is just alien to me...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's fucking awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

This should be a job, punishing persons like that. I think i would be employee of the month forever.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

The job is city/county prosecutor. Sorta... They decide what charges a person gets after an arrest. But something stinks in the case 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 of this baby if their prosecutor isn't filing charges. Friends with abuser? Got Bribed? 6 month case log backup... who knows...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd contribute to a fund to hire guys to punch a sitter...

9 years ago | Likes 241 Dislikes 2

'A' sitter? Just a random babysitter? Seems harsh, but it's your money.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

didnt know what a chav was. when i googled it, this image came up. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/46/Chav_scally.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

Wee man! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wee free men?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scottish yes, pictsie no.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is indeed a chav

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Council housed and violent= chav

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not true. The word is of Romani origin. The Sun assigned that crude backronym to it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Meh. I could deal with being punched by this kid every couple days.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One is no problem cause they're cowards. They always come in groups of 3+ though and generally carry knives.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"a young lower-class person who displays brash and loutish behaviour and wears real or imitation designer clothes"

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

characteristic alarm cry: "You wot mate? Swear on me muvver I'll fookin' shiv ya! ..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that's why he looks exactly like Eggsy from Kingsman

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

pic caption: Comedian Neil Bratchpiece as "The Wee Man", a stereotypical chav character. he totally does look like him though

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How the fuck do you do that to an innocent baby? Walk away. Give yourself timeout. Call its parents. Call your parents. Anything but this.

9 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

Or the person should have just killed themselves and saved society the fucking trouble.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I believe post partum depression can sometimes involve feelings of wanting to hurt your baby.. The stress of an incessantly crying child can

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

make something snap in people. That being said, this is in no way defensible and completely heinous act

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It also wasn't the attackers baby so that wouldn't apply here anyways.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Related: what could a baby possibly due to warrant this?

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

You are taught as a parent its your fault if baby is unhappy and you must do something to make them happy. .

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, babies can be a handful but an adult with full cognitive abilities should be able to control oneself more than a babe.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

When nothing does you can lose your mind. New parents should be told its ok to put baby in a safe place and walk away.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Two doors. Put two doors between your headache/hangover and their unending demonic brain-splitting shriek.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they've had a bottle of milk and a clean nappy and are warm enough, they'll be fine to shriek at the ceiling for a while.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Letting them cry is hard but its better than doing something you regret

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And can we say "earplugs"? Squishy foam earplugs? 20c at any safety shop, so much protection from noise.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TL;DR Parents are furious that a quirk in Oregon law prevents a babysitter (family friend, 2-hour watch) from being brought up on charges.

9 years ago | Likes 342 Dislikes 8

Even if criminal charges aren't filed, civil charges can certainly be, and the burden of proof is more lenient.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why they want to protect them by keeping them anonymous, makes no sense to me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because people are idiots that lynch other people without real evidence.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do we know if that is true or are we just assuming that from this random persons facebook post?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a felon in Oregon, we have sone fucked laws that go both ways. I have a Kidnap 2 charge for preventing a suicide.

9 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

Ah shit. That is fucked. I hope you get a fair judge.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This happened back in 2010, and after all the court proceedings, I still served 49 months in prison.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some people are on the sex offender registry for the rest of their life for urinating in a public place. The law can be pretty fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those of us in Salem world like an elaboration...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Salem here too! Wtf? I didn't know about any of this and now don't want a babysitter watching my child ever!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in Salem! I'm 24 weeks (6 months) pregnant yesterday... This is super frightening for me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kidnap 2 requires moving someone 3+ feet against their will. This is because it takes 3 feet to drag someone into a car/building/alley.(1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I moved my "Victim" from the bathroom to the living room to calm them down and help them rethink their decision.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You did the right thing. But shitty law is proving you wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow that's fucked up

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How does that trump basic battery? Laws against battery should apply

9 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 2

The one thing I learned taking law classes is that only a small portion of crimes ever get justice due to ease of a conviction.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because its a legal system not a justice system.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No proof. Verbal confession, unless made to a cop or on camera is just a "he said /she said" argument. Baby can't identify the (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

attacker. Best they could hope for in this case is negligent endangerment, but looks like the cops are cowering. Civil suit or (2/3)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

taking the scumbag out in the back alley could sure alleviate some tension though. (3/3)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You know they don't have cameras in the elevator in the police station. Wonder why?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It may be an matter of evidence. The defense can argue that the bruises were already there, because there is no accuser (baby can't talk).

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

ex-fucking-cuse me? you telling me you can argue that the bruises with YOUR FUCKING HAND was there before so it couldnt be you? (1)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

with a fucking confession in hand as well? wheres this babysitter? ill settle this, make it so he cant speak a word of who did what to him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, the state usually speaks for those without a voice and should investigate both the parents and the sitter.

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I agree.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Then wouldn't the best course be a civil suit? (Burden of proof is much lower than criminal)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's still an option for the parents, but they have to pay to bring a case that way and there's no legal punishment for the babysitter.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, that makes sense. If the parents have a lot of people vouch for their character, it might work.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Evidence? They confessed!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swear to God if anybody touched my child in a manner that left them in this condition there would be another article on a missing person

9 years ago | Likes 2280 Dislikes 11

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Father of two boys here. I cannot describe my rage if someone did something to either if them...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Im a new dad, have a three week old. If anyone did that to my son I would shove a pineapple sidewards up the third eye!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

If this was my kid the babysitter wouldn't be missing. I'd leave the cocksucker near dead in front of the police station.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Cut out their tongue so they can't verbally say who did it. ;-)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I would destroy their fucking face. Like Quadimodo level fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'd definitely be in jail for murder. "Yeah, I killed him. You fuckers wouldn't bring justice, so I did."

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Jury nullification, IMO

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, there'd be a detailed recipe on how to cook and eat your enemies to absorb their power in the Sunday paper. Or the today show.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They wouldn't even find the body. Pigs are wonderful animals. He wouldn't even be dead when I put his ass in there either.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

my daughter is a little over a year old and this makes me want to murder whomever did this as well, i got feels man and its wierd

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah I can't watch videos where someone is abusing a child. my blood boils and I end up feeling like getting violent

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same for my students too.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

right there with you...I've got a strong back, a bag of lime and know how to use a shovel...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

missing? i'd have their head on a fence post in my front yard

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

spoken like a true Lannister! and whilst I cannot deny that your act seems justified, i think I'd get tired of the smell pretty quickly

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imgur would be the weirdest neighborhood.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right next to this photo and some boxing gloves

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Amen

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

may I help you dig this shallow grave deeper?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I'll buy the beers and the shovels! You bring the solo cups, tequila. Halfsies on pizza?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I saw my dad hold back his best friend after someone almost ran over his son in the pits. I'll never forget how calmly he said...

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Don't get in the pit if you can't handle it. Your dad's friend needs to chill.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No idea what this pits is but it definitely doesn't sound like the place for a child to be hanging out supervised or not. (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Judging by that super harsh reaction though, I'm going to definitely say dad needs to keep a better eye on his kids. (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming its a mosh pit that goes on in rock shows. Kids shouldn't be in it. Its grown men slamming into each other.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"That man needs to die."

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Having experienced similar as a father, I understand completely his cold rage.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd flay them alive in my basement

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chill out, Ramsay. JK, go ham, I'd do the same.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would help you hide the body...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed. This just infuriates me. On the bright side just beat the person to death and since they cant talk your free to go.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I cant say i wouldnt step to their level. I have a step son and if anyone did anything remotely close to this. Morality would not exist

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I don't have kids and I'd do the same.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a 1 year old boy, if something did this to him...holy shit I would get in some trouble. That poor little baby.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll help you hide the body. Fucking Christ this shit enrages me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i dont have children but be certain if i observed someone doing this, there is no liquid hell hot enough to contain my wrath

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 1

agreed! i couldn't imagine there is a force on this Earth that would stop me from exacting some sort of revenge

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

just to kinda be a smartass i guess, but a shotgun would stop ya pretty good =w=

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

no. it would merely slow us down.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

An eye for an an eye...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can hit my kids, but I will kill anyone else that does. They need me now, but I'll commit murder and leave when they need me most.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or a false positive on recovering the remains

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fuck that shit. If someone did that shit to my nephews they would be taking a permanent swim in the River Rouge or next to Hoffa under 275.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get the anger, but what good are you to your kid in jail? It's not undoing what happened you'd just be making your kids life worse

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

As far as they know, I came how and saw the sitter hit the kid so I shot them.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

home*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

way to throw a buncha logic into my rage! no seriously I know what you're saying is true but justice would be done how I saw fit. the 1/

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

"babysitter" would definitely be the target of the rage.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You wouldn't do your kid any good in jail.....which is exactly why you should make sure you don't get caught

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

well if ever I am in this situation, Imgur is definitely the first place i'll come for advice on how to do just that!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-every sane parent

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

HELL YEAH! I'm not even a human mother (I have pets, not babies) but I would fucking LOSE. MY. MIND.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

How do you not know that the babysitter is capable of this?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the biggest monsters sometimes hide in plain sight.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone does this to my child, they better start running. Because I will hunt them down.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He said "...find him guilty..." was the sitter a male?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd make their disappearance highly intolerable, if you catch my drift.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

there'd be an article on a missing family, possibly an entire lineage, my friend.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Grab some friends, find a kill zone, go to a local farm field and or backwoods, have rocks and shovels, burn and bury. No witnesses.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same man, they'd never find the mother fucker.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn right, if anyone did this to my daughter I would hunt them down.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't even have a child and I feel this way

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A sitter hit my sister with a brush when we were kids. When my mom found out she beat her almost to death with with the brush!

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 2

i hope your gifts on motherday are sweet and big

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately she died about 7 years ago:(

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

im really sorry about that :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks:)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

some nice flowers on her grave then i guess... maybe a cup of coffee as well

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Moms love coffee. :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember what Imgur taught you and bury them under a dog or two

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

The baby?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The sitter, unless you're really dark

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Living up to your username?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm never not

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get the reference but will do!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was an old advice mallard. Bury a body vertically (to confuse arial heat signatures) and underneath a dog (to confuse corpse dogs)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How do you guys know these things

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We just know THANGS coral!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ahhhhhhhhh! I think I remember that one now that you've reminded my old brain

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the tip :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thought about this too, but I recently learned what a Blood Eagle is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my curiosity has been piqued... but I dare not google this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone handled my son like this I wouldn't even try to mask it. Id take the mangled remains to the police. "Here. I fucked killed them."

9 years ago | Likes 569 Dislikes 7

I feel like ya wouldn't. Yes, yes, you're mad, but you're grossly exaggerating. It would be funny if it wasn't a bit stale on this site.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Samesies. I would brutally kill them and then report myself to the police.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Fucked killed... Thats so metal

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Lmfao

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. If someone did that to one of my kids I would call the police and tell them I had a gift wrapped bloody corpse waiting for pick up.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The monthly prison visits for your child for the rest of your life would be a fantastic gift. Do the deed in secret, if you must.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Enjoy 20 years in prison... Part of the social contract is we don't go all batman. We use the legal system...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 11

Well. It sucks.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The legal system is a damn joke. Fuckers like Eathan Couch walk free while the parent mentioned in this post gets screwed over.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You obviously didn't read the post

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You did what to them and killed them?

9 years ago | Likes 278 Dislikes 1

/a/wp0Zd

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucked them so hard they died

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Skull fucked them to death

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"I'M GOING TO EVISCERATE YOU AND USE YOUR ENTRAILS AS A CONDOM WHILE I FORNICATE WITH YOUR SKULL!" - Gohan DBZ Abridged

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No reread the comment. He "fucked killed them". Killed them via fucking.

9 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

So he's Mr Garrison?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Death by snu snu.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's the way to go

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Really the only way to go in the situation.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Please don't do that," your future attorney probably.

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

I wanna see a sitcom where a guy keeps killing people but for like really good reasons and his poor attorney is just exasperated.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, do it. I advise you to kill the monster...slowly

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Too late.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*fucking

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

did you just corrected someone that said ain't afraid to go to jail?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 21

He literally corrected himself.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Too late Mr. Fuckem-to-death.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sorry, bud, you fucked them to death.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Running away wouldn't solve anything though

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

lmao! your username checks out! thanks for the laugh though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

:)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0